About last night.....







Good times were had by all....

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FUUUUUUCK YEAH! New apprenticeship..... Round three....FIIIIIIIIIGHT. I AM NOT letting anything get in the way of this one. No WAY, no HOW. It's a shop where people actually care about ART! WOW. I'm off to do my art homework assignment..........fucking finally. I'll keep you chaps updated....


Well..........apprenticeship number 2 bites the dust........

Back to the drawing board, literally.

Wish me luck.

Thanks to everyone who commented my set. Always motherfuckin appreciated.

Got yet another comment about my "attitude".......It's getting tedious.....I wonder if there's anyone out there that likes old ASSHOLE Warning, because I am an asshole......And why is it just me who can't speak up and tell it how it is? I seem to get more scrutinized than most, honestly. I'm not bitching or moaning just getting motherfucking tired of people saying shit about my "attitude"....hey FUCKO it's my PER-SO-NAL-IT-Y.....if you don't like it, then get the fuck out of my face. Jesus. It's a good thing I don't give a FU-UHHHCK about pleasing others, because I seriously can't seem to do so lately. It's not like I say things really horribly, with no tact, I'm not a fucking retard...I still give people the respect they deserve until they prove otherwise to me. I mean, seriously, if you want to see a fucking BITCH I will show you one.......maybe it's because I'm a woman and I work in an industry heavily populated with a bunch of egotistical, painfully unintelligent males who think I fucking OWE them something?.....yeah.....Ve cojete....

Apologies for the rant but hell, it's a blog......if you don't like what you read don't read it.

Veeeeeeeeeeeeegasssssssssss soo soon, and so excited. I am disgusted by my surroundings....

I know what you're thinking...."But Warning, your last blog was all sunshine and kittens, what happened?"....

What happened is irrelevant...I just feel the need to tell the world to fuck off lately, because stupid motherfucking people are wearing very veeeeeery thin on my patience......

Have a nice day

Hi kiddies

Sorry I've been MIA. I've been busy busy busy!!!!! My apprenticeship is going amazingly. Went to two conventions in the passed two weeks. JESUS christ I haven't had time to breathe but it's all good. I've been having the time of my life meeting amazing artists that I've looked up to for years and picking their brains. I am insanely fortunate and it's blowing my mind. It's so good to finally find my calling......

.....and the nightlife aint so bad either.

Green Bay was amazing, but fucking COLD as shit. -34.....yeah, the inside stuff in your nose freezes...gross right? Had some kick ass cheese and beer, made a stencil for "person I will not name as to not appear as a name dropper", took a SUPER informative seminar (Bob Tyrrell), and got tattooed by the absolutely fucking fantastic Sean Herman. I'll post after it heals but I promise you, it's BAD fucking ASS. Best tattoo EVER. Plus he was a super awesome dude, and so humble. Hit up the casino in the Hotel once, got my knees shaved with a straight razor, and saw a Kiss cover band....wow. Thats probably not even the half of it, but needless to say it was a great weekend.

Baltimore was also fanfuckingtastic. Made a SLEW of friends! Saw kick ASS art and beautiful machines. Drank tequila with Low Rider Tattoo while listening to music where dudes say AY-YI-YI and learned for spanish...learned how to calm my anger from a dude named Loco T lol....met a BAAAAAAAAD motherfucking russian artist (Sergey Rihkter check him out!) who taught me some stuff about needles and inks, though I couldn't get him to drink vodka with me, I know stereotypical but he laughed. Ate the most expensive meal I've ever had at Fogo de Chao, meats galore! Pretty much a solid fucking time!

Got another new tattoo that my Grandma is going to kick my ass for:

"I love to read"......think what you will LOL

And lastly.....new set into member review on Wednesday shot by a talented lady very dear to my heart! KEEP your eyes peeled

Blog blog blog.

I got a fantastic fucking NEW tattooing apprenticeship at a shop near my town. Um YEAH, BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVAR. DUDE. I am so fucking excited I could shit myself. Well...I wouldn't really do that, cause everyone knows "girls don't poop"....duh.

Christmas was mint! One of my best friends came into town for the holidays Spent some much needed time catching up. I felt bad that I didn't get to get a lot for my family but they were ok with my homemade presents. They got me some amazing stuff, namely a sewing machine and an easel which fucking ROCCCCCCCKS. OHH and my awesome mother fucking boyfriend bought me a camera I have been looking for forever and RockBand2, yes, I am addicted. I can only play bass on medium and sing, but I do alright. A very good friend of mine also got me a wonderful, very practical gift to help get me to VEGAS baby!

