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Wow, what a hectic week!
This is probably going to turn into a fairly long blog, so i am forwarning you now
Last Tuesday i wrote my last exam for my degree - woohoo now i have to wait until the 11 December to find out if i have a degree or if i failed anything 
Photo taken directly after last exam. Its the official end of the VC Cult, which i cant say i am unhappy about
From the left its: Smi (the drama queen), Me (the cult leader - dont know how that happened
), S (the bookworm with the legendary boobs) and then K (the schizotypal one ). It is a shocking photo of me, but it was taken directly after a Stats exam, so i figured it can be excused 
When i got home, i had an awesome bunch of flowers waiting for me from my boy
It was just to say congrats on writing my last exam of my degree he can be so cute when he wants to be
K bought me an awesome orange bracelet because i was feeling down last week
Incase you were wondering, my favourite colour is orange
Okay, now for a quick bitch about my car:
Firstly, she is rusted by the windscreen and now has a leak onto my seat (guess what, its been raining alot
)
Next, i drove into the pillar in my driveway
This is the second time i have driven into the same pillar! No, i dont know how i got my liscensce either
Look, something is now missing from the from of my car (can you guess what???)
Just for the record, i drove through a roadblock like that and no one stopped me
Lastly, can you spot the rearview mirror?
No? Well, maybe because its here
Oh well... every now and then, K and i get abit weird and stalk cars (literally, we follow them and perve over their amazingness)
Car i stalked this week:
Alright, thats it from me for now. Just want to leave you with some good SA humour
This is probably going to turn into a fairly long blog, so i am forwarning you now
Last Tuesday i wrote my last exam for my degree - woohoo
now i have to wait until the 11 December to find out if i have a degree or if i failed anything Photo taken directly after last exam. Its the official end of the VC Cult, which i cant say i am unhappy about
From the left its: Smi (the drama queen), Me (the cult leader - dont know how that happened
), S (the bookworm with the legendary boobs) and then K (the schizotypal one ). It is a shocking photo of me, but it was taken directly after a Stats exam, so i figured it can be excused When i got home, i had an awesome bunch of flowers waiting for me from my boy
It was just to say congrats on writing my last exam of my degree
he can be so cute when he wants to be K bought me an awesome orange bracelet because i was feeling down last week
Incase you were wondering, my favourite colour is orange
Okay, now for a quick bitch about my car:
Firstly, she is rusted by the windscreen and now has a leak onto my seat (guess what, its been raining alot
)Next, i drove into the pillar in my driveway
This is the second time i have driven into the same pillar! No, i dont know how i got my liscensce either Look, something is now missing from the from of my car (can you guess what???)
Just for the record, i drove through a roadblock like that and no one stopped me
Lastly, can you spot the rearview mirror?
No? Well, maybe because its here
Oh well... every now and then, K and i get abit weird and stalk cars (literally, we follow them and perve over their amazingness)
Car i stalked this week:
Alright, thats it from me for now. Just want to leave you with some good SA humour
Gauteng Metro policeman pulled Sipho's car over and told him that because he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won R5 000,in an ArriveAlive safety competition.
Sipho could hardly believe his luck.
'What are you going to do with your cash?' asked the traffic cop.
'Well I guess I'm going to get a drivers license,' Sipho answered.
'Oh, don't listen to him,' yelled Dipuo in the passenger seat.'He tries to be smart when he's drunk.'
This woke up Ndlovu in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, 'I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car.'
At that moment there was a knock from the boot and Zakeles' voice said,'Are weover the border yet?'
The cop said .... Let's share the R5000 !
Okay, i thought i would break myself out of my 'feel sorry for myself' attitude and blog abit. Unfortunately, i tend to get abit 16yr old emo when feeling down, so i apologize if this creeps up.
Firtly, a pic of my study notes for Social Psychology (written last wednesday). Can you spot what i was really doing
Last week Thursday was a minor cyclone (which i landed up driving in). it luckily didnt result in to much flooding, just debris everywhere. It was horrible to drive in though.
