into: Animal rights, feminism, reading, cosy flats/houses, old buildings,felidae, nature, the smell of the sea, autumn, dancing, dark furniture, the way old books' pages feel and smell, mythology, watching people at airports, tea, cake, pulling silly faces (you have no idea how good I am at this, seriously), infantile jokes, cardigans.
not into: Hello Kitty. Bleh. Harry Potter. Bleh. I know I'm probably the only one on this planet.
Drama, "scenes", probably you.
makes me happy: Cats, animals in general, vegan food, beautiful landscapes, going to the hairdresser's, singing in my car, those moments in which I feel I have faith in myself, meeting interesting people, literacy, men who smell nice.
5 things i can't live without: I will think about that when I'm about to be marooned on a lost island.
vices: Crumpets, marmite, peanut butter. Not necessarily in that order but preferably in combination.
Shoes. Getting angry.
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: Brain wanking
occupation: Lotus-eater and angry elf
current crush: Always Ronald McDonald
stats: Angry.
(Maybe not so angry if you bring kitties.)
gets me hot: Love, respect, trust, devotion, intelligence. There's no better turn-on than that. Well, and good kissing to make it perfect.
Aren't I a boring cow. I guess I should fantasise about something like anal sex with iron dildos here to at least appear a bit more interesting.
favorite position: On your face.
fantasy: Peace on earth and freedom for all garden gnomes
sign: Gemini, Scorpio rising
most humbling moment: Just a few weeks before taking my A-levels, when one of my bimbo classmates tried to smash a double-glazed door into my face.
i lost my virginity: I'm not that kind of girl
MY DIET: Vegan
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!
POT: Nope
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories