So many shenanigans with Lego as roommates - we were in my bed watching Storm Chasers (because, c'mon it's the best fucking show EVER) ((RIP Matt Hughes, my storm chasing pretend husband)) and I saw something moving on the ceiling, something big. "WHHAAAATTT is THAAT..??!" Omg it's a roach. Lego then ran to grab a bowl and a thingy to trap it, but it put up a fight... we screamed several times. But! Lego contained the roach on the door, that is when I grabbed the bowl and was looking around in nervousness... "Wtf do I do now?!" We decided to not put it outside in case it returned, and we tossed it in the toilet to flush it... but that mother fucker swam underwater and resisted the flushing. So, we... obviously.... put a bunch of random shit on the toilet to block it's escape. I guess it swam into the pipes because we never saw it again.
But I gotta say... everytime I go to the bathroom, I think about that thing swimming out and getting revenge. Here is a video.
best thing to do with a roach is smack him....splat....at least you know he's dead...no wondering no gaurding the toilet waiting to see if he's gone........nice no bra at Deny's....really nice....good to see Bella is doing well , she looks so happy
That cochroach situation is hilarious! Those fuckers are hearty--we had one in our bathroom in LA and Matt got it into a plastic bag and had to like beat it multiple times to kill it. I had no idea they could swim though--that's mildly terrifying!
One thing I love about Phoenix is our lack of bugs. Yes we have scorpions but I've only ever seen two. Oh my look at your pup in that adorable rainbow sweater! I asked spliff to give yoy guys hugs. I hope she remembered!! Your previews look beautiful. Oh my how you are photogenic. Countdown to lord of the flies. 17 days! <3