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Vivian I Can Connect...Nothing With Nothing

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APRIL 17, 2008 @ 11:56 PM

OF VOODOO DOLLS AND FICTION

1. i bought a Hillary Clinton voodoo doll.
2. People write books on how to write.
3. In said books they tell people the must catch the readers interest by page 50.
4. Wouldn't it stand to reason that the books on "how to write books" should ensnare you by page 50 too?
5. They don't
6. Thats pretty hypocritical. Don't you think?

Song of the day is
Wow I Can Be Sexual Too by Say Anything

P.S. Edited my profile a bit...

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Salieri

Salieri

Montreal, QC
July 2004

APR 18, 2008 12:17 AM

You should write a book about books that teach people to write books.

Great success!

TakFuji

TakFuji

I'm lost
February 2006

APR 18, 2008 12:33 AM

Every rapper knows that writing can be exciting, but few who teach writing ever revel in the power of words. Word, yo.

Learn what you can, then put it to better use that the authors did.

Thisbe

Thisbe

Denver, CO
January 2006

APR 18, 2008 12:41 AM

Why thank you. Also, I didn't know of anyone who read Francesca Lia Block other than my sister and me.

EdWoodV2

EdWoodV2

Columbia, SC
May 2007

APR 18, 2008 01:01 AM

That is kinda hypocritical, if you think about it. Thanks for wanting to be my friend..biggrin

Bat_Kat

Bat_Kat

Evergreen, CO
October 2004

APR 18, 2008 01:01 AM

Well its a good thing they don't write books on how to read.

Oh and song of the day be "Mindless Self Indulgence: Ultra Sex"

formerviking

formerviking

Denver, PA
May 2006

APR 18, 2008 01:04 AM

You should put up a photo of that doll . I can imagine it must be pretty funny . I think I need a voodoo doll with interchangeable faces / names . Too many folks out there that need a needle stuck in their collective ass for just one doll to do the job .

AngelDevoid

AngelDevoid

Durham, NC
January 2008

APR 18, 2008 01:43 AM

The only book about writing I ever bought was named Novel Writing. For whatever reason, I didn't realize that it was about writing novels. I thought it was emphasizing writing in a novel way. I guess it says a lot about the quality of the book that the only thing I remember now is the double entendre of the title.

rsabatino

rsabatino

Belvidere, NJ
October 2007

APR 18, 2008 04:53 AM

take the doll and chop its head off lol

jstduckie

jstduckie

Harrogate, TN
June 2007

APR 18, 2008 05:57 AM

hmmm.....ill write a book....about the process of writing a book about a book.....
that should do it.. biggrin

bairdduvessa

bairdduvessa

Centerville, MA
April 2005

APR 18, 2008 06:24 AM

are you planning on writing something/

DeadBodyParade

DeadBodyParade

North York, ON
January 2008

APR 18, 2008 07:08 AM

Due to the sharp decrease in the popularity of reading recently, I should hope that books have a firm grasp on our attention by page 2.

Most people won't keep reading up until page 50 in hopes of being interested.
Weird.

I don't think you need a Hilary Clinton voodoo doll; she seems to be fucking herself over pretty well all by herself.

Minceir

Minceir

Australia
September 2004

APR 18, 2008 07:14 AM

Does the doll, do what its told? smile

hephaestos

hephaestos

Seattle, WA
June 2006

APR 18, 2008 08:42 AM

isn't that just exactly how it goes?!? i've got the good fortune of having books that set out to be boring and succeed with aplomb.
and yeah, i'm way too into my bike. i'm thinking it's time i got it a classic vehicle plate since it's now old enough, i think. it's 25 based on the model year which means it's actually 26. but then again, i keep chopping it and modifying it and painting it so maybe it doesn't qualify.
english major, perchance?

Trevor

Trevor

Iraq
July 2003

APR 18, 2008 08:44 AM

Say Anything is probably one of my favorite bands ever. "A Walk Through Hell" was the last dance song at my wedding. biggrin

You've seen the new video right?

-T

heart_less

heart_less

Hyattsville, MD
October 2006

APR 18, 2008 09:43 AM

Concerning the doll: kick it in the balls! mad

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