I love livin in the city.

Where junk is king
and the air smells shitty.

P.S. check out my new set if you haven't already

Purple Hair and Purple Nails

I know I asked you guys to vote on Manic Panic colours but I couldn't find them anywhere so I went with Plum Punky Colour.



The nail polish is Sally Hansen Hi-Definition Nail Colour in Cyber. Just so you can get a better idea of what I'm rockin here, this is the actual colour happening ((so you can excuse the shit out of my cam)).



I picked some flowers while I was out getting my free breakfast from Subway this morning. Now I'm trailing them all over the house.



Oh yeah, and look at this dude I'm rockin with!!!



I AM SO BORED!!! There's only me and one other guy home right now.
Theo, come home and piss me off so I have something to do. Or at least get to a place with internet so you can read this and then send me redundant messages on Facebook.
Is it Tuesday? Maybe I'll get some Topless Tuesday bullshit going on.

((P.S. I shot a new set with Lavonne on Thursday. SSSHHHH!!!!!))

Would you have sex with me?
Tell me about it. What would you do?

A novel titled Interior Mirror is released to mammoth commerical success (despite middling reviews). However, a curious social trend emerges: Though no one can prove a direct scientific link, it appears that almost 30 percent of the people who read this book immediately become homosexual. Many of these newfound homosexuals credit the book for helping them reach this conclusion about their orientation, despite the fact that Interior Mirror is ostensibly a crime novel with no homoerotic content (and was written by a straight man).
Would this phenomenon increase (or decrease) the likliehood of you reading this book?

Pick a colour:

Her mom said "If you guys are going to do drugs, do the ones that make you clean the house all day."

"Well we were doin' gack and the house didn't get cleaned!!!"
Ummm... where was I going with this? It was leading up to something, but I forgot.

I'm going to get another tattoo on Thursday.
I still haven't figured out what, exactly, I'm going to get. - but then, with my other tattoos, I walked into the place with no intention of getting them.

I'm open to suggestions at this point.
Suggest!!!

At the Tattoo Party earlier tonight, my friend's dad said
“There are two kinds of people in this world: the ones that are tattooed and the ones that aren’t.”
And then something about how the tattied people think the untattied ones need full sleeves and back pieces.
I realized that the only person not laughing was the one guy with no tattoos.



This weekend, I am staying clean and sober. Not much else planned beyond that.
What's up Seattle?!

For reasons that cannot be explained, cats can suddenly read at a twelfth-grade level. They can't talk and they can't write, but they can read silently and understand the text. Many cats love this new skill, because they now have something to do all day while they lay around the house; however, a few cats become depressed, because reading forces them to realize the limitations of their existence (not to mention the utter frustration of being unable to express themselves).
This being the case, do you think the average cat would enjoy Garfield, or would cats find this cartoon to be an insulting caricature?

You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intensely about the film's "deeper philosophy."
Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?