Hey folks. I have been gone for a while. Sorry about that.

Moved to a new apartment and got into my first car accident all in the same week.

Everyone is fine but there were three of us involved and I was in the middle (boo). The car is still totally drivable but needs a new hood. Needless to say I am thinking of purchasing a new car. Maybe I can finally get something little and cute instead of driving another goddamn land yacht. I AM A CUTE TINY GIRL AND SHOULD BE DRIVING A CUTE TINY CAR. OMG HOW DID THE ACCIDENT HAPPEN WREN. THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS INTERNETS. ALSO I had a bottle that had been full of apple juice on the floor and the cop made me show it to him because he thought it was beer. Awesome.

I hope you all had a good summer. Mine was okay. I should have gotten out more and I didn't because I am SO PAINFULLY LAZY.

Roller derby practice starts next week so I apologize to those of you who hated my entries about roller derby but you are going to be subjected to them again. IF YOU THINK ROLLER DERBY SUCKS THEN MY JOURNAL IS NOT FOR YOU. My journal is only for cool people.

I don't have much else to share with you guys right now. Have a good Labor Day weekend. Don't eat too many hot dogs. I'm pretty sure they have eyes in them or something.