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I want my tattoo covered up. It's one of those "I'm eighteen, I'm in college, I'm drunk, woohoo I have a tattoo!" tattoos. I dislike it. Chiggers attacked it several months ago and I have permanent bug bite scars all around it which look AWFUL. It doesn't mean anything to me. Therefor, I want it covered up.
There it is. I want to cover it up with a big horse tattoo. I want a horse rearing, kind of at an angle, obviously facing foreword. I'm hoping the moon would outline the chest of the horse nicely. I'd like it pretty dark... either a dark bay or a black/grey horse. I want a background behind it... like a purple/pink sunset and some blowing grass.
This is the closest pic I can find to what I would want.
Anybody got any suggestions for artists in the Texas area? Any artists want to give some input about the coverup? Would it even work?
I know the whole "dont' tell your tatt idea to anyone cause they'll steal it" rule.. but whatever, if you wanna get a tattoo of a horse rearing, be my guest. Not like its a really original idea. I just want mine really well done and pretty.
There it is. I want to cover it up with a big horse tattoo. I want a horse rearing, kind of at an angle, obviously facing foreword. I'm hoping the moon would outline the chest of the horse nicely. I'd like it pretty dark... either a dark bay or a black/grey horse. I want a background behind it... like a purple/pink sunset and some blowing grass.
This is the closest pic I can find to what I would want.
Anybody got any suggestions for artists in the Texas area? Any artists want to give some input about the coverup? Would it even work?
I know the whole "dont' tell your tatt idea to anyone cause they'll steal it" rule.. but whatever, if you wanna get a tattoo of a horse rearing, be my guest. Not like its a really original idea. I just want mine really well done and pretty.
PUPPY!!!!
He's the last of the little rescues I have. He's going to his new home in Memphis in two weeks.
On another note, I am all alone tonight... my boy went on an all-guys fishing trip and left me here alone. I'm really sleepy and I don't feel very good, so its not really a fun night. I'm pretty bored. I'm watching the Office though, which cracks me up. I actually have the theme song as my ring tone. I wish I could make babies with Jim.
5 days until Wit comes to town!
He's the last of the little rescues I have. He's going to his new home in Memphis in two weeks.
On another note, I am all alone tonight... my boy went on an all-guys fishing trip and left me here alone. I'm really sleepy and I don't feel very good, so its not really a fun night. I'm pretty bored. I'm watching the Office though, which cracks me up. I actually have the theme song as my ring tone. I wish I could make babies with Jim.
5 days until Wit comes to town!
The future seems like a really frightening place to me. The world itself just doesn't seem to be heading down a very good path. For your consideration;
-we are in a war that we've been in for how many years, and the majority of the people you ask can't even tell you WHY we're in the war, or you get a different answer from everyone.
-the world is so overpopulated and the population rate is increasing at such a drastic rate that it will be less than a few centuries before we have used up absolutely all of our natural resources.. water included. I mean, common' you Roman Catholics with 9 kids by the age of 25 living in your 2 bedroom little shack, USE A CONDOM!!!
-global warming... its real, and its happening right now.
-we actually have a candidate running for president of the US who (a) refuses to wear a pin of the american flag, (b) refuses to cross his hand over his heart during the national anthem, (c) has attended a church for nearly 20 years where the pastor is caught on video declaring that America is "run by rich white men" and that "America is evil" and that "any God who is with white people is therefor against black people and must be killed", and (d) has flags of Marxist massacre leaders hanging in his office, and (e)back to the pastor who he advocated, who actually meets and has befriended a terrorist leader!
-On that note, Hillary Clinton.
-...and don't forget McCain. (Yeah, can you tell I'm not voting this year?)
-The Endangered Species List... I really love Polar Bears, and I'm gonna be really sad when they're gone.
-Cancer (something bad we're doing to our bodies is causing it)
-PETA... "the total liberation of animals"? Yeah, what's in that massive freezer again? You're like some weird cult from the 60's who convinces degenerate kids that you can "free" them from conformist society by releasing their souls and feeding them poisoned punch.
-The American Economy currently... seriously, its about to explode and we're about to be in the biggest depression ever. I think I'm gonna buy a scooter... it should come in handy then.
-Gas prices
-There is a red level rapist of little boys that lives right down the street from me! He raped THREE little boys and he went to jail for a mere YEAR and is on probation and living down the street from me!!!! Explain to me how it is right that he is DOWN THE STREET FROM ME while my friend is in jail for next few months because he got caught with some weeeeed?
I dearly want children and always have, but I am so against the mass breeding of the human race that it would make me feel like a hypocrite to reproduce. Seriously, we NEED population control in this world, just like they have in China, but it won't happen until its way too late.
If you have any problems with my opinions please keep them to youself. This is my blog and I can write whatever I damn well please. Besides, I'm high.
EDIT: Thanks, Jennrose.
-we are in a war that we've been in for how many years, and the majority of the people you ask can't even tell you WHY we're in the war, or you get a different answer from everyone.
-the world is so overpopulated and the population rate is increasing at such a drastic rate that it will be less than a few centuries before we have used up absolutely all of our natural resources.. water included. I mean, common' you Roman Catholics with 9 kids by the age of 25 living in your 2 bedroom little shack, USE A CONDOM!!!
-global warming... its real, and its happening right now.
-we actually have a candidate running for president of the US who (a) refuses to wear a pin of the american flag, (b) refuses to cross his hand over his heart during the national anthem, (c) has attended a church for nearly 20 years where the pastor is caught on video declaring that America is "run by rich white men" and that "America is evil" and that "any God who is with white people is therefor against black people and must be killed", and (d) has flags of Marxist massacre leaders hanging in his office, and (e)back to the pastor who he advocated, who actually meets and has befriended a terrorist leader!
-On that note, Hillary Clinton.
-...and don't forget McCain. (Yeah, can you tell I'm not voting this year?)
-The Endangered Species List... I really love Polar Bears, and I'm gonna be really sad when they're gone.
-Cancer (something bad we're doing to our bodies is causing it)
-PETA... "the total liberation of animals"? Yeah, what's in that massive freezer again? You're like some weird cult from the 60's who convinces degenerate kids that you can "free" them from conformist society by releasing their souls and feeding them poisoned punch.
-The American Economy currently... seriously, its about to explode and we're about to be in the biggest depression ever. I think I'm gonna buy a scooter... it should come in handy then.
-Gas prices
-There is a red level rapist of little boys that lives right down the street from me! He raped THREE little boys and he went to jail for a mere YEAR and is on probation and living down the street from me!!!! Explain to me how it is right that he is DOWN THE STREET FROM ME while my friend is in jail for next few months because he got caught with some weeeeed?
I dearly want children and always have, but I am so against the mass breeding of the human race that it would make me feel like a hypocrite to reproduce. Seriously, we NEED population control in this world, just like they have in China, but it won't happen until its way too late.
If you have any problems with my opinions please keep them to youself. This is my blog and I can write whatever I damn well please. Besides, I'm high.
EDIT: Thanks, Jennrose.
My legs are peeling from my awful sunburn. Its bad... its fuckin gross.
I'm way excited because next weekend Wit is coming to visit me so we can make a little video together. Hopefully me and her and Saint and Doxie are all going to get together for some fun!
The AC in my apartment is out and won't be fixed until Tuesday. If its not fixed by then I'm going to kill someone.
I found homes for all the rescue puppies I had, and am glad to have them out of my hair. I still have one with me who I am taking to his new home in Memphis, Tn in a few weeks. Until then we are having fun with him and calling him Wilbur, cause he waddles like a little pig.
I'm way excited because next weekend Wit is coming to visit me so we can make a little video together.
Hopefully me and her and Saint and Doxie are all going to get together for some fun!The AC in my apartment is out and won't be fixed until Tuesday. If its not fixed by then I'm going to kill someone.
I found homes for all the rescue puppies I had, and am glad to have them out of my hair. I still have one with me who I am taking to his new home in Memphis, Tn in a few weeks. Until then we are having fun with him and calling him Wilbur, cause he waddles like a little pig.
I got my new bathing suit in the mail! Its from Victoria's Secret, which I normally never order anything from. I way bigger fan of Frederick's of Hollywood. Anyway, this is the most PERFECT bathing suit for me... it looks great, its my style, and did I mention I look fuckin sexy in it? Sorry the pics aren't really great. Its raining outside and this house sucks for taking pics in. Also, check out this narly sunburn I have from this weekend on the lake. It SUCKS... it hurts so bad, the worst part is on my THIGHS... its not an even burn, either... I was sitting down instead of laying out, so the tan lines look like I was wearing granny panties.
So I forgot to mention that on Friday night the horse show team I'm on had a sleepover out under the stars. It was so much fun! These are two teenage girls that I've been giving jumping lessons to and hanging out with at the barn, and have I mentioned that I adore them? They're hysterical.