However, here are some pics of the clouds during a calm period (taken while driving, on my cellphone
you shouldve seen the looks i was getting from the car behind me )
Thats all the pictures i took last week. unfortunately, there wasnt much interisting happening
On another note, i am very proud of Mab for going pink
Well Done Love
Sets i am lving at the moment:
Trielu Bale of Straw
Viking Skyship Navigator
And of course, SA love for Diaz in her new set Rubicks Cube
i was also very happy to see Umeko's set Relax
which i thought was super-sexy
Other than that, i am still trying to put my life together for next year. arg, the frustration!!!!
my boy has been very down this week which is making me sad. to make matters worse is that he wont tell me whats going on
oh, well, i am going to leave now before this turns into a sobfest
sorry for any typo's and spelling mistakes, i dont feel like checking them right now.
*hugs*
Firtly, a pic of my study notes for Social Psychology (written last wednesday). Can you spot what i was really doing
Last week Thursday was a minor cyclone (which i landed up driving in). it luckily didnt result in to much flooding, just debris everywhere. It was horrible to drive in though.
However, here are some pics of the clouds during a calm period (taken while driving, on my cellphone
you shouldve seen the looks i was getting from the car behind me )Thats all the pictures i took last week. unfortunately, there wasnt much interisting happening
On another note, i am very proud of Mab for going pink
Well Done Love
Sets i am lving at the moment:
Trielu Bale of Straw
Viking Skyship Navigator
And of course, SA love for Diaz in her new set Rubicks Cube
i was also very happy to see Umeko's set Relax
which i thought was super-sexy
Other than that, i am still trying to put my life together for next year. arg, the frustration!!!!
my boy has been very down this week which is making me sad. to make matters worse is that he wont tell me whats going on oh, well, i am going to leave now before this turns into a sobfest
sorry for any typo's and spelling mistakes, i dont feel like checking them right now.
*hugs*
Hey Hey...
So, firstly, I would like to apologize for not getting around to everyone and commenting on blogs and being all social like I will try be better (two more weeks of exams!)
Okay, so what I have been up to since I last blogged....
My mom has got it in her head to make crystal angels to give everyone for Christmas. Unfortunately, I have to help her make these angels (which are actually quite fun).
K was over at my place, and found a pretty bug
I mmsed that pic to Mavis, but he didn’t reply he doesn’t love me anymore
I decided to go sit in the sun for a bit, which is not in character for me. I was in a bikini!
my awesomely pale legs (I forewarned the air-traffic department I was in the sun so there wouldn’t be any plane crashes)
awesome view from my balcony
I had chocolate and an awesome book to read while lounging in the sun (thank you Mavis for the book
and that you to my boy for the chocolate )
I took random photos of my feet
my sister, Moos, cleaned out her cupboard and found the dress I wore when I was the flower girl at my cousins wedding - 15 years ago!
and last, but not least. I fell down these stairs
and sprained my ankle (hence the bandage in the photos). I haven’t trained in a week!
I also had a practise photo shoot today, which was kind of fun. worked with Al for the first time. trying to convince him to do some SG shoots. we shall see though
well, that is all folks!
Hope you all having an amazing week and an even better weekend
So, firstly, I would like to apologize for not getting around to everyone and commenting on blogs and being all social like
I will try be better (two more weeks of exams!)Okay, so what I have been up to since I last blogged....
My mom has got it in her head to make crystal angels to give everyone for Christmas. Unfortunately, I have to help her make these angels (which are actually quite fun).
K was over at my place, and found a pretty bug
I mmsed that pic to Mavis, but he didn’t reply
he doesn’t love me anymore I decided to go sit in the sun for a bit, which is not in character for me. I was in a bikini!
my awesomely pale legs (I forewarned the air-traffic department I was in the sun so there wouldn’t be any plane crashes)
awesome view from my balcony
I had chocolate and an awesome book to read while lounging in the sun (thank you Mavis for the book
and that you to my boy for the chocolate )I took random photos of my feet
my sister, Moos, cleaned out her cupboard and found the dress I wore when I was the flower girl at my cousins wedding - 15 years ago!
and last, but not least. I fell down these stairs
and sprained my ankle (hence the bandage in the photos). I haven’t trained in a week!
