bands:

1. I hate music
2. alright but just one (the only band I readlly love to fuck to...) Deftones
3. Ok well there is Pantera
4. maybe Slayer as well

films:

1. maybe dirty sanchez

books:

1. I hate reading coz I can't see.
2. someone else is writing this for me

tv shows:

1. I can't see properly, I really can't.
2. Fuck, I'm having trouble writing this.

Artists:

1. I didn't like what they'd put so I made up my own... My favourite gross things are:
2. The jar of my families teeth which I keep in my front room
3. Picking my nose
4. Eating mouldy fruit
5. studying mould
6. studying anything that festers
7. I love helping pregnant things with giving birth
8. I love watching animals eat their own placenta (it's pretty educational)

into: Anything sinister and playing guitar. My latest sex toy has been Henry the Hoover. Now I know why men use it!!

not into: ... ? errr, shit I don't know!?

makes me happy: tearing flesh off of my kidnapped victims, I still have the videos,

makes me sad: that no one has assinated bush, people who put other people down to satisfy themselves. Negativity.

hobbies: Playing guitar, biting and growling, been a long time coming.

5 things i can't live without: Vibrator, er vibrator, chocolate, sometimes boyfriend, and sexdrugsrock'n'roll.

vices: S'all good. After 5 unintentional overdoses I'M STILL ALIVE!!! I'm a fucking hoover... Dyson to be honest.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Wanking off to Dave Navarro. fuck yeah. oh and playing my SG guitar.

occupation: Sexy Music teacher and Model. woo woo

current crush: I hit someone last night driving home drunk from church

stats: 24. Live in Essex. Can suck my big right toe.

body mods: couple'a tunnels, lip, nose, belly tat. Esta aqui!

heroes: Wonder woman and my best buddie Nikki "get your cunt out!!!!"

gets me hot: walking on hot coles, fire and brimstone too. I had previously been to hell a couple of years ago, that was quite toasty! I sat down on a flaming butt plug and had a wail of a time! I haven't been able to poop since... suppose that's what you call selling your arse to the devil.

favorite position: mmm I have only had sex once (with a human) and that was missionary...

fantasy: People doing back to me what I have done to them. Please, please, please!!!

sign: A very undecisive Libra.

most humbling moment: When I realised I was a man

i lost my virginity: to my brother when I was 10. he was shit.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Metalhead, Rockabilly, Fetish, Fuck you, I defy categories