into: Sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets, coffee table books, etc...
not into: People with external locuses of control
makes me happy: Sunshine, puppies, wit, charm, snuggling, shoe-shopping
makes me sad: Finding out that things are not what they seem.
hobbies: Painting, reading, pilates
5 things i can't live without: 1. My dog Sushi
2. mustard
3. padded bras
4. books
5. pink glitter
vices: Glamour
i spend most of my free time: Locking myself out of my car and/or apartment
occupation: Professor at Hot Carling Academy
current crush: Your mom
stats: 5'8"
34-26-36
Red hair
Blue eyes
heroes: Martha Stewart, Posh Spice, Barbie, Debbie Harry, Mandy Moore, Brody Dalle
gets me hot: Strip sudoku
sign: Capricorn
i lost my virginity: ...but I still have the box it came in.
MY STATUS: not telling