I also had a practise photo shoot today, which was kind of fun. worked with Al for the first time. trying to convince him to do some SG shoots. we shall see though
well, that is all folks!
Hope you all having an amazing week and an even better weekend
Everyday I get flyers for 'herbalists' or 'traditional healers'. I usually get these while waiting at a red robot (traffic light) or under my windscreen wiper when parked outside kung fu (or anywhere for that matter). I would usually find flyers quite annoying, but these I find amusing. So much so, I thought I would share them with you.
Please Note: this is not making fun of people who have studied and practice Herbalism or Traditional Medicine. It is not slagging Traditional Healers or Sangoma's. These people are not registered practitioners, and do not practise within the structures of either profession.
First up is Prof. Osman .J. who offers special Masai Gel for men.
This Gel is a 3 in 1 Sexual Gear & CK Viagra (no, I don’t have a clue either). Its main functions are:
1. Size (length and thickness)
2. Power (hardness and strong)
3. Stop Early ejaculation and make more rounds
4. Boost sexual feelings
So I guess this is more like a four in one
Apart from the gel, he also offers 'wealth from ancestors', 'weak erections permanently' (?) 'Destroying Enemies' and 'recovering stolen property, items & goods (7 days) guaranteed'
Next is Dr. Mama Hafisa & Dr. Hashiraf
They are even more awesome because they can 'treat, heal your penis using African & Arabic Herbs.’ they say (and i quote) 'Please bring your Penis your Penis to us you will not regreat.' i think that is the best service ever. You just have to take your penis to them. They also help 'To bring back lost lover', 'Court cases', 'Demand Debts' and 'Women who can't Produce'.
Third is Dr. Oh Ma of the Oh Ma Herbal Clinic.
Now Dr. Oh Ma comes very highly recommended. He 'has been one of the best psychics in Africa'. He 'can stop your rival(s) spending time with your husband', offers '903 women private part cream for tightening you to any size that you want' and can 'eliminate in family fights between children & parents in laws. husband and wife so as to ensure harmony in the home.’ Not only this but he can 'bring you to see your enemies and make demands of them using a mirror'. He also offers the penis enlargement cream - '3 on 1 super size for men'.
Lastly is Prince Barrack Hussein
Prince Barrack Hussein also has a Masai gel for men, which he spent thirteen years researching. 'He has gone to amazing lengths to find the very best naturally derived ingredients that work'. If you don’t believe the flyer, then ask Sibusiso from Umhlanga, Ismael from Morning Side or Andrew Devinson (Balito). He can help you with abnormal ejaculation 'are you a "1 minute man" get ejactron Powerful for you not to sperm quick that your women in stable relationship', or 'Vaginal Tigytener Cream: Reduce the size of your vagina and you will feel young again in days and your man will love you more'.
He is my favourite because he will treat you where you are.
The spelling and grammar errors are direct from the flyers. All of them can help you get rid of the Tokoloshe and send him back to the person who sent it to you. Unfortunately I can’t find the flyer for the guy who can tell you your fortune while sitting on a crocodile and lion skin on water.
So yeah, that is some SA humour for you. I provided links if you want some context. Otherwise, feel free to ask. For all the South Africans, don’t you just love these flyers?
Anyway, I was just on aluxander's blog and he is working on an album. he has posted a song on Axis Unity called Powerful. I think it is well worth a listen (I think it's pretty cool).
Peace out!
Please Note: this is not making fun of people who have studied and practice Herbalism or Traditional Medicine. It is not slagging Traditional Healers or Sangoma's. These people are not registered practitioners, and do not practise within the structures of either profession.
First up is Prof. Osman .J. who offers special Masai Gel for men.
This Gel is a 3 in 1 Sexual Gear & CK Viagra (no, I don’t have a clue either). Its main functions are:
1. Size (length and thickness)
2. Power (hardness and strong)
3. Stop Early ejaculation and make more rounds
4. Boost sexual feelings
So I guess this is more like a four in one
Apart from the gel, he also offers 'wealth from ancestors', 'weak erections permanently' (?) 'Destroying Enemies' and 'recovering stolen property, items & goods (7 days) guaranteed'
Next is Dr. Mama Hafisa & Dr. Hashiraf
They are even more awesome because they can 'treat, heal your penis using African & Arabic Herbs.’ they say (and i quote) 'Please bring your Penis your Penis to us you will not regreat.' i think that is the best service ever. You just have to take your penis to them. They also help 'To bring back lost lover', 'Court cases', 'Demand Debts' and 'Women who can't Produce'.