My little 7 y/o god daughter wanted to sleep with my on my air mattress (cause I'm a wuss) so she did. I looked over halfway through the night and she was asleep in the grass next to the mattress. LOL I adore these people.
My new gag bit came in the mail today... and by gag bit I do not mean for horses.
Tonight should be fun and interesting.
I'm so horny for girly-loving these days. Its like, all I think about. You'd think it wouldn't be that hard to find a chick who wanted to make out with me while I touch my boy's penis. You would think. I'm so frustrated with it though, that now I feel like a desperate, sex-deprived loser.
So I forgot to mention that on Friday night the horse show team I'm on had a sleepover out under the stars. It was so much fun! These are two teenage girls that I've been giving jumping lessons to and hanging out with at the barn, and have I mentioned that I adore them? They're hysterical.
My little 7 y/o god daughter wanted to sleep with my on my air mattress (cause I'm a wuss) so she did. I looked over halfway through the night and she was asleep in the grass next to the mattress. LOL I adore these people.
My new gag bit came in the mail today... and by gag bit I do not mean for horses.
Tonight should be fun and interesting. I'm so horny for girly-loving these days. Its like, all I think about. You'd think it wouldn't be that hard to find a chick who wanted to make out with me while I touch my boy's penis. You would think. I'm so frustrated with it though, that now I feel like a desperate, sex-deprived loser.
I laughed harder last night than I have ever laughed in my life. That could possibly be because I was stoned, but that was only part of it. I'm warning you know, though, that if you are one of those bible-thumping southerners who likes to throw your money at those awful tele-preachers then you are not going to find this funny.
So my bf and I were sitting around high as hell, and flipping through channels, and we came across that awful televangelist preaching about financial security.
Someone tell me what qualifies a preacher to give advice on financial security? Anyway, they were asking for money (of course) and my bf gets up and goes and gets his phone. I'm too stoned to even care, until I realize he's dialing the number to the tv. 
I hear the lady answer, and being the goofer he is, he... in this AWFUL southern drawl, starts going on about how "Jesus is my savior... my daddy, he has the cancer...I need me some financial security..." I'm laughing so hard I have to sit on the floor... he puts the lady on speaker phone, and she spends, I'm not shitting you, close to 5 minutes praying for my bf... but not like, sincere praying, I mean that baptist "Praise Jeeeeesus!" crap. I tell him to hang up, and he closes his phone, and we sit there cracking up and talking about what kind of "fucking idiots" would give money to that show!? And I believe I called the lady a dumbass. And then suddenly, from the phone on the floor, we hear (in a very put-off voice) "thank you Stephen, have a good night."
Oh shit! You mean you didn't hang up!?
I still can't believe it happened. I feel a little guilty, but only a little. And seriously, this is my blog and I can say whatever the hell I want, so don't start in on me about religion.
On another note. Things are going okay. I went to the mall the other day to do some self-esteem shopping. I was very happy with my finds.
I bought this pair of jeans half off... and I think they make my butt look great.
I bought a TUBE TOP. I've never had one before. Its really comfy. It'll go over great at parties where I can pop em out in a hasty fashion.
I've been playing with my new camera.
And for those of you who ask what I see in him.... there is absolutely nothing hotter than a sexy man wearing full kit and kicking ass on a ridiculously expensive bike.
That and he's a total coonass and its adorable. For some reason, I adore this thing on his wall.
And I still have these 2 rescued puppies that need homes. They're driving me crazy, if anyone is interested, please let me know!
OH CRAP I almost forgot! Everyone go give Saint's set Even Higher some love! She looks so fuckin hot! I mean seriously, is this not the hottest thing you've ever seen?
So my bf and I were sitting around high as hell, and flipping through channels, and we came across that awful televangelist preaching about financial security.
Someone tell me what qualifies a preacher to give advice on financial security? Anyway, they were asking for money (of course) and my bf gets up and goes and gets his phone. I'm too stoned to even care, until I realize he's dialing the number to the tv. I hear the lady answer, and being the goofer he is, he... in this AWFUL southern drawl, starts going on about how "Jesus is my savior... my daddy, he has the cancer...I need me some financial security..." I'm laughing so hard I have to sit on the floor... he puts the lady on speaker phone, and she spends, I'm not shitting you, close to 5 minutes praying for my bf... but not like, sincere praying, I mean that baptist "Praise Jeeeeesus!" crap. I tell him to hang up, and he closes his phone, and we sit there cracking up and talking about what kind of "fucking idiots" would give money to that show!? And I believe I called the lady a dumbass. And then suddenly, from the phone on the floor, we hear (in a very put-off voice) "thank you Stephen, have a good night." Oh shit! You mean you didn't hang up!?
