QoTD: "I do not need condoms....you can't knock up an asshole." - Surly
Got to love Playa Restoration....
Second runner up:
"Oh! Is that the mystery blow?" - Big Spoon the Medic

Got to love Playa Restoration....
Second runner up:
"Oh! Is that the mystery blow?" - Big Spoon the Medic
Bartending and DJing at the Black Rock Saloon.
First on the playlist.....
Let me smell you dick....
Yes, it will be one of those nights.....

First on the playlist.....
Let me smell you dick....
Yes, it will be one of those nights.....
The harshness & beauty that is the Black Rock Desert...
First to come & last to pull out....
I arrived on August 8th (or maybe the 9th, it is all kind of blur now)
Still out here working DPW...
The bitter end bitches!




First to come & last to pull out....
I arrived on August 8th (or maybe the 9th, it is all kind of blur now)
Still out here working DPW...
The bitter end bitches!


Check it out! It is going to be an absolutely fabulous show. My masterpiece, a plastic bag ball gown will be shown and modeled by the gorgeous Nixon. It is going to be great!
I'm leaving for the desert in 7 days. Eeek
Guess I better get packing huh?
It is much more difficult to pack for a month and a half than for a week and a half.
Last night I felt like I was 15 years old again going to some rave...
To get to the fight party last night, after the OPD blocked all of the entrances, we had to...
run through a field...
squeeze through a chain link fence...
dart through the shadows of a construction site...
follow the railroad tracks....
squeeze through another gate....
and finally arrive at the party.
I must say it was kind of anti-climatic at that point.
Fun times were had until going home & then being rushed to the hospital for what was thought to be complications with my surgery....
No more IVs, that is my one wish...
At least everything seems to be fine now but me thinks I will spend the day resting with my boys (Frick & Frack)
To get to the fight party last night, after the OPD blocked all of the entrances, we had to...
run through a field...
squeeze through a chain link fence...
dart through the shadows of a construction site...
follow the railroad tracks....
squeeze through another gate....
and finally arrive at the party.
I must say it was kind of anti-climatic at that point.
Fun times were had until going home & then being rushed to the hospital for what was thought to be complications with my surgery....
No more IVs, that is my one wish...
At least everything seems to be fine now but me thinks I will spend the day resting with my boys (Frick & Frack)
Ouch....
Still recovering from surgery....
At least I can say with all honesty that my pussy hurts....
I want flowers and chocolate....
and where in the hell is that cabana boy I ordered?!?
But mostly I want to feel better....
For the time being I guess I will have to settle for vicodin....
Still recovering from surgery....
At least I can say with all honesty that my pussy hurts....
I want flowers and chocolate....
and where in the hell is that cabana boy I ordered?!?
But mostly I want to feel better....
For the time being I guess I will have to settle for vicodin....
I have learned the definition of ghetto fabulous tonight....
Ghetto: You go to eat chicken & waffles and there are almost as many security guards as customers.
Fabulous: There are valet's in tuxedo's out front waiting to park your car.
Ahhhhhh Los Angeles, how I love you so for teaching me these things.....
Which is impressive because I live in Oakland and you would think I would learn it there....
PS....
That comeback....
It is coming soon.....
Hawt!
Ghetto: You go to eat chicken & waffles and there are almost as many security guards as customers.
Fabulous: There are valet's in tuxedo's out front waiting to park your car.
Ahhhhhh Los Angeles, how I love you so for teaching me these things.....
Which is impressive because I live in Oakland and you would think I would learn it there....
PS....
That comeback....
It is coming soon.....
Hawt!
Not much, just:
A chicken in a thong.
That swinging girl on the trapeze.
Acrobats.
Plenty of fire.
Suicidekings.
Shaking my ass.
Acting like an ass.
and a whole bunch of hawt drunken clowns.
So, what did you do last night?
A chicken in a thong.
That swinging girl on the trapeze.
Acrobats.
Plenty of fire.
Suicidekings.
Shaking my ass.
Acting like an ass.
and a whole bunch of hawt drunken clowns.
So, what did you do last night?