Third is Dr. Oh Ma of the Oh Ma Herbal Clinic.
Now Dr. Oh Ma comes very highly recommended. He 'has been one of the best psychics in Africa'. He 'can stop your rival(s) spending time with your husband', offers '903 women private part cream for tightening you to any size that you want' and can 'eliminate in family fights between children & parents in laws. husband and wife so as to ensure harmony in the home.’ Not only this but he can 'bring you to see your enemies and make demands of them using a mirror'. He also offers the penis enlargement cream - '3 on 1 super size for men'.
Lastly is Prince Barrack Hussein
Prince Barrack Hussein also has a Masai gel for men, which he spent thirteen years researching. 'He has gone to amazing lengths to find the very best naturally derived ingredients that work'. If you don’t believe the flyer, then ask Sibusiso from Umhlanga, Ismael from Morning Side or Andrew Devinson (Balito). He can help you with abnormal ejaculation 'are you a "1 minute man" get ejactron Powerful for you not to sperm quick that your women in stable relationship', or 'Vaginal Tigytener Cream: Reduce the size of your vagina and you will feel young again in days and your man will love you more'.
He is my favourite because he will treat you where you are.
The spelling and grammar errors are direct from the flyers. All of them can help you get rid of the Tokoloshe and send him back to the person who sent it to you. Unfortunately I can’t find the flyer for the guy who can tell you your fortune while sitting on a crocodile and lion skin on water.
So yeah, that is some SA humour for you. I provided links if you want some context. Otherwise, feel free to ask. For all the South Africans, don’t you just love these flyers?
Anyway, I was just on aluxander's blog and he is working on an album. he has posted a song on Axis Unity called Powerful. I think it is well worth a listen (I think it's pretty cool).
Peace out!
3 exams down, 6 more to go. Awesome news, I am not writing for the whole week!!! Yay
I have come to the conclusion that I see way to many grumpy faces at the moment (exams seem to do that to people); therefore I have gone through countless SG sets looking for awesome smiles
Hope this brings a smile to everyone else to!
I have come to the conclusion that I see way to many grumpy faces at the moment (exams seem to do that to people); therefore I have gone through countless SG sets looking for awesome smiles
Hope this brings a smile to everyone else to!
Featured SG’s : Vice, Bob, Nymph, Viking, Aleon, Archie, Porcellana, Nikoll, Benton, Nya, Posh, Zoli, GoGo, Nakura, Xiu, AnnaLee, Bully, Reagan, Tristyn, Pthalo, Machete, Cori, Ajilee, Hezza, Yanelie, Shyla, Susi, Casper, Kemper, Acey, Soya, JaneDoe, Kaley, MeelaJane, Desdemonia, Erzsebet, Opaque, Kali, Shaddix, Wendy and Sucette
If anyone feels that I missed a good SG smile, or wants to add a smile of their own, please do!!!
Okay, so it’s one exam down, 8more to go. Writing Abnormal Psych on Thursday, which is at least interesting.
My sister just got back from Phuket. She has bought me all sorts of presents and the awesome thing is we are roughly the same size so I get extra clothes - SCORE!
I seem to be in a very good mood (especially for someone writing exams). Don’t have a clue why though. Maybe it’s thee Chi Gung in the morning Waking up at 6 is not fun so much for being a student and getting to sleep in!
Anyway, here are some sets I think everyone should go have a look at:
Eden's new set Constellation is in MR. Very sexy
XrandiX is a hopeful I think worth following (and obviously loving ) her set Klassiker Schulerin would have been an awesome set except for some blurry photos! I am expecting awesome things here; she is a very sexy lady, so keep a look out
DoomsGirl's set Dreams on a Roof is a wickedly fun set. She is also a Hopeful deserving some love.
