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(In Tampa, Florida for quite sometime....Orlando this weekend....Screamfest....fun fun)
(In Tampa, Florida for quite sometime....Orlando this weekend....Screamfest....fun fun)
Let's talk about poor decision making...about laughing at people who incorrectly spell their tattoos....about excitement overshadowing technical logic....let's talk about my chest script, or "collar rocker" if you will.
Picture this....you're a lowly tattoo apprentice and you're at a convention filled with artists that you've only seen in magazines or whose work you've only studied to better your own....and you're sitting across from one that has inspired 50% of your style. You figure, fuck it, and go talk to him because he was where you are once, and if he's not a rockstar dickhole then you've got nothing to lose. So you do talk to him...and he agrees to tattoo you....how would you feel? Amazed....honored...ecstatic.... etc.....
So you must understand....spellcheck was the furthest thing from my mind although it should've been the number one thing I did before I got WORDS tattooed on my chest. Especially since I consider myself intelligent. I love words, and I can spell goddamnit. I'm not an idiot, or flighty, or dumb... I make fun of people with misspelled tattoos, and I worked in a shop forever stressing the importance of double checking the spelling of something that's going to be on your body permanently...
Thankfully, the error can be fixed. I wanted "Que Sera Sera"...but for some reason had assumed it was spelled "Cera" for as long as I can remember. I've heard the song a million times but I guess I failed to check the spelling of the title. 90% of the people who have seen it haven't said a thing....but considering I have a set that I shot with AlissaBrunelli coming to MR soon full on with my fresh misspelled chest situation I figured I would disclaim the error before I had 10000 people commenting on my stupidity.
Simply, yes, I fucked up....big time....but...."Whatever will be, will be"....and although my chest doesn't currently say that, it will, and I don't give a fuck for now.....I can't dwell on it, it's nearly healed and ready to be fixed. Granted, I could've had the tattoo photoshopped out of the set, fixed it, and forgotten all about it....but fuck it. I'm human, I've definitely made my share of mistakes. One of my great friends actually reminded me about our friend's memorial tattoo for his father, when he originally got it, his Dad's name was incorrectly spelled....that made me feel a bit better the first day I found out.
It's still fucking gorgeous even though it says "That wax wax" for a few more days.
One of my favorite artists in the world gave it to me for fucks sake.
Other than that....everything is fucking great. Hellcity Phoenix was a blast...met great people, saw others that I haven't seen for a while....all around super time. Arizona heat can suck it though...feels like a fucking blowdryer....ugh.
Hey, Meow Asian+Mexican=Button...stay away.
Check these out::
Atom Smokes
Legal smoking indoors, cancer free and amazing. And they don't stink up your shit....WIN!
Mention my name when you order....
Panda's Vintage
Saved my fucking life in LA and have amazing vintage clothes priced reasonably....and FREE shipping!
Picture this....you're a lowly tattoo apprentice and you're at a convention filled with artists that you've only seen in magazines or whose work you've only studied to better your own....and you're sitting across from one that has inspired 50% of your style. You figure, fuck it, and go talk to him because he was where you are once, and if he's not a rockstar dickhole then you've got nothing to lose. So you do talk to him...and he agrees to tattoo you....how would you feel? Amazed....honored...ecstatic.... etc.....
So you must understand....spellcheck was the furthest thing from my mind although it should've been the number one thing I did before I got WORDS tattooed on my chest. Especially since I consider myself intelligent. I love words, and I can spell goddamnit. I'm not an idiot, or flighty, or dumb... I make fun of people with misspelled tattoos, and I worked in a shop forever stressing the importance of double checking the spelling of something that's going to be on your body permanently...
Thankfully, the error can be fixed. I wanted "Que Sera Sera"...but for some reason had assumed it was spelled "Cera" for as long as I can remember. I've heard the song a million times but I guess I failed to check the spelling of the title. 90% of the people who have seen it haven't said a thing....but considering I have a set that I shot with AlissaBrunelli coming to MR soon full on with my fresh misspelled chest situation I figured I would disclaim the error before I had 10000 people commenting on my stupidity.
