"Coming from Far and Wide, We're Singing this Song for You! Gather us Together, Cake and Candelight, The Red Heffer is Here, Cousins of Both Tribes, Count up All our Faces, Divide up the Cake in Pieces....We've all Come here to See.....Happy Birthday Jubilee!" Perry Farrel: Happy Birthday Jubilee

Heyoooooooooooo!!! That's the Song I listed to Every Year ONLY for my Birthday! It's my favorite Birthday Party song Everrr...Ahahahaha. I'm Suuuuper stoked to be most definitley a year older AND wiser. It feels great to have broken down my own internal barriers that where holding me back in life. To now, having accomplished a goal and stoked on making my own success! This year has been a life changing experience. I can't wait for more! My myspace page has all my other links/info. If you haven't already Add me there as a friend. I do way more on there! www.myspace.com/TiffStarrr
Thank you all for your Wicked Ass Comments and Messages! I'm off to buy a dress for a Deadly Dinner with 10 of my closest friends in the world.

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Fawk the "Free World" 'cause it's not. Come Party with me!

"I need some discipline.....I need your help..." Discipline, Nine Inch Nails

Heyoooooooo!! What's up Mothafuckkkazz! ahAHAHAH. So, FINALLY my new set went LIVE today! EYAYAHA! I don't Blogg much here anymore. I'm too busy on Myspace so if you don't know already here's my Address www.myspace.com/TiffStarrr. Swang on by and ADD me as a friend for updates on all the shizzz that I'm up to these days. I'm gettin stoked for the Nine Inch Nails concert is comin up July, 29th here in Lame-O Cowtown. For one night this city will actually be cool. HAahahahhaa....For all you locals, if there are any that follow me on SG I'll also be @ the Snatch Rock'nRoll Lounge on Aug/8th for the Suicide Girls Party! Also....Hellz Eyeyah! AHahahahaha. Well, it's lookin like time to cook some Din Din and then header down to the Mooovie store to rent Carwash. I'm thinkin a Banana Slurpee may be in order. AHahahah..

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P.S. "Fawk" the "Free World"

"Two Fifty For a Highball, And a Bucket Half Full Of Beer, Happy Hour, Happy Hour, Happy Hour's Here!"
Little Bones By: The Tragically Hip

K....Wtf??? My set Still hasn't gone Live yet! It's been 5 months Now! Just sayin...would LUuuv to see what ya'z think if only you could see what I did back in the day now. Ahahahaha. Just sayin

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I post mainly on my myspace now...www.myspace.com/TiffStarrr if you haven't Add me as a friend there

"Don't Go 'Hidin, In the Shaaaade, Don't Go 'Hidin, 'Hidin in the Shaaade".....That's some "oldschool Sliverchair for 'ya. Hahahahaa...That is right outta my Gr.7 smokin weed at Kristens house on hour noon hour breaks 'cause her Moms wasn't home and watchin Muchmusic. Ooooh, how Canadian of us! Hahahaa...Look how far we have come. But it's good to still remember those days. Hahahahaa....Now I don't need the weed but the music is one thing that's always a staple to my environment. So! Last night was BS! I shoulda really have just stayed in. Which I ended up 'doin anyhow. I went out for like and hour. Had one drink and then on the way to the next Lame Bar I hightailed it outta there and just hung a rightie into my apt. lobby which was on the way. Hahahaa...Haven't seen my friends since. Hahahahaa.....I think I 'kinda have a.....Dare I say....Grudge? (not like the chick from the movie but I'm 'kinda pissed) Hahahaahaa.....I have a 'kinda sorta "Grudge" against Calgary right now. But, things are chaning and things will get better for me soon. Two Great things. I found a wicked cool photographer for my website! We start work togehter next month! Stooooked... www.twistedfigure.com ...AND, I just registered my domain name so next up is the long process of building my site to puuurrrfection! Yesss Yesss Yesss.....I'm thinkin of havin my Launch party Aug, 1st in either NY or Toronto...ANYWHERE BUT HERE! Hahahahahaaa......Well....it's back to the drawing board. And by that I mean ordering more lingerai online. Hahahaha...I can't wait to do this as my "job"..Hahahahaa


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" I Ammmmm Smellin like a Rose that Somebody Gave me On my Birthday Deathbed"......STP! Reuniting for a Summer Tour! Yeeessssss.....So here's what's what. The whole "never drinking" thing.....Only lasted so long. Don't get me wrong. I immensly enjoyed staying sober for the two weeks I was dry. It gave me time to heal, deal, and think about where and what I really want out of life. Now that my priorities are back in order, I feel that I am O.K to going back to my social drinks. It's different now. I'm not drinking for the same reasons as before. I'm not letting myself get to that "blackout" drunk or completley wasted so that I'm loosing my keys at The Alley every other weekend. I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm being more "responsible" when I'm drinking and making sure that I don't go back to my old ways of drinking for the wrong reasons and into excess. Too much of anything is never a good thing but with the drinking thing as long as it's in moderation. I can deal. So that's that. Thank You ALLL who stood behind me when I went dry. Don't worry it's not gonna be all booze talk on here anymore. Hahahhaaa....THat gets old after a while. So it's just me. 100% honest and ready to fight the power. When the helllz is my next set gonna go live for 'ya? Hahahaa....That's the more important question! Happy "Fawkin" Frrrriiiiiiiiday!

