hehe, nope my rent cheques go to an actual church! (good guess as to the church of bodymod, but that group has actually disbanded in canada). i live on church property.

this weekend i:
1. attended an army style birthday party for a 5 year old boy. i got to dress up, eat cake and be wholesome.

2. watched three new naughty nun movies, and do other un-wholesome things.

3. fed the boa again, this time, with no hassle.

4. approved the tattoo coverup for my ribs. it's going to be amazing, and done by Rob Coutts, of New Tribe in TO.

5. i ate really good pad thai. mmm. pad thai....

another twwly fact:
i occasionally snort when i laugh.

lets see. hung out with the lovely Kiscica thursday night. what a wonderfully genuine gal!

today: coached an ex of mine through breaking up with his current girl friend. had great sex. ate curry.

this weekend: watching more nun movies. and going to a little boys birthday party. cleaning the boas habitat. shooting polaroids.

something you (hopefully) dont know about me:
i make my rent cheques out to a CHURCH.

lets see. hung out with the lovely Kiscica thursday night. what a wonderfully genuine gal!

today: coached an ex of mine through breaking up with his current girl friend. had great sex. ate curry.

this weekend: watching more nun movies. and going to a little boys birthday party. cleaning the boas habitat. shooting polaroids.

something you (hopefully) dont know about me:
i make my rent cheques out to a CHURCH.

i have two 6'x4' pieces of plywood that i need to carve for woodblock style printmaking. any carpenters out there who can give me any advice on a machine that is smaller than a router, but bigger than a dremel that could take away large areas of wood in a controlled (and affordable) manner??

also:
1. very hungry & very broke
2. very unorganized at the moment
3. did i mention hungry?
4. if i had money, i would go for a huge order of extra spicy PadThai, an order of butter chicken curry, AND a massive plate of sushi.

i'm in a porno crisis! i am desperatley searching for Blackest Hearts Medias release of:

CUM ON THE NUNS.

if you have this gem in your hot little hand, please let me know immediatley. thank you.

in other news:
1. the first day of my !LAST! semester at this university is today. whoor-ay! and after this degree i get to do another, oh joy oh rapture.

2. watched 2 fairly reasonable nun movies this weekend. Flavia the Nun: which was a moviemovie, which came equipped with a nun peeing, orgies and some torture; and The Perverted Nuns: which was a porno. it was german, which in porno land, means was a good porno. the women were all fit and not bottle blonds with identical boob jobs. i'll give that one two thumbs up...when i'm through jilling off, that is.

3. the boa FINALLY ate the rat.

if you dont have anything nice to say,
then dont say anything to me at all.


had a great night with the totally stunning local SGs: Kiscica, Quinne, Emma and Toreena. holy whoa. they're sweet as can be!


the boa just WONT eat this stupid live rat. (shes had fresh kill for a while). i want this thing eaten soon. it smells.

ps. thank you for all your compliments about my first set.

if you dont have anything nice to say,
then dont say anything to me at all.


had a great night with the totally stunning local SGs: Kiscica, Quinne, Emma and Toreena. holy whoa. they're sweet as can be!


the boa just WONT eat this stupid live rat. (shes had fresh kill for a while). i want this thing eaten soon. it smells.

ps. thank you for all your compliments about my first set.

it's friday and my first set is up. (look, ma - im nay-kid on tha inner-nit!)

tonight brings:
1 trip to the grocery store
eating chocolate leftovers from xmash
4 other suicidegirls

this weekend brings:
feeding the boa constrictor

and hopefully
MTLQUEEN
drunk happiness
sex
and smiles.

well, i'm back from my trip to wales.

my trip included:
trying on my aunts chanel suits
going to her fancy spa
and scaring all the richies with my tattoos
driving through sheep fields on an ATV
looking after my dying grandmother
and drinking a lot of mailbu.

i am about to head off to Wales for the hollydays.

first stop will be to my schmancy aunt'n'uncles place in england (they race horses and play polo with "charlie").

then onto the dying grandmother's house in wales.

adios, amigos.