It's obvious to me... she didn't want any pants to cut into her drag co-efficient.
Right? RIGHT?

The last time I laughed at Nanaimo's news, the next story on air was about how they found a human skull in a hand bag on the bench outside my house. No one told us about the skull. That was the last time that I've laughed at the local news!

But that headline is totally awesome. The Island's great.

I know I'll sleep better now that the streets are safe from pantsless women

Hmmm ... That does sound like a mystery.

Don't know why this reminds me this bad joke.


A little old lady went into the Bank of America one day carrying a bag
of money. She insists that she must speak with the President of the bank
to open a savings account because it's a lot of money.

They finally get her into the presidents office and he asks her how much
she would like to deposit. She says she has $165,000 and then dumps it
out of the bag onto his desk. The president was surprised and of course
curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asks her. The old
lady says, "I make bets."

The president replies, "Bets? What kind of bets?" and she says, "For
example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."

"Ha!" says the president, "That's a stupid bet, you can never win that
kind of bet."

The old lady says, "So, would you like to take my bet?"

"Sure," says the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not
square!"

The little old lady says, "OK, but since there is a lot of money
involved is it OK with you if I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at
10:00 AM to witness?"

"Sure," says the president.

That night the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long
time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side,
again and again, thoroughly checking them out until he was sure that
there is no way his balls are square and that he will win the bet.

The next morning at 10 AM the little old lady appears with her lawyer at
the president's office. She introduces the lawyer to the president and
repeats the bet, that $25,000 says the president's balls are square. The
president agrees with the bet again and the old lady asks him to drop
his pants so they can see. The president does this.

The little old lady looks closely at his balls and then asks if she can
feel them.

"Well, OK" says the president, $25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you
should be absolutely sure."

Then he notices that the lawyer is quietly banging his head against the
wall and he asks the old lady, "What is wrong with your lawyer?"

She replies, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that by 10 AM today I'd
have The Bank of America's president's balls in my hands!"

I had a good chuckle over this. Thanks!

Oh man, I'll never get over how ridiculous this Island is!
Another reason I seldom mention the fact I was born in Port Alberni.

HA! It's funny because it's true (for many folks)!

So how is your Sunday going?