My uncle, who is a college professor, bought me 2 books on feminism. I think it's his subliminal way of trying to get me off the site. good luck..... But they're neat books, I've been enjoying them.

I wanted to give a shout out to whomever purchased the socks off my wishlist for xmas, let me know who ya are and I'll send ya something neat. Thanks!!!

I should possibly have a new set going into member review here soon...so keep your peepers peeled.

And that's all folks....I have drawing homework

Im back with internet, YAY!

Going to Vegas in February, FUCK yeah!!! Although, I am not going to be "that girl". I've chosen to be a party pooper and not drink while I am there. Kinda for safety and good judgment reasons.....but any ladies that want to be sober buddies......I'm your gal!

Christmas = . Not my holiday, unless it's Nightmare Before Christmas style....then maybe.

New SG BOOK! Sweeet. I believe I am in it, I've ordered a copy but everything takes a YEAR to get here from Cali so if anyone would be so kind as to let me see my page I would greatly appreciate it.

Not a lot else to say here.......so.....yeah.


Hahaha it looks like I was going for the Japanese look in this....


I had "no regret" after drinking my $8 worth of 100 proof vodka.....until the next morning.

Warning is currently without internet. Leave a message after the scream.

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Stupid blog.

Writing about my childhood for my psyc class......

Not enjoying it. I'd prefer not to talk about my childhood quite frankly. But I'm trying to not suck at life.

THURSDAY!!! YAY!!! Birthday goodness in C-bus. Can't wait. ON a side note, I'm in Toledo, if any ladies from Michigan would want to carpool or whatever. Let me know, driving down there by myself is super boring. I mean yeah I can make CD's and sing obnoxiously to myself the entire way but it'd be better if I had a singing partner ehh?

Thats all, more painful memory drudging to come. Yay.

PS. I don't want/need sympathy, I realize that might be bitchy but I'd just prefer the "OMG I'm so sorry your childhood sucked" comments don't happen.

EDIT/ LOL though I genuinely appreciate the birthday comments it's not my birthday til May.

Gosh I love SFX...........it makes me happy to make myself look gross.


Super happy.


Ya know what else makes me happy? CAMERA MODS....yeah buddy. Got a few tricks up my sleeve. If I could only get my hands on a goddamn Holga. Had a GFN back in the day and sold it. <RETARDED. Grr. I need to get a friggin job.

Hope all had a good weekend.

Check this if you haven't. I promise we won't disappoint. Well....maybe we will....but whatever.

Make Mine a Double......in Member Review as we speak kittens.

And I would like to personally address the "porn" comments that are intriguing me?....Porn eh? Isn't this an ALT PORN SITE???? Isn't this a place for us to express ourselves within the boundaries of the rules of the site? Isn't this site supposed to push limits? Hmm, I certainly thought so. If I'm wrong then let me know and I'll be on my merry fucking way.....

I really don't get what people want? Not that we produced this set to please anyone. I know I didn't, and I'm sure Lainey will agree. WE as models and photographers don't put our all into sets to please others. To an extent yes, but now with the advent of Member Review, we have the freedom to grab the bull by the balls if you will, and do whatever we fucking want. Convey what we want to convey....I guess I may not speak for everyone but that is my reasoning for being here. To have a welcoming environment for self motherfucking expression, whether you think it's "PORN" or not....I could care less. I conveyed my emotion, which was pure sexuality and eroticism in a classy setting, so at the end of the day I did my job.

People complain about vag if it's not there, and they fucking bitch if it is there? Where's the middle ground? What do you want? If you can't find it here then I guess you shouldn't be a member of the site? I understand that everyone has a right to their opinion, of course, and I appreciate any feedback on my sets, negative or positive. My point is, where are we going here? Are we setting limits or raising fucking bars?

That all said, if this set was really too explicit, or too vagina heavy, we wouldn't have had the pleasure of getting accepted into Member Review would we?..........

Had a lovely day with Cherry, Sunshine and Alissa!!! Neat things to come!

Oh and I think everyone should have a Sunshine cameo in their set, at least one set. LOL make it like a "Where's Waldo?"....