into: bunnies that smoke cigarettes, burrito pajama pants, the lusty lady, dig dug, and shiny toys

not into: wet feet, smelly toothbrushes, cream of wheat, spiders, ham, intense eye contact by people you would rather look away from but they pull you in like a tractor beam of creepiness, and mushrooms.

makes me happy: black sabbath, luna & Sol, looking better naked than with clothes on, back scratches, and pickles.

makes me sad: shit weather, being sick,talking to people i don't like, and ants... i have a song about ants, you should ask me about it

hobbies: cake making and cupcake throwing

5 things i can't live without: tattoos, eyeliner, 80s metal, red bull, and making out

vices: jameson, hot naked girls, and motorcycles

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: calling your mom

occupation: being a tuff cake

current crush: pickles

stats: yea i have some

body mods: fairy, butterflies, mermaid, swordfish, jellyfish, flowers, skull, pin up, flames, and LOTS of desserts. if you can find the star, i'll give you a prize

gets me hot: lots of tattoos, eyeliner on boys, those v-shaped muscles right above your hips, captain morgans, pigtails, red lipstick, lip peircings, leather

favorite position: the happy landing

fantasy: having sex in a phone booth on the side of the dusty HWY 5, wearing a zebra print skirt, black tank, and pink funky sunglasses, while taking a suitcase full of coke to LA to sell, so we could live happily ever after on the beach in mexico

sign: you must die, i alone am best

most humbling moment: walking into a big green lamp post outside of a crowded club in berkely and having a golf ball on my forehead for about 2 weeks

i lost my virginity: i think in your pants... unless i left it on your face.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Vegetarian

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Tattooed, Goth, Fashionista, Hipster, Rockabilly, Fuck you, I defy categories