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Things that annoy me:
1) don't flag me down and then sit there going 'ummmm.... uhhhhhh.... hmmmmm.....' dude, wtf, you don't know what you want shit bags? k bye!
2) don't give any reaction when I ask to see your ID. I don't give a shit if you are impressed that you are still getting IDed, and by NO means should you ever act impressed if you are 23 years old you fucking shit heads. 'oh?? really???!!! haha wow, im flattered.' you turned 21 a year ago you stupid ass.
3) don't ask me to get you MY favorite drink if you are not completely open to all the possibilities. then complain that you don't like it. 'that'll be 10$ jack ass'.
I just had to stop writing because I had to throw up half of the pint of icecream I stupidly scarfed down. That was horrible. I got super queezy, heart started pounding from all the sugar, and then BAM! ran to the bathroom and just threw up icecream that was still cold. That was disgusting.
Anyways, now that I have an appropriate amount of icecream in my belly...
I'll move on and tell you that I have been house hunting with another sg - hopefully we find something soon because I am stoked to get settled and decorate! Before she moved to Florida, she said to another sg - "We should move to Florida, because old people live in florida, and old people die, so we can buy all their stuff for cheap." I love her for that quote. It's true. And we all die, so I'd be honored if a hot suicidegirl thought my shit was cool enough to buy.
Back to bartending - kinda... The other night I stayed late for someone at work, so they let me run upstairs to the office to eat my slice of cheesecake (two of us were craving slices, so we ordered some). I couldn't find a utensil to eat it with, so I shamefully grabbed the whole slice with my hand and started eating it. As I sat there on the floor (no chairs), eating this slice with my bare hands, I thought, 'what if someone walks in on me doing this? they would think I was insane.' I went back down, and after close... I turned around to see 3 of my co-workers all eating the same slice of cheesecake with their bare hands, all 3 of them digging their fingers into a single slice.... that is when I knew I belonged. I finally belong. We shared a moment.
I think I have been drunk for months. After I left England because of an epic breakup, I have just been drinking. The good thing is, I work almost every day - so I can't get wasted, but the second I get off... I drink, a lot. We have been broken up since February, and I am just now noticing guys again. So. Many. Hot. Guys. But I know if I get to know them I will just be disappointed, so I just look from afar. I am not ready for a relationship and I have never been the type to just fuck, so I have forbidden myself from going on dates.
Most ppl relax and watch TV or something after work, but I get home from work between 3-4am, so my wind-down lasts till 7am. I don't mind though, it is kinda nice being awake when the rest of the world sleeps. It is much more peaceful. And believe it or not, I am a home-body - sometimes a cave person in my room. But it does suck when I need to get shit done during the day, because I don't take naps, so if I get up early - I am fucked for enough sleep before my next shift.
I have been cursing a lot lately.
Once I move and get settled, I am going back to my health-nut standards. The weather is getting really nice here and I need to research plants to grow on our porch. I also need to start reading again. It has been hard to find a book because the last one I read completely blew my mind. A customer gave me a book the other day, maybe I will read that next. Another customer gave me a sandwich. And another gave me free edamame. I really love being a bartender.
I especially love edamame.
I think it may be one of my favorite things. Ever.
Wtf am I going to be for Halloween? I was the Appliance Direct guy last year - he is a celebrity in FL for making shitty and hilarious commercials.
Anywayzzzzz.............. Here is a pic aaronleigh took of me
aaaaaaand this is why I love my life (lots of new videos up in my videos tab)
OCT 12, 2012 03:27 AM
OCT 12, 2012 05:41 AM
Working nights like that turns me into a zombie, I cannot nap during the day either. Those pet peeves were funny and so was the description of the ice cream vomit. Cheese cake would be weird to eat bare handed, what a unique bonding experience I also liked the video, thanks for sharing 
OCT 12, 2012 06:34 AM
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OCT 12, 2012 08:34 AM
Great blog hon! I understand completely! I worked the bars for 16 years. Mostly I was a bouncer though, so I could always slap the ones who really irritated me! To this day I get my best sleep after 8am lol. Hope things keep getting better for you!
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OCT 12, 2012 03:25 PM
LOL, the things that annoy you as a bartender.... 
I fight to avoind all that but there's always a friend who does one of these... Except the 3rd one. We all fear that the bartender might give us a 50$ drink or something like it...
good to see you're finally felling like you belong your place. Back when I got here and added you I remember all your blogs were written completely drunk, and so does your replies... It took me some time to understand what you have wrote to me.... 
Working over nights can turn into a problem when all your friends work by day,.. Worst than doing shit during the days in the "sleep zombie" state, is hang out with your friends in the sleeps zombie state. I remember one time a friend of mine just passed out sleeping in the barbecue table despite all the people and loud music....
By the way, that pic of yours is beautiful!
And I've to catch up with your videos, you post a lot of 'em but I never saw any of 'em .-.
OCT 12, 2012 03:45 PM
You drink & curse a lot. My kinda girl.
It takes me a while to wind down from work, too.
OCT 12, 2012 07:24 PM
OCT 13, 2012 03:02 AM
Thank you ma'am... Stoked I scratched and clawed another set up!!!
You can do any kind of weird shit you want... Eating pie with your hands... Jesus, woman. I would have did that out in the open. I've noticed, the older I get, the more I realize we are not all that different. We all, as space monkeys, are just little monkeys at heart & we tend to do wacky funny shit. That's what makes life so cool. We tend to ride this high horse as "HUMANS" ... when we are funny little animals.
To be honest... You sound buzzed in this blog, lol. All good... Might as well feel good.
For the record, I always know what I am going to ask the bartender for. So much so, I also am the one to get cut off.
OCT 13, 2012 03:26 AM
OCT 14, 2012 07:37 PM
Hey you there! ... Quit being so darm pudry-full! My lady boner is raging out of controle! 
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