I still can't believe it happened. I feel a little guilty, but only a little. And seriously, this is my blog and I can say whatever the hell I want, so don't start in on me about religion.
On another note. Things are going okay. I went to the mall the other day to do some self-esteem shopping. I was very happy with my finds.
I bought this pair of jeans half off... and I think they make my butt look great.
I bought a TUBE TOP. I've never had one before. Its really comfy. It'll go over great at parties where I can pop em out in a hasty fashion.
I've been playing with my new camera.
And for those of you who ask what I see in him.... there is absolutely nothing hotter than a sexy man wearing full kit and kicking ass on a ridiculously expensive bike.
That and he's a total coonass and its adorable. For some reason, I adore this thing on his wall.
And I still have these 2 rescued puppies that need homes. They're driving me crazy, if anyone is interested, please let me know!
OH CRAP I almost forgot! Everyone go give Saint's set Even Higher some love! She looks so fuckin hot! I mean seriously, is this not the hottest thing you've ever seen?
"Flying dildo disrupts Russian conference"
I can now die happy. A flying penis, I have seen it all.
I can now die happy. A flying penis, I have seen it all.
Warning: Picture heavy! Yuma's first horse show was Saturday. I never dreamed that he would do as well as he did! Of course, the morning started bright and early... 5:30am.
The barn before the sun even comes up.
The perfect sunrise for horse show morning.
Yuma was all dressed up to keep him clean and wondered why the hell we were getting him up that early.
I took him into the 24" warm up ring and he refused every jump. I came off twice, over his head and onto my ass in the dirt. I decided he wasn't ready for that class, so we moved down to the 18" division. No worries, he's just a baby, so I forgive him.
Hunter classes.
Pleasure classes
My friend Amy showed Sugarbaby, the mare in one of my videos. She's way too big for that little pony, but they looked so cute! Her 7 y/o daughter Kelsie showed her horse Blazer and got 1st!
Hi-five from mom.
And here's the results.
18" Hunter A- 1st place
18" Hunter B- 4th place
Hunter Under Saddle- 1st place
Maiden Horse Walk Trot- 1st place
English Walk Trot All Ages- 1st place
English Pleasure Novice-4th place
GRAND CHAMPION!!!!!!
Oh yeah, I might add that a 15 y/o friend named Kaitlin rode Yuma in 2 impromtu classes... in Beginner English Walk Trot she took 2nd, and in Beginner English Equitation she got 1st!
Here's the show team back at home at the end of the day (1 horse excluded.)
I will add videos tonight.
The barn before the sun even comes up.
The perfect sunrise for horse show morning.
Yuma was all dressed up to keep him clean and wondered why the hell we were getting him up that early.
I took him into the 24" warm up ring and he refused every jump. I came off twice, over his head and onto my ass in the dirt. I decided he wasn't ready for that class, so we moved down to the 18" division. No worries, he's just a baby, so I forgive him.
Hunter classes.
Pleasure classes
My friend Amy showed Sugarbaby, the mare in one of my videos. She's way too big for that little pony, but they looked so cute! Her 7 y/o daughter Kelsie showed her horse Blazer and got 1st!
Hi-five from mom.
And here's the results.
18" Hunter A- 1st place
18" Hunter B- 4th place
Hunter Under Saddle- 1st place
Maiden Horse Walk Trot- 1st place
English Walk Trot All Ages- 1st place
English Pleasure Novice-4th place
GRAND CHAMPION!!!!!!
Oh yeah, I might add that a 15 y/o friend named Kaitlin rode Yuma in 2 impromtu classes... in Beginner English Walk Trot she took 2nd, and in Beginner English Equitation she got 1st!
Here's the show team back at home at the end of the day (1 horse excluded.)
I will add videos tonight.
VIDEOS!!!
I had to split it into 2 to upload. Sorry about that. Its like, the deadline tonight, too. Hope that doesn't matter.
I got told the other day that I'm swayback. I was told this by a doctor who is a huntseat judge at the stable... she said that's why I have a hollow back... because I'm incredibly swayback and that I will have serious back problems when I get older. Shit.
I had to split it into 2 to upload. Sorry about that. Its like, the deadline tonight, too. Hope that doesn't matter.
I got told the other day that I'm swayback. I was told this by a doctor who is a huntseat judge at the stable... she said that's why I have a hollow back... because I'm incredibly swayback and that I will have serious back problems when I get older. Shit.