Lastly, _tesko gets down and dirty in a photo booth in her set Quimby's. Awesome surprise at the end there
Well, that’s all I have to say for now... Later
My sister just got back from Phuket. She has bought me all sorts of presents and the awesome thing is we are roughly the same size so I get extra clothes - SCORE!
I seem to be in a very good mood (especially for someone writing exams). Don’t have a clue why though. Maybe it’s thee Chi Gung in the morning
Waking up at 6 is not fun so much for being a student and getting to sleep in!Anyway, here are some sets I think everyone should go have a look at:
Eden's new set Constellation is in MR. Very sexy
XrandiX is a hopeful I think worth following (and obviously loving
) her set Klassiker Schulerin would have been an awesome set except for some blurry photos! I am expecting awesome things here; she is a very sexy lady, so keep a look out DoomsGirl's set Dreams on a Roof is a wickedly fun set. She is also a Hopeful deserving some love.
Lastly, _tesko gets down and dirty in a photo booth in her set Quimby's. Awesome surprise at the end there
Well, that’s all I have to say for now... Later
I have been a bit slack on blogging. My apologies. The worst part is that I have nothing to blog about (yes, I know, four days and I have nothing to say, sad isn’t it?)
I start exams on Monday. Yay.... not and I get to go to work on Tuesday (believe it or not, SAPS got back to me eventually). The awesome thing is I get to do a month of Chi Gung in the mornings (from 7 to 8am) on an experimental basis. Hopefully this will leave me calm and collected... well one can hope.
I spend an awesome day with the boy today. He kicked my ass playing Street Fighter 4 on Xbox. Obviously he doesn’t love me enough to let me win....
Right now I am playing Loco Roco on PSP. It is so adorable. This means that I am going to leave this blog as unfulfilling as it is and carry on amusing myself with my boyfriends PSP
I start exams on Monday. Yay.... not
and I get to go to work on Tuesday (believe it or not, SAPS got back to me eventually). The awesome thing is I get to do a month of Chi Gung in the mornings (from 7 to 8am) on an experimental basis. Hopefully this will leave me calm and collected... well one can hope.I spend an awesome day with the boy today. He kicked my ass playing Street Fighter 4 on Xbox. Obviously he doesn’t love me enough to let me win....
Right now I am playing Loco Roco on PSP. It is so adorable. This means that I am going to leave this blog as unfulfilling as it is and carry on amusing myself with my boyfriends PSP
I have to lazy to do anything today (which means I skipped out on going back to the police station.) I decided I should do something productive, and I guess blogging will have to do
Well, the last weekend didn’t go according to plan. Or maybe it did. Anyway, I did absolutely nothing on Friday night. Was awesome
Saturday morning was Sanshou and teaching kids. Then I went to ugly ones house (yes, I am calling you ugly but I love you all the same). I wanted to go buy a trench coat so that when I rock up at the boy’s house naked, there is at least something covering my ass while walking from the garage to the front door (getting arrested for public nudity is not sexy). Needless to say, it was fruitless.
Saturday night, I stayed at home. Going out just seemed like too much effort.
Sunday I woke up to find out that Lumo was made pink, and then spent the rest of the day with the boy.
Thinking about it, it was a pretty amazing weekend.
I had some pseudo- philosophical thought process about not wanting to be me that I was going to blog about, but it is redundant now, seeing as everything seems to be happy in Ailis-Land
So, I finished reading Storm Front by Jim Butcher, and now have mad love for Dresden I think I am going to have to order the second book...
Music wise, I have been listening to Covenant, but I have to admit that they are not doing anything amazing for me.
Series wise, I have been watching Vampire Diaries. Yeah, I am a sucker for punishment, especially as the vampire brothers aren’t particularly hot
Okay, so now that that is all out of the way, I have decided to add some sets that I think you should all go have a look at (and LOVE)
Firstly, Kunoichi has a very interesting set up in MR called Back to the Primitive. She is a hopeful, so go give her some love!!!
Well, the last weekend didn’t go according to plan. Or maybe it did. Anyway, I did absolutely nothing on Friday night. Was awesome
Saturday morning was Sanshou and teaching kids. Then I went to ugly ones house (yes, I am calling you ugly but I love you all the same). I wanted to go buy a trench coat so that when I rock up at the boy’s house naked, there is at least something covering my ass while walking from the garage to the front door (getting arrested for public nudity is not sexy). Needless to say, it was fruitless.
