Skepticism and Truth

While I can't prove it, I believe that the Men In Black built the Large Hadron Collider to use as a weapon against Bigfoot, who is going to destroy Big Pharma by giving people the facts about homeopathy, acupuncture and chiropractic, after he exposes the government's conspiracy that used rods to get them into the World Trade Center and out safely so they could plant the bombs, and when, in 2012, they fire that thing it will bring about the end of the world as predicted by the Mayans.