Turbonegro

Turbonegro


I know I interviewed Hank Von Helvete the frontman for Turbonegro. But as I read this over I’m not sure if we actually talked about anything. I don’t know if he is just tired or weird. Probably both. Anyway we chatted from his hotel room about Turbonegro’s latest album, Party Animals.

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Daniel Robert Epstein: Are you guys doing a show tonight?
Hank Von Helvete: Yeah, we’re in Seattle.
DRE:
Awesome. You guys like Seattle?
HVH:
It’s cool.
DRE:
Are you getting drunk?
HVH:
No, I’m just in my hotel room, sleeping.
DRE:
I guess you got sound check in a couple hours.
HVH:
Nah, we don’t do sound checks.
DRE:
Why not?
HVH:
We pay people to do it for us.
DRE:
I didn’t know you guys had that much money.
HVH:
We don’t. So we make the crew work extra for their money. 30 years ago they used to say you could get rich being in a band but not fucking anymore.
DRE:
No, you guys aren’t rich.
HVH:
We’re fucking poor.
DRE:
You’re not poor. You’re doing alright.
HVH:
Yeah, well we’re not rich, that’s for sure.
DRE:
What was the inspiration for Party Albums?
HVH:
The fall of the Roman Empire.
DRE:
I think you’re messing with me.
HVH:
No, it’s true, man. We wanted to make this decadent party thing, when the world was about to end, you know.
DRE:
Do you guys feel like the world’s about to end?
HVH:
Yes and we want to play the party. Also you can’t party every day, so you just got to make every day a party.
DRE:
Turbonegro’s really into partying.
HVH:
We used to be more into partying, but now we’re getting old.
DRE:
Is it tough to keep up that image of what you guys are?
HVH:
No, we’re just maturing. We can’t walk around being hungover or drunk all the time. It would make it so bad.
DRE:
Are people in the band getting married?
HVH:
Yeah, I think we’re all married actually.
DRE:
That puts a damper on things.
HVH:
Yeah, kind of.
DRE:
Did you guys really feel that maturity when making this new album?
HVH:
Yes, in the sense that we spent more time in recording and perfecting the whole thing. We spent the longest time ever to make this record, than any other punk album in the world. No other punk rock album in the world used so much time and effort to record.
DRE:
Well punk albums aren’t supposed to have good production.
HVH:
There you go, you’re supposed to sit in the studio and drink and do drugs, and be satisfied as soon as possible. Let’s wrap and then party. [laughs]
DRE:
Do you guys still do drugs?
HVH:
I don’t pry into other people’s lives. I don’t do drugs. But I used to.
DRE:
Did you guys have any experience with modern roman type orgies?
HVH:
No. We just used what we saw in movies.
DRE:
[laughs] Like Caligula?
HVH:
Yeah, man.
DRE:
How about the sailor hats? Too Village People now?
HVH:
We used to wear denim like all the fucking time.
DRE:
And not so much anymore.
HVH:
No, now we’ve kind of developed the characters more so it’s more like we wear the denim on the encores.
DRE:
[laughs] Is the character hard to do or you just too tired for it right now?
HVH:
No, it’s not that clear a contrast when it comes to me as Hank, compared to Hank onstage.
DRE:
Are you guys over the sailor hats yet?
HVH:
Happy Tom still wears it. It’s cool.
DRE:
People have really picked up on it.
HVH:
Yeah, it’s great and we can sell them.
DRE:
How was it working with Steve MacDonald as producer?
HVH:
Bringing in an outside producer was very interesting because we’ve never had one before. We didn’t actually know what to do with a producer in the beginning, so he was just sitting there. But after a while he got more into the thing, we got to know him more and then we realized that he was actually a very good asset to the recording process. He could push us a bit further and make the recordings better. He made us fulfill our potential. When we felt satisfied, he was not and made us do it better.
DRE:
How’re you guys all getting along now?
HVH:
We’re getting along fine.
DRE:
How many years has it been?
HVH:
We’ve been together for 13 years. We always felt that we wanted to take this as far as possible and see how big we could get. We’re still in the process of growing as a band so as long as things are getting bigger and better, we’ll keep on doing it.
DRE:
But you feel like you’re evolving past the theatrical aspect of it.
HVH:
Yeah.
DRE:
Is the midget still on tour?
HVH:
Yeah, he’s still with us.
DRE:
I shouldn’t say midget, I should say little person.
HVH:
No, it’s dwarf. We call him leprechaun.
DRE:
Well you guys pay him, so you can call him whatever you want.
HVH:
Yeah, we pay for him!
DRE:
[laughs] What do you guys like about the dwarf? Is it like a dream sequence?
HVH:
Yeah it’s kind of a nightmare thing.
DRE:
Are there dwarves in your nightmares?
HVH:
Yeah, pulling my toes.
DRE:
That’s terrible.
HVH:
Yeah, they’re looking for their crock of gold. It’s really scary. They’re like evil leprechauns.
DRE:
Did you have a problem with dwarves and leprechauns in Norway?
HVH:
Yeah, we have a big problem with them, they’re everywhere.
DRE:
[laughs] I meant growing up, to make dwarves pop into your subconscious.
HVH:
It’s a rock and roll thing, I mean a circus thing. I usually mix that up because rock and roll and circuses are pretty much the same. Next time we’re going to bring an elephant with us on the road and just have him in the club.
DRE:
Even though you’re married, what are the Turbonegro groupies like?
HVH:
They’re males. We call them groupers. Boys who come to talk about groups.
DRE:
What do you know about SuicideGirls?
HVH:
I got a great birthday thing from them. I got some really cool pics because some of them are in our fan club.
DRE:
When are you going back home to Norway?
HVH:
We’re leaving tomorrow. It would be cool to live in the states for like a couple of years, but in the end I like it better in Norway.

by Daniel Robert Epstein

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