A giant SUV slammed into 4 parked cars and then into the building where I was eating. 5 minutes earlier and the car would have hit us walking on our way inside. Them Mayans were almost right for my friends and I. It was almost the end of the world for us!! The car broke the glass on the front of the building, no one was hurt. Good thing our car was parked farther away, we were the car right before the SUV started it's rampage. Feeling pretty lucky right now!



My co-worker says the most random things, so I am writing them all down to make a coffee table book called "Shit Dave Says". For instance: "So, what if yawning is just a continuation of one yawn started by someone thousands of years ago. 'Cause yawns are contagious, so it just keeps moving from person to person, 'till the end of time. Just one long ass yawn."

I hope everyone enjoys their holidays!! I have been getting some pretty amazing holiday cards from the shootfest gals I really need to get my cards out...

I am convinced this guy is perfect.


He makes me nervous.