Saturday night, I stayed at home. Going out just seemed like too much effort.
Sunday I woke up to find out that Lumo was made pink, and then spent the rest of the day with the boy.
Thinking about it, it was a pretty amazing weekend.
I had some pseudo- philosophical thought process about not wanting to be me that I was going to blog about, but it is redundant now, seeing as everything seems to be happy in Ailis-Land
So, I finished reading Storm Front by Jim Butcher, and now have mad love for Dresden
I think I am going to have to order the second book...Music wise, I have been listening to Covenant, but I have to admit that they are not doing anything amazing for me.
Series wise, I have been watching Vampire Diaries. Yeah, I am a sucker for punishment, especially as the vampire brothers aren’t particularly hot
Okay, so now that that is all out of the way, I have decided to add some sets that I think you should all go have a look at (and LOVE)
Firstly, Kunoichi has a very interesting set up in MR called Back to the Primitive. She is a hopeful, so go give her some love!!!
Next is the beautiful AnnaLee. Her new set is La Double Vie. Go, look, fall in love with this amazing SG!!!!
Lastly, if you have not seen the AWESOMENESS that is Chloe and Coley' Sqweegle set, then you are seriously lacking!!!
It is amazing (and does wonderful things for me)
Please let me know if links and pictures dont work. I am still getting used to this
OMG!!! The long awaited set by Lumo finally went up, YAY
The best news.... Lumo is now a Suicide Girl. Yes, she is the fifth ZASG, and the only one from Durbs at the moment!!! I am so proud of her!!!!!!
Her set is Afterglow. If you haven't checked it out yet and LOVED it, then go do so NOW. She is absolutely breathtaking!!!!
The best news.... Lumo is now a Suicide Girl. Yes, she is the fifth ZASG, and the only one from Durbs at the moment!!! I am so proud of her!!!!!!
Her set is Afterglow. If you haven't checked it out yet and LOVED it, then go do so NOW. She is absolutely breathtaking!!!!
PS sorry, still not too sure how to put Spoilers up.... aaaaa!!!! But it is 6:30 in the morning here, and I have just woken up!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS LUMO!!!! I am so totally proud of you!!!!
PPS... If I sound deranged, I apologize. Luckily, Lumo knows me well enough to realize I am NOT some crazy obsessed stalker chick
Well, it’s Thursday, and I am tired. Don’t know if I am looking forward to the weekend or not. Plus side, I get to spend some time with my ape of a best friend, on the down side I have to teach kiddies kung fu. Although, my two kids doing the choreograph for the Demo are looking pretty impressive (considering they are kids and they are doing the choreograph at a medium pace). Still, not looking forward to teaching. Or to training Sanshou.
So this weekend at Burn (night club) is the D-Tour girl choosing thing. I guess D-Tour is sort of like a local SG, just not as awesome might go, might not go. I don’t know yet. Not too sure how the boy is going to feel about it.
Sorry, I am writing terribly. Had a fight with the boy (bleh, stupid male) and feeling a bit low. Also had a crap training session tonight. My wrist gave out halfway through physical (damn RA) and I completely forgot my staff form... twice!
Awesome news, I went for an interview for a job at the SAPS (yes that would be the police station) they going to place me in a Department on Monday (so I will probably write all about it then).
Well, this is boring and I have no motivation to write the blog I wanted to write... sorry
So this weekend at Burn (night club) is the D-Tour girl choosing thing. I guess D-Tour is sort of like a local SG, just not as awesome
might go, might not go. I don’t know yet. Not too sure how the boy is going to feel about it.Sorry, I am writing terribly. Had a fight with the boy (bleh, stupid male) and feeling a bit low. Also had a crap training session tonight. My wrist gave out halfway through physical (damn RA) and I completely forgot my staff form... twice!
Awesome news, I went for an interview for a job at the SAPS (yes that would be the police station) they going to place me in a Department on Monday (so I will probably write all about it then).
Well, this is boring and I have no motivation to write the blog I wanted to write... sorry
