age: 79 (Apr 04, 1933)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2004

occupation: full-time bitch/ass-kicker

fantasy: i have none . . well, maybe one

crush: matt shadows . adriana lima. cory "nasty" nastazio. carmen electra

sign: proceed with caution

stats: 5'9ish. brown hair. green eyes. 36D (they're real and they're spectacular)

makes me sad: closed-minded/ignorant people. "weekend drivers"

body mods: nose. tongue. right side lip. both nipples. belly button. "Poison Girl" piece on my back. sparrows/roses on my chest. & No Apologies/No Regrets on my wrists, all by Mike Gonzalez @ Ink Slave in Norco,CA

into: scammin on your chick. strip/dance clubs. trips to Havasu (chillin on my boat). MAC makeup. muscle cars. hot rods. tall shoes. BIG trucks. hard liquor. driving fast. spontaneous road trips. body mods. & pirate jokes

i lost my virginity: to a guy who wasn't worth it

most humbling moment: everday brings about yet another humbling moment

gets me hot: accents. muscle cars. italians. ALL body mods. bald heads. mohawks. hair pulling. biting. spanking