SuicideGirl: Zippo
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Zippo will kick internet sand into your virtual vagina!

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SuicideGirl: Zippo
SuicideGirl: Zippo
SuicideGirl: Zippo
 

bands:

  1. Sublime
  2. Shiny Toy Guns
  3. Tsunami Bomb
  4. Our Lady Peace
  5. Flogging Molly
  6. Latch Key Kid
  7. The Beatles
  8. Blink 182
  9. Cross Canadian Ragweed
  10. Bowling for Soup

films:

  1. Love, Actually
  2. Ever After
  3. Lord of the Rings
  4. Juno
  5. Little Miss Sunshine
  6. Lonesome Dove
  7. Mean Girls
  8. Stick It
  9. The Other Boleyn Girl
  10. The Girl Next Door

books:

  1. The Last Herald Mage Trilogy
  2. Lord of the Rings
  3. Seabiscuit
  4. Screw the Roses, Send me the Thorns
  5. The DaVinci Code
  6. The Awakening
  7. Winter of Fire
  8. Harry Potter (all of them)
  9. The Picture of Dorian Grey
  10. House of Leaves

tv shows:

  1. Family Guy
  2. Jeff Corwin
  3. Futurama
  4. Southpark
  5. The Simpsons
  6. Miami Ink
  7. Cops
  8. Full House
  9. Forensic Files
  10. Planet Earth
 

into: Dog people, flamboyantly gay guys, BDSM, horse showing, racing mountain bikes, training dogs, sexy bikes, the color purple, guys in spandex, girls in spandex, dancing my white ass off, animals of every kind, olive juice

not into: Close-minded people, being cold, worrying about money, people who hurt animals and think its ok, fat girls who wear spandex, people on the internet who are mean to you just because they can be, sandbaggers, dopers, anyone who is afraid of dogs, backyard breeders, christians who try to push their religion on me, people who actually argue against gay marriage, tellevangelists

makes me happy: Pushing in all the buttons on top of fast food drink lids, being with people I love, sunshine, smiling babies, bluebonnets on the Texas highway, my childhood neighborhood at dusk, puppy breath, the smell of fresh mountain air, being on the back of a galloping horse, all my pets, when my boyfriend kisses my cheek, a mountain bike trail that flows, people who realize the scam that is designer dogs and don't fall for it, Sailor Jerry's

makes me sad: Realizing I'm not a kid anymore, hearing about all the awful things that go on in other parts of the world, when I get to the bottom of my ice cream bowl, seeing the way people treat the animals they share the world with, the fact that my best doggie friend is getting so old, when the olives fall off my subway sammich, people who are so naive and close-minded that they "hate" gays

hobbies: Racing mountain bikes, riding road bikes, riding and showing horses, showing and training dogs

5 things i can't live without: My cell phone, my boyfriend, my dogs and horses, the internet, my 2006 custom painted purple Intense Tracer

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Training my dogs and horses, riding my bike, hanging out with friends, cuddling with my boyfriend , and having sex(with my boyfriend)!

 

gender: SG

occupation: Horse and dog trainer, in school studying psychology

body mods: Ears peirced and one tattoo... more to come!

heroes: Bettie Page!!!!

gets me hot: The sight of my boyfriend on a bike, especially at the finish line. Likewise, the sight of my bf's dick, back, thighs, butt, chest, arms, shoulders, feet, lips, and taint ;) Also, naked girls, good breasts, and pretty much anything kinky.

favorite position: 2 point (only horse people get that)

fantasy: A little country house, with a white picket fence around the yard, and a brown wooden fence around little paddocks full of horses with a cute little barn tucked into the trees. I get up early in the morning to feed the dogs and goats and chickens and horses, before packing lunches and sending the kids off to school... and then spending the rest of the day pleasing my husband who works from home, and teaching riding lessons in between. Corny, huh?

sign: Scorpio

most humbling moment: Whenever I lose at something that i"ve worked hard at. I'm very competitive, and sometimes I have to remind myself that a red, green, or pink ribbon is just as good as blue.

i lost my virginity: But then I found it under my couch cushion.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.