into: jazz, slinking around a bit, making people laugh, writing things and forcing my friends to read it and give me their opinion on it as long as it's good.

makes me happy: Things I liked when I was 9 and still do. Cher. She's a funny old thing isn't she? And crisps. I like crisps.

makes me sad: Noisy people on trains. Noisy people in general. Hollyoaks, Heat magazine, child actors, all ITV dramas apart from ones with Ken Stott in them because he's lovely.

5 things i can't live without: Eye-liner, cigarettes, my little note-pad, contact lenses, something funny to listen to while I'm on the bus.

vices: Gin, Bloody Marys, day-time drinking, nail biting, rude words

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

gender: SG

occupation: no no no

current crush: Christopher Guest

stats: Wobbley, soft and freakishly pale. Like flan.

body mods: Yes, I'm aware that all my tattoos aren't as good as yours. I got them done when I was very young and I'll probably get round to sorting them out one day, but if I don't - I've learnt to cope with them, I'm sure you will too, you brave things.

heroes: y'know that episode of Father Ted where Mrs Doyle meets Eoin McLove for the first time? That's my general feeling about that sort of thing.

gets me hot: Nigel Tufnel

favorite position: Find it, play with it, don't pull it off.

fantasy: I'd quite like to run away and join the Polyphonic Spree. I'd look quite fancy in a giant kaftan.

sign: Aries

most humbling moment: Defeating Sephiroth and saving the planet. And then feeling mortally gutted because the FF7 ending left me with an awful lot of questions and a feeling of slight guilt as Sephiroth was actually extremely sexy and all he really needed was the love of a good woman.

i lost my virginity: years after the cool kids did.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a man

I WANT: Romance, Friendship.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer.