i'm in a porno crisis! i am desperatley searching for Blackest Hearts Medias release of:
CUM ON THE NUNS.
if you have this gem in your hot little hand, please let me know immediatley. thank you.
in other news:
1. the first day of my !LAST! semester at this university is today. whoor-ay! and after this degree i get to do another, oh joy oh rapture.
2. watched 2 fairly reasonable nun movies this weekend. Flavia the Nun: which was a moviemovie, which came equipped with a nun peeing, orgies and some torture; and The Perverted Nuns: which was a porno. it was german, which in porno land, means was a good porno. the women were all fit and not bottle blonds with identical boob jobs. i'll give that one two thumbs up...when i'm through jilling off, that is.
3. the boa FINALLY ate the rat.
CUM ON THE NUNS.
if you have this gem in your hot little hand, please let me know immediatley. thank you.
in other news:
1. the first day of my !LAST! semester at this university is today. whoor-ay! and after this degree i get to do another, oh joy oh rapture.
2. watched 2 fairly reasonable nun movies this weekend. Flavia the Nun: which was a moviemovie, which came equipped with a nun peeing, orgies and some torture; and The Perverted Nuns: which was a porno. it was german, which in porno land, means was a good porno. the women were all fit and not bottle blonds with identical boob jobs. i'll give that one two thumbs up...when i'm through jilling off, that is.
3. the boa FINALLY ate the rat.
if you dont have anything nice to say,
then dont say anything to me at all.
had a great night with the totally stunning local SGs: Kiscica, Quinne, Emma and Toreena. holy whoa. they're sweet as can be!
the boa just WONT eat this stupid live rat. (shes had fresh kill for a while). i want this thing eaten soon. it smells.
ps. thank you for all your compliments about my first set.
then dont say anything to me at all.
had a great night with the totally stunning local SGs: Kiscica, Quinne, Emma and Toreena. holy whoa. they're sweet as can be!
the boa just WONT eat this stupid live rat. (shes had fresh kill for a while). i want this thing eaten soon. it smells.
ps. thank you for all your compliments about my first set.
if you dont have anything nice to say,
then dont say anything to me at all.
had a great night with the totally stunning local SGs: Kiscica, Quinne, Emma and Toreena. holy whoa. they're sweet as can be!
the boa just WONT eat this stupid live rat. (shes had fresh kill for a while). i want this thing eaten soon. it smells.
ps. thank you for all your compliments about my first set.
then dont say anything to me at all.
had a great night with the totally stunning local SGs: Kiscica, Quinne, Emma and Toreena. holy whoa. they're sweet as can be!
the boa just WONT eat this stupid live rat. (shes had fresh kill for a while). i want this thing eaten soon. it smells.
ps. thank you for all your compliments about my first set.
it's friday and my first set is up. (look, ma - im nay-kid on tha inner-nit!)
tonight brings:
1 trip to the grocery store
eating chocolate leftovers from xmash
4 other suicidegirls
this weekend brings:
feeding the boa constrictor
and hopefully
MTLQUEEN
drunk happiness
sex
and smiles.
tonight brings:
1 trip to the grocery store
eating chocolate leftovers from xmash
4 other suicidegirls
this weekend brings:
feeding the boa constrictor
and hopefully
MTLQUEEN
drunk happiness
sex
and smiles.
well, i'm back from my trip to wales.
my trip included:
trying on my aunts chanel suits
going to her fancy spa
and scaring all the richies with my tattoos
driving through sheep fields on an ATV
looking after my dying grandmother
and drinking a lot of mailbu.
my trip included:
trying on my aunts chanel suits
going to her fancy spa
and scaring all the richies with my tattoos
driving through sheep fields on an ATV
looking after my dying grandmother
and drinking a lot of mailbu.
i am about to head off to Wales for the hollydays.
first stop will be to my schmancy aunt'n'uncles place in england (they race horses and play polo with "charlie").
then onto the dying grandmother's house in wales.
adios, amigos.
first stop will be to my schmancy aunt'n'uncles place in england (they race horses and play polo with "charlie").
then onto the dying grandmother's house in wales.
adios, amigos.
this weekend:
i celebrated my birthday.
ate a ridiculous amount of butter chicken curry.
bought new panties.
got to experience the "morning after pill" for the first time.
dreamt about adopting cats from the humane society.
got 2 new pairs of 1" plugs, but only one pair fit me. now is also about the time when i throw myself at the feet of MTLQUEEN and begin begging for custom jewelry.
i celebrated my birthday.
ate a ridiculous amount of butter chicken curry.
bought new panties.
got to experience the "morning after pill" for the first time.
dreamt about adopting cats from the humane society.
got 2 new pairs of 1" plugs, but only one pair fit me. now is also about the time when i throw myself at the feet of MTLQUEEN and begin begging for custom jewelry.
1. gettin ready for mtlqueen to come over for movies! i swear hunnybunny, this time i wont martha stewart us all to death!
2. link of the day: http://www.modcon.org
3. today i: ate left over pad thai; made the boa constrictor very angry when i sprayed her and her mulch down with water; broke and fixed the faucet in the bathtub; and found out the young son of a friend of mine died in a school bus crash.
2. link of the day: http://www.modcon.org
3. today i: ate left over pad thai; made the boa constrictor very angry when i sprayed her and her mulch down with water; broke and fixed the faucet in the bathtub; and found out the young son of a friend of mine died in a school bus crash.
i'm reading: Flaming Iguanas by Erika Lopez for the second time, and you know, it's getting funnier cuz it's ringing more and more true...
"but my mom and my sister just naturally knew when to be appropriate...it's tough being born without an 'appropriate' barometer. to this day i still feel like i have spinach in my teeth, the back of my skirt tucked into my underwear, and toilet paper stuck to my shoe."
god bless 'er cotton socks.
"but my mom and my sister just naturally knew when to be appropriate...it's tough being born without an 'appropriate' barometer. to this day i still feel like i have spinach in my teeth, the back of my skirt tucked into my underwear, and toilet paper stuck to my shoe."
god bless 'er cotton socks.

