From erliquin

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I'd like to meet this lovely lady. Because my dad once told me that if I ever found a woman Id be willing do anything for, then I should never let her go. He also told me to take that woman and wail on her derrire like a woodpecker on Eucalyptus. But, I never thought Id find that woman. Naturally, in my mind, willing to do anything meant slaughtering all the remaining Lesser One Horned Rhinoceros in Southeast Asia using my prized Mike Ness guitar pick then delivering their carcasses on rough hewn Sumatran Pine to the Commander in Chief of the Indonesian Military while draped in the flag of the Free Aceh Movement and simultaneously reciting The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock backwards in Yiddish. Rhinos, you are warned. Astatine may be THAT woman.