Dirty Birdies!

Happy Hump Day! It's been so long since I've actually gotten a chance to write a hump day blog! Well I am stoked because this is A REAL UPDATE ! That's right no 2 minute tease leaving you lusting for more... Real blog with real shizz! Also lots of Sexy is about to go down! Hope your strapped in tight because it's going to be a ride!

First order of business... There is a new addition to my family! Meet my newest baby Waffles! Waffles is a pug and she has the most adorable personality!

(It is so hard to get a picture of her because she is so dark she blends lol.)

Bentley & her are the bestest of friends! As expected queen bitch Belle does not care for the little one. I love having a puppy again but damn I do not miss training a dog all over again especially in the potty department. Waffles is a little destroyer... but nothing compared to Bentley. I am so happy Bentley is a good dog these days. Except for the occasional acting up since Waffles came into the house.

My life has been a blur lately. I've been dealing with some personal issues. I am unsure of things in my life, I am trying to get back in touch with who I am. I am working on me in more ways then one. Sorry if I seem distant... It's been rough. I am really missing my shootfest ladies right now... So much </3 . I know so not like me...I am bouncy, smiling, & happy... got to kick depression's ass!
In the words of Cher from Clueless "I needed a complete makeover, except this time, I'd makeover my soul."

My Soul Makeover includes...

Wish me luck I have a good feeling about this!

Other things I've been up to...
Still Doing the Naked Panhandling thing...
Acropolis

Sassys


Watching CBS?...




& My Sick Obsession of course

Tyra I hate you but seriously I am addicted to this f#cking stupid but awesome show.
I am not rooting for anyone this season... Girl I liked was already kicked off.

The New season of South Park is a riot so far


Going to the movies and watching nothing but animated feature films



All good movies might I add!
I haven't watched one scary movie yet... weird!

But I have been watching ghost specials on Travel channel!

went to one pumpkin patch... and have no pictures?! Hmmm strange.

Debating on a halloween Costume!
-Cannot find a slave princess Leia costume ... all the Wonder woman costumes are a little too skanky for my tastes (Did I really just say that, oh goodness... I think I've grown up ewww!)
Yeah I think I am going to have to be a sexy monster!


And falling asleep to my favorite thing to watch on Netflix

^I'm rooting for Phi Phi <3

On another note...I think it's time for the sexy part of this blog!

Mark your calendars dirty birdies and get your tissues and lotions ready!
FOR TOXIC ...Wait for it ...DAY! SUNDAY DECEMBER 2ND, 2012!
On December 2nd you get double the Toxic coming to SuicideGirls.Com!


THIS SHIZZ IS FOR REAL FOLKS!
"Satisfaction, Redefined" Shot By Sunshine hits review at 7AM

Followed by
The EPIC #SGFLSHOOTFEST2012 MULTI "Lord Of the Flies" Shot by SoBelle at 3PM

It features an amazing cast of characters ... including *ahem this chick*

Oh yes I promise you "Toxic Day" will be one to remember! Plus my birthday is December 17th (If you haven't marked your calendars already you should do that now ) That's 3 months from today! Wouldn't it be amazing if my solo set goes live like a birthday present! Wow what an amazing thought !

Speaking of #SGFLSHOOTFEST2012 there are a couple of sets coming to review that you should keep an eye out for!





Also this set is not from the shootfest but it is of my love ElodyKat


I love her more than words can say! We have to turn this girl pink! <3 Seriously

3 more of my FAV SG Babes (Stolen from Renesme's blog) have sets coming out soon too!





SEE MORE SHOOTFEST FUN! INSTAGRAM Hashtag #SGFLSHOOTFEST2012

If your impatient and want to see Toxic Boobs now it's Simple if you have a Zivity account!

Also More Boobs, Buns, & ummmm you know :meow:
Oh just a reminder...

Wow I've been typing almost 2 hours! You can't ever say I don't love you!
I'll leave you all with the following
























BTW If you all are ever missing me there is a way (FB,Instagram, Twitter). I am way to busy right now to answer back PM's (I am only writing back on my swag for sale) here on SG so please do not send me one right now! If you want to chat leave me a comment or post on my wall on FB please!

If you want to see me naked though you can check out my pics section there are lots of me in it... especially in my Album of ass

More pictures?
I INSTAGRAM
@yourtoxicaddiction

You can also
Fan me on Facebook! I am always on facebook! This would be faster then sending me a PM if your just wanting to chat! PLEASE POST ON MY WALL I AM WAY TO BUSY FOR PM'S THESE DAYS!
My Facebook!!
(Hot photos,pole tricks, and videos!) ETC!
Follow Me On Twitter
Tweet Tweet Mutha F#ckas!
(For stripper stories and random shit)
I do the TUMBLR thing now
My Blog

If your ever in the PDX area and want to see me dance! I dance at the Acropolis Steakhouse + & Sassy's Bar & Grill
and my schedule can be found here!
My Dancing Schedule!

Until next time though because my eyes are getting heavy! But happy hump day! Go get some Tiger



xoxoxoxoxo Your Toxy aka: The Clamburger


PSSSS: I am selling some awesome shiz!