how are you surviving the internet?
You must feel trapped in the stone age/early 1990's.

It won't be bad at first...then the shakes start.

Tired..but too restless to sleep. Cold Sweats.

I hope it doesn't last long for you. Good luck

was that a scream? c'mon, i think we can do better....

It's always darkest before the dawn the grass is greener on the other side yada yada yada oh and ahhhhh shit no net that sucks. It'll come home someday .

ah faxor that!

then how did you leave that message?

Did I hear an Ahhhhhhhh?

LAME!!! how can i survive without my Warning!

Aarrgh! There's a concept to strike fear in the stoutest heart. Be brave, for this too shall pass. The sun will shine again, I mean on the desktop background of course.n

Children gather 'round and let me tell you of a time when NO ONE had the Internet....