"OhAlexander said onApril 20, 2005 05:03 PMDELETE these pictures are lame, almost as lame as the time we went fishing.

so get this, were always talking about fishing for these marlins off the coast of the keys. so we pack all our fishing equipment on the back of my vespa, and head down the coast.
we finally get to the dock, so i check our stuff.

what does this broad bring to go fishing?
fuckin make up, and snuff porn.

i was appauld, the other fishermen loved her, but i wasnt having this sort of shit.

whatevs so we shared a fishing pole.

were out on the water, ya knw just wading ...
and all of a sudden she gets sea sick.

atop that she asks me to let her throw up in my mouth.
i was so excited, and so were the Gulls.
they started swarming around my face pecking at the delicious mess that zui had created.

one of the birds got my eye. My Good eye..
so in a rage of fury i pushed zui off the boat and into the deep open sea.

the sharks started to swarm around her.. but they wouldnt attack
you see sharks have a great sense of smell
and zui's feet fuckin reak.

they swam away far away after ingesting the murky smelly water.

she climbed onto the boat and apologized.
i said it was cool, i mean i have a pirate ship on my stomach, so being a pirate almost seemed natural.

we harpooned our travel guides and stole their vessel
we made it clear to cuba where we started a pirate fighting force

we were somthing to be reckoned with..

argh..."

"One day Zui will be my wifie! "

"Meteu said onOctober 20, 2004 09:01 PMDELETE 20 October 2004
Day 28

Supplies and time are running out. I have had no luck in spotting this elusive creature. I will have to break camp this evening . A sad thought for such a magical place. The air is peaceful in the strange land. Exotic birds of all species fly about. This must have been Eden at the beginning of time.

I beginning my preparation for break camp when I spotted movement to my East. There, entering the clearing was the most magnificent creature ever before seen. No words can truly describe what I was witnessing. Quietly and intently I watched as to not make any disturbance. I was in awe and I didn’t want it to end. I wiped a tear from my eye as it slipped away just as it came. I was beside myself with emotion after witnessing this lovely creature, this, Zui in the mist."

"it saddens me that zui has two dildos on her wishlist that every woman should definetely have. zui apparently you are one whiz kid with those fingers because those toys are a *crucial* part of the collection and either yours broke because you used them too damn much or you are in some serious need of a gift giving friend.

so for my story...

zui and i went to this yankees game this one time (if you didn't know, zui is a HUGE yankees fan. HUGE.) and i think between the 2 of us we had around 35 beers. not only was zui yelling things like "crackwhore" and "balllicker" to the umpire, she told me that she had to pee. how this happened is beyond me, either she was so drunk she didn't care where she peed or she has some sort of fetish, but she moved to the front of the bleacher seat (she was wearing a skirt) and just peed all over the guys head who was sitting below us. he hasn't taken a shower since. i know him. TRUE story."