Facebook AND Tumblr were both fucked up. So I had to get Twitter. I'm STILL bored!!!

http://vidasuicide.tumblr.com/

http://twitter.com/VidaSuicide

WHY ARE YOU READING THIS?!
Don't you know there's naked chicks on this site?!

I hope you read this.

























I still love you.

Maybe that last entry wasn't about you at all!!! It said "shithead excuse for a best friend" and you're just a shithead. Who said you were my best friend?! "QUIT BEING SO FULL OF YOURSELF!!!"
Oh em gee....
I'm sorry!!!
Uh, maybe this blog entry isn't about you either.........

I still love you, though.

Don't you just fucking hate it when you've spend ages curling/straightening your hair, putting on makeup, doing your nails, and changing your clothes repeatedly, and then that shithead excuse for a best friend makes you fucking WAIT?!
Seriously!!! What the fuck?!
I purposely spent all afternoon doing this shit so your dumb ass wouldn't have to wait.
Even if we're just chillin at your house, you take for fucking ever to get ready.
You always take way longer than I do.
I don't get it.
You're a dude, for fucksake!!!
What could possibly require so much time?!
In about five minutes, Immo kick your ass.
Fuck.
I would hate you if I didn't love you so much.

This is a really serious big deal announcement.
- I've been drinking -
but that's just supposed to explain this othe bullshit
which is
I went to the mall today and I was trying to buy a bra and I had two really nice ones picked out and I went and tried them on and they didn't fit because my fuckin boobs are too big
I was trying on Cs and they were too small!!!!!!!!!!!
my boobs are officially Ds, guys
oh em effing gee
can you believe that shit?!
I was with a guy friend and I'm all outraged like shit what do I do now?! 'cause that place didn't have any Ds AT ALL and he's like "quit being so full of yourself"
somebody better get a camera, quick...........
document this bullshit
I love you

Let me just tell YOU something............
Grab your fucking camera and meet me at the park down the street.
We're gonna have a playdate.

Well guess what, Ricky, you're right.
The movie was called "Speak" and it was better than I thought it was going to be but Kristin Stewart still sucked ass. Oh my god is she terrible. But I love that part in the first Twilight movie near the end when everyone's fighting and she's laying on the floor bleeding/convulsing and making these weird orgasm noises. It's so terrible!!! That is the worst scene ever!!! And I love it because it makes me so angry. And turned on? I don't know what's going on there.

Anyway, I'm trying to figure out how to work Tumblr.
vidasuicide.tumblr.com
So, y'know, throw me a frickin' bone here guys.

"Children are the future but beer is now." - Rick Mercer

He says some pretty brilliant shit sometimes, hey?

"Lets stop the hate and let the beer drinking begin. Remember: children may be our greatest resource, but beer is out greatest beverage. And besides, if it wasn't for beer, most of these kids wouldn't have been born anyway." - Rick Mercer

Do you think he was probably hot when he was in high skool or what?!

Oh, I am watching a shit Kristin Stewart movie right now. I'll let you know how shit it was. Next time.

Goodnight for now kids, I love you all.

Woohoo!!!! Crackalackin'!!!
Like, flailin' like a cracka!!!
Hahaha.

I miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!