"who would that be then? would love to cross your path by chance x"

"Viktoria has always been there for me, she is a great friend."

"When I was holed up in a Spanish prison with rabid monkey-bees swarming all around, it was the memory of Viktoria that gave me the strength to plunge my adamantium fountain pen deep into the heart of their Queen and escape. I kinda miss the lunches there, though."

"I like understatements. Here's one: Viktoria is fucking gorgeous. Ahh... That's a nice one!"