agentprovoateur9:
Two lawyers walk into a bar. John speaks to the barmaid, says "I'll have a jack and coke! It's a night of celebration!" Jack, looking fairly despondant, asks the barmaid "What's the cheapest rot-gut swill you've got on the shelf?" She smiles and replies "I plead the fifth." John would have none of it--"I demand you tell this man what he wants to know! He didn't pass the bar, now he just wants to get drunk in one!" Jack, feeling sheepish, asks her to just bring him the bottle. John couldn't help himself any more, snatches the bottle, and downs the whole thing all at once. "Now what did I just put inside me!?" he demanded, slumping over the bar. The barmaid replies "How did YOU pass the bar, if you can't read the label? It says: I PLEAD, THE FIFTH!"
draybobo:
How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?