SuicideGirl: Zippo
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Zippo will kick internet sand into your virtual vagina!

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JULY 13, 2008 @ 07:32 PM

Why do men make everything a competition? I was riding my bike today on the mountain bike trail at the state park, with both my dogs. Not a training ride or anything, just moseying along have a nice time with my dogs. On a downhill two guys about my age tried to pass me, but there wasn't really room to pass. One of them yelled at me "Lets step it up girly!" so as soon as I got to the bottom of the hill I let them by. whatever I didn't see them for several minutes, until I came to a long, slow, grueling uphill climb. The two fags were walking their bikes up the hill... not even attempting to ride it. I hammered up the hill past them and yelled back "step it up boys!" I stopped to give the dogs some water at the top of the hill and saw them limping up, gasping just from walking up the hill. confused Lame.

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The_Boss

The_Boss

I'm lost
June 2007

JUL 13, 2008 07:39 PM

Why do men make everything a competition?


I'm happy I'm a zombie cyborg *Wipes Brow*

luthe

luthe

Greensburg, PA
March 2005

JUL 13, 2008 07:44 PM

Because when you get down to it, we are all assholes.

Azkadellia

Azkadellia

Douglas, MI
April 2007

JUL 13, 2008 07:46 PM

because they secretly hope it will lead you to an orgy in the forest. At least those two did.

Drake

Drake

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JUL 13, 2008 07:49 PM

Hah! That's hilarious. I'm glad you put them in their place. wink

WhiteAndNerdy

WhiteAndNerdy

USA
December 2006

JUL 13, 2008 08:13 PM

No offense, but it sounds like you're the one who made it a competition. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

ron4164

ron4164

Ponchatoula, LA
January 2007

JUL 13, 2008 08:17 PM

Wish your dogs would have left a surprise at the top of the hill! biggrin
Hope you are doing well Zippo.
Take care sweetie. kiss kiss

Ticktockman

Ticktockman

Raleigh, NC
April 2006

JUL 13, 2008 08:18 PM

No, you did right. "Girlie?" Seriously? Nice job,

-TTm

Azkadellia

Azkadellia

Douglas, MI
April 2007

JUL 13, 2008 08:24 PM

We go see her a week from Wensday. She won't be ready to come home until September.

NoahMack

NoahMack

Iraq
May 2008

JUL 13, 2008 08:37 PM

Dumbass dudes try to turn insignificant shit into a competition.

kilcher

kilcher

Phoenix, AZ
January 2008

JUL 13, 2008 09:45 PM

Haha!! Well, you kicked their asses. wink

Viejo

Viejo

Santa Fe, NM
June 2005

JUL 14, 2008 04:42 AM

instant karma's gonna get you
Everyone's a super-hero when gravity's doing the work. Glad you let them eat your dust. kiss

pawko4b

pawko4b

Mechanicsburg, PA
May 2008

JUL 14, 2008 07:03 AM

Well I do believe zippo totally owned those bitches in a turtoise kicking the haire's ass kind of way. You rock zippo and is anyone else turned on by the thought of her kicking some ass right now? blush kiss kiss

badgers

badgers

United Kingdom
January 2006

JUL 14, 2008 07:59 AM

I'm kinda with whiteandnerdy here, sounds a little like you're the competitive one, not that there's anything wrong with that! smile

The whole thing with dh riding is that you want to go at a decent pace, which sometimes means needing to overtake someone, but unfortunately that often comes across as rude if the person in front doesn't want to go as fast. Plus, those bikes just aren't designed for going uphill - riding a 45lb DH bike uphill is only for the insane or superhuman smile

Gadget

Gadget

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

JUL 14, 2008 09:27 AM

haha. that's amazing.

DWZ3

DWZ3

Bolivia
December 2005

JUL 14, 2008 01:57 PM

tongue tongue i'm laughing cause a friend and I were talking about this... its always the guys that DON'T race that think that every friendly ride is a competition.
(and ummm women are competitive on rides in a different way. god help me if i'm having a bad slow day and my friend has yet to hit her target HR. smile )

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