I worked today & mid-afternoon I went to pee. I noticed the darkest, most random bruise on my ass --
NO idea where this came from! I fell up an escalator last week & my right knee is still in pain, but my butt stayed safe. (I also killed my computer, the secondMacbook I've destroyed, but my inability to function in harmony with technology is another story.)
So, the question remains... anybody been caning me while I wasn't looking?













