Yuppie Scum

Do you have a Blackberry? Do you have a favorite Starbucks barista? Do you have a real "grown-up" job with casual Fridays? What about a CPA, IRA, JD, or MBA? Subscribe to Forbes AND The Economist?
If you answered yes, you are a yuppie. If you wanted to answer "yes", then you may belong in here. To join, send the Head Yuppie In Charge a PM detailing how exactly you fit the group description. Use visual aids if necessary. No Girl Collectors.