"...think I'm gonna go hump the wall..."

Boy, that brings back memories.


There was this former police dog my buddy had named Norc that used to try and hump his other dog, a boxer named Shotzee. Shotz wasn't having any of it, so once he started going, usually trying to hump her face, she's bolt, and he'd just be standing there, humping air. Half the time, he'd end up squirting his dog load all over the wall.

I love reminiscing.

Awww, do you need another fishy? Just stop dating all together, it really is a waste of time. I feel ya on set ups though, thats the worst part of being single. Every god damn female I know knows someone for me. Enough already!

If I lived closer Id be happy to come over and fight with ya, why not just go back to smoking. Its good for you, really it is.

pirates are totally the new monkeys. ninjas are the new pirates though

i know the ex feeling. my first ex got married to a boy she met while we were dating. and now he won't let me talk to her. good relationship there, clearly.

taupe is a very odd word. so is puce.

no noonononononoononononono


don't pierce THAT. oh good lord no.


and hey at least your dating, I don't even get people wanting to do that with me.







luff and huggles


- The MisterJ

hey tori,whats up?long time no speak,thats cool that you still not smoking,im in the same boat as you..it sucks "but its for our own good" hows the job thing going? still life guarding?hey how come your mother hasnt tried to to hook you up with me?? im a good guy?? talk to you soon

ha. shit bombs. kinda reminds me of the the back to the future car when he made it so you could feed it waste to run. or the garbage juicer from haggard.. i have no clue why im on the top of my game in the waste area here

Gah, I've been so horny lately too. It's gone from almost daily to like once a week.
Brutal.

you can hump me i wanna see a picture of the button!

i just wanted to send you some kisses

A lot of my straight edge friends are like, "I'm too good to drink." But y'know, they've all had alcholic parents too. Alcholism runs in their family. My parents were never alcholics, it doesn't run in my family at all. I never crave the drink. So the way I figure it, I'm too good to NOT drink. Pass the Rum. A Pirates life for me.

And no! Coconut Rum is not okay! that's for sally's. Do you want to be a sally? I think not.

Anyways, I think should all have pet . Monkey's are just like little furry ninjas. Where the hell is the ninja smilie? This will be the ninja smilie

Psh, I so want a drink and a smoke too. *sigh*

big drinks are on the horizon killa. just get your ass on the bus. at least theres some consistency in the patterns that people follow after they lose you, it should make you feel like some kind of benchmark in their lives. any comfort? maybe not.
is it alright to fuck people that are engaged? backup sex might not be such a problem.

and finally, a girl who hates ronald reagan as much as I do... but I'm not going to get into that tirade today. actually, reagan was an ok guy... a horrible president, but an ok guy. its his fans I hate. kids are raised today thinking he's a hero, never knowing about the foolish things he did like deficit spending and trying to get ketchup classified as a vegetable so it would cost the government less money to supply public school children with their daily vegetable serving. fucko.

trash bombing eh? I've done some of that... my friend mike and I would pick up peoples wendys trash at school and then find a parked car with its windows rolled down and fill it up. we loved to fuck up those rice wagons too, the ones with coffee can mufflers and lots of stickers... we'd jam old burgers and wrappers under the spoilers and such.

if you become a nun I'll really fuckin hit you. we'll seriously have to bust out the knives over that one. and you gonna git cut. by the way, I don't dig on the emo tunes either... theres lots of them in boston courtesy of strange people like the getup kids. drexel used to be super happy skater punks, then just before they broke up they became super angry yelling boston rock. I don't dig on the skater punk stuff so much either. I'd bet anything you'll like my music so just sit tight.

as far as not smoking goes, theres not much you can do besides pat yourself on the back.
you haven't gained anything but extra time at the end of your life, and a little added lung capacity.

want to come with me to get my ears pierced next week? I've been meaning to do it for the longest time cause its the only thing I can get away with at work. My friend matt wants to go, but he always wants me to go to this place thats like an hour and a half from my house, and when I finally get that far south I'm like fuck it, lets just go split a six pack of magners. what could you get pierced? you should get little loops on your feet so you can put shoe laces on them. or I should shut up.

sobriety was quite absent from my monday night.

close yer eyes and floor it

that makes my day.

theres nothing harder for me to watch than self pity. I want to help the people that I know like that, but I can't do much else than listen to them and say "well then fucking fix it" "kick that bastard out of your apartment" "how can you be afraid to be alone at 19?"

we should just fight with the knives to begin with, even if we happen to be totally cool with eachothers smoking habits and music.

lets see.... why we named stickball chud.... cause we had different rules, and we played it in revere, where the director still lives. plus the area is a little dirty and smaugy cause the runways from logan intl. end right before it. I can't stand the idea of a scantilly clad pregnant woman.. *vomit* People spend their whole lives being self conscious, then they explode and suddenly its ok to show off the flesh... and oh so much of it?!

my entire gender definitely doesn't suck.
no sex is always better than bad sex, and if you want to know why, I'll tell you next time I post.

anti-brows!!

but i dont want to beat the shit out of you
wow.. i think this is the first time im talking to you through the sg site and not aim..
im extremely bored again.. as always
-nicole