We can weep together with gins in hand.

Do you want me to talk to him first?
We have to think of a witty but engaging opening line. Then you can sweep in with an equally witty retort. Then I'll make my excuses and leave you together. In a corner. Drunk.

If that doesnt work we can kidnap/drug them.



[Edited on Mar 11, 2006 12:29AM]

I'll be at home drinking the red wine of bitterment.

And eating satsuma's the fruit of rage.

I'll come and you can club Julian and put him in the car and I'll club Noel. Sounds like a cunning plan to me...

Which Cardiff show are you going to? I'm going to the 14th April one, would be nice to say hello!

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet.

You know, I've never seen the Mighty Boosh. Is that terrible considering I am a big fan of comedy surreal? I have good reports from friends who have seen the live show though.

Must check them out!

Try not to scream in his ear and rub yourself up against him. You'd be suprised at how unattractive that can be.

You can scream in my ear and rub up against me.

I know Rohypanol gets a terrible press. But when the seduction of celebrities is on the line dont rule it out.

Just bye him a gift account on SG. Then you can groom him over a period of time and make the Boosh for free

now go and find some sexy killer shoes and strutt your stuff girl! congrats xx