Simply, yes, I fucked up....big time....but...."Whatever will be, will be"....and although my chest doesn't currently say that, it will, and I don't give a fuck for now.....I can't dwell on it, it's nearly healed and ready to be fixed. Granted, I could've had the tattoo photoshopped out of the set, fixed it, and forgotten all about it....but fuck it. I'm human, I've definitely made my share of mistakes. One of my great friends actually reminded me about our friend's memorial tattoo for his father, when he originally got it, his Dad's name was incorrectly spelled....that made me feel a bit better the first day I found out.
It's still fucking gorgeous even though it says "That wax wax" for a few more days.
One of my favorite artists in the world gave it to me for fucks sake.
Other than that....everything is fucking great. Hellcity Phoenix was a blast...met great people, saw others that I haven't seen for a while....all around super time. Arizona heat can suck it though...feels like a fucking blowdryer....ugh.
Hey, Meow Asian+Mexican=Button...stay away.
Check these out::
Atom Smokes
Legal smoking indoors, cancer free and amazing. And they don't stink up your shit....WIN!
Mention my name when you order....
Panda's Vintage
Saved my fucking life in LA and have amazing vintage clothes priced reasonably....and FREE shipping!
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HELL CITY PHOENIX....is in the works....talk about last minute, but that's how I roll...what can I say.
I'll be there with AARONIS...you should get tattooed by him...he's pretty sweet.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?....aka Warning....
In Philly/South Jersey.
Spent some time in NYC/Brooklyn....had an interesting day of metro transit that consisted of a Chinatown bus from Philly to NYC....a cab around NYC....and 2 trains to Brooklyn......I drank vodka on the streets and stole a hat from a drunk kid passed out on the subway...oh and had the most amazing slice of pizza I've ever had in my life.
I'll be here til the weekend....give me a shout.
Check these out::
Atom Smokes
Legal smoking indoors, cancer free and amazing. And they don't stink up your shit....WIN!
Mention my name when you order....
Panda's Vintage
Saved my fucking life in LA and have amazing vintage clothes priced reasonably....and FREE shipping!
Where to next?....guess....
HELL CITY PHOENIX....is in the works....talk about last minute, but that's how I roll...what can I say.
I'll be there with AARONIS...you should get tattooed by him...he's pretty sweet.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?....aka Warning....
In Philly/South Jersey.
Spent some time in NYC/Brooklyn....had an interesting day of metro transit that consisted of a Chinatown bus from Philly to NYC....a cab around NYC....and 2 trains to Brooklyn......I drank vodka on the streets and stole a hat from a drunk kid passed out on the subway...oh and had the most amazing slice of pizza I've ever had in my life.
I'll be here til the weekend....give me a shout.
Check these out::
Atom Smokes
Legal smoking indoors, cancer free and amazing. And they don't stink up your shit....WIN!
Mention my name when you order....
Panda's Vintage
Saved my fucking life in LA and have amazing vintage clothes priced reasonably....and FREE shipping!
Where to next?....guess....
Vacation update....
Spent the weekend in Hollywood at the "Tattoo Hollywood" convention....
I fucking hate this city.
Only thing that was worth a shit was visiting SG for like 30 minutes and Skooby's hotdogs on Hollywood Blvd.
Next stop...Philly/New York.....then driving down the coast back to Florida....god I love the east coast.
Spent the weekend in Hollywood at the "Tattoo Hollywood" convention....
I fucking hate this city.
Only thing that was worth a shit was visiting SG for like 30 minutes and Skooby's hotdogs on Hollywood Blvd.
Next stop...Philly/New York.....then driving down the coast back to Florida....god I love the east coast.
In my old age (a whopping 23 years old) I have discovered that I hate mean people. And, I can say this because I used to be one. Granted, I still have times when I am mean, and sometimes it's undeserved but I absolutely fucking detest cliquey bullshitty elitist rude cunt bastard types. What's the reason? "Because I said so" or "That's just how I am"....sounds like a bunch of bolgna to me. I think you're just miserable misers who take some warped form of joy in being just straight up fucking dickholes. STOP it. Every person I've ever met has at least one shining (and more often than not, dim) quality about them....I wish the negative nancys of the world would power together and focus all that energy on accomplishing something instead of just waking up to "mean mug" people and ruining days.
I also am attempting to be a lot less judgemental and stop assuming everyone is so predictable. This is a hard one to tackle due to reason and logic proving otherwise.....I frequently see completely stereotypical situations played out right before my very eyes like a fucking movie.....what else am I supposed to think?
I've been smoking and thinking far too much.
I also am attempting to be a lot less judgemental and stop assuming everyone is so predictable. This is a hard one to tackle due to reason and logic proving otherwise.....I frequently see completely stereotypical situations played out right before my very eyes like a fucking movie.....what else am I supposed to think?
I've been smoking and thinking far too much.
I have fallen off the face of the earth for now. Trying to stay focused. Be back soon. Miss you dudes..... 
I don't have words right now....so I'll post photos instead.....be WARNED...Photo fucking heavy....and in chronological order if memory serves correctly.....
I'm going going back back to Cali Cali...hahahaha. Gangsta Party....aww shit.
Electrohead my BFF had the fucking best "kneck tatt EVER"....fucking Thug Life....
Goth Prom.....nuff said' 4/20/09....fun was had by all.
My birthday....
Detroit Electronic Music Fest....fucking BASSNECTAR...dude is ridiculously amazing...please check out his music....
Masquerade Party...didn't have time to make a mask so I threw a bunch of fucking feathers in my hair.
Hell City Day 1....working for the lovely Miss Alissa Brunelli.
Aaronis and Renna pictured above for Hell City Night 1 photos....it was a fucking blast....broke out of a parking garage, "WE don't need turn lanes"....ripping fliers off poles in downtown Columbus, putting Aaron"s stickers on anything they would stick to, pretty much a fucking BLAST of a night all around. And I'm glad I got to hang out with Renna for a change....chick is a fucking badass and a ton of fun to have drinks with.
Random Club night wearing my new favorite Combichrist dress that I made
This was another random club night in which Electrohead and I fell down because he was WASTED and I just happened to think it was the funniest thing ever...because it was, who falls in the middle of a crowded dance floor...and furthermore don't tell me you've never laughed insanely hard at people who fall down in a drunken stupor hahahahahahah.
Needless to say I've been having too much fucking fun. I love life.
I'm going going back back to Cali Cali...hahahaha. Gangsta Party....aww shit.
Electrohead my BFF had the fucking best "kneck tatt EVER"....fucking Thug Life....
Goth Prom.....nuff said' 4/20/09....fun was had by all.
My birthday....
Detroit Electronic Music Fest....fucking BASSNECTAR...dude is ridiculously amazing...please check out his music....
Masquerade Party...didn't have time to make a mask so I threw a bunch of fucking feathers in my hair.
Hell City Day 1....working for the lovely Miss Alissa Brunelli.
Aaronis and Renna pictured above for Hell City Night 1 photos....it was a fucking blast....broke out of a parking garage, "WE don't need turn lanes"....ripping fliers off poles in downtown Columbus, putting Aaron"s stickers on anything they would stick to, pretty much a fucking BLAST of a night all around. And I'm glad I got to hang out with Renna for a change....chick is a fucking badass and a ton of fun to have drinks with.
Random Club night wearing my new favorite Combichrist dress that I made
This was another random club night in which Electrohead and I fell down because he was WASTED and I just happened to think it was the funniest thing ever...because it was, who falls in the middle of a crowded dance floor...and furthermore don't tell me you've never laughed insanely hard at people who fall down in a drunken stupor hahahahahahah.
Needless to say I've been having too much fucking fun. I love life.
Last night I got pulled over.
It was for a headlight out that I can't afford to fix.
Then I discovered that I had 290$ worth of unpaid parking tickets.
He said he was going to take me to jail until Monday if I didn't pay.
Luckily I just got my check for Corporate Cannibal.
But guess what that means?
290$ paid to Wood County for parking tickets>$290 Burning Man ticket
I am so fucking tired of being broke I could cry...fucking dreams....
It was for a headlight out that I can't afford to fix.
Then I discovered that I had 290$ worth of unpaid parking tickets.
He said he was going to take me to jail until Monday if I didn't pay.
Luckily I just got my check for Corporate Cannibal.
But guess what that means?
290$ paid to Wood County for parking tickets>$290 Burning Man ticket
I am so fucking tired of being broke I could cry...fucking dreams....