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P.S. Official Launch Date for my Website......August, 1st, 2008! My Birthday!!!!

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"I never wanted to be your weekend Lover, I only wanted to be some kind of friend, Baby I could never steal you from another, It's such a shame our friendship had to end, Purple Rain, Purple Rain"........Prince! WHat the??? Guess who watched Purple Rain tonight on the Boob tube? I did I did. And no I'm not referring to my boobs when I say that. I just like sayin....boobs in general. K, 'nuff 'bout "boobies" already. Hahahaaaa.....Sooooo....that's 6 days sober and I'm no longer counting. It is what it is and that's the way it's gonna be. So back to the Prince. You can't help but like that song. I'm getting some Prince shirts made tomorrow with pics from particularitly hilarious scenes in the movie. Like how Prince pulls the total bar creeper roll by wearing those big ass black shades that are like 2 times the size of his whole body. Hahahaa.....Anybody remember that moooovie? Hahahahaaa.....I decided today that for Halloween I'm gonna be a hott chick version of the lead singer in the rival band. Just 'cauz of his smooooth dance moves in the movie. Bahahaaaaa....So it was Chinese and some late night t.v. for me tonight. But, tomorrow's my first big night out as a non-drinker. Wish me luck. If I can do this I can do ANYTHING! I'm a social person so I still like to go out and meet people and laugh with my friends even if it is at a bar. But without drinking I knowit's gonna be a bid eyeopener for me. We'll see if I can still find a way to make it cool for me to still have a good time. From now on I can tell you all stories that I actually remember! Yeaha! Hahahahaa

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P.S. Thank YOu ALL very much for all the support. And whomever broke down that Tool song on the last Blog comments. You Rockkitttt brotha!

"Why can't we not be sober, I just want to start this over, And why can't we sleep forever, I just want to start this over, why?"..................Tool...............Well, here's the short story of it all. I'm sittin here havin a rough time trying to write this blog today. I took a nasty all Saturday night and now I'm laid up w. a broken hand and multiple pavement scrapes on my face, knees, and shoulder. I was at the clinic getting x-rays last night and just really shocked that I have managed to destroy myslef. Not only does that song describe exactly how I'm feeling right now but......It's true. I'm gettin sober. I'm getting help and I'm getting sober. I know WHO woulda thought hey! ME of all people! Hahahhaa...After loosing my keys on Friday, falling down hard on Saturday and almost ruining my face (which is I'm gonna need to launch my website this summer) that I have a drinking problem. I'm stoked and totally looking foward to getting sober. For the first time in my life I'm gonna know what it'slike to be me. Plus I always have the best times o the night before I get hammered 'cause that the stuff I like to remember! Hahahahaaa....So wish me luck on my road to recovery. I'll be back to bloggin once my splint comes off my dang hand this weekend. Thank you all for your support. It is ALWAYS appreciated. One sober Tiffini comin right up. Trust me....this is gonna be good. Better than before. Hahahhaaa

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"Maybe I woulda bin somethin you'd be good at, Maybe you woulda bin somethin you'd be good at"...Tegan & Sarah! From Calgary and Everythang! Wicked cool chikita's who now live in Vancouver I heard. Anywayz....."Fawk fawk Fawk"! I LOST MY APT. KEYS LAST NIGHT! Plus my work keys are on there too! Jezus Freakin Chirst. I wish I could just hightail it outta here and hang out in Montana for the rest of the summer 'mein! Hahahahaaa...For realz though. Frick.One thing I have NEVER lost is all my keys. I end up comin home at 2 AM havin to call my Landlord who btw. was NOT impressed and let me into my pad. BUT, she didn't have any extra keys so basically I'm still back at square one this mornin. I swear to Gawd that's why I don't go to the Back Alley very often 'mein! I ALWAYZ loose somethin. Never fails. But it's a B E A U T I F U L spring day out as Jim Carrey would say. So I"m gonna make it a wicked azz time and have a good time doin it. Wish me luck with the Locksmiths. Better yet. Wish me luck trying to track my keys down first! Hahahaaaaaa

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"Screaming feeeed me here, Fill me up Again, Temporarily Pacify this hunger that's so cruel"........Yet Again....A Perfect Cirlce.....Sooooooo.....Guess who's been drunk since Tuesday???? I Have I Have. Bahahaa.....I took a break Thurs. night 'cuase Wednesday night we did some Serious "work" on that bar at the Yardhouse dude. Hahahahaa...To the point that I would just point at a bottle and BOOM it would be there. In shot form. The best was the Goldshlagger and Jagger shots. I thinks that's how you spell Scholgger? Hahhaahaa.... No? Hahahahaaa....Anywayz....Broke up with yet another BF. today. I'm no good at this relationship thing. I'm much better at just being by myself. So I"m okay with it for now. Just me and my soon to be launching personal website!!! (Oh yeah and "Johnny Wong" My Japanese Fishy) Hahaha.....Awww shiiiiiit. Hahahaaa....Well, it's back to the bottle for me. I'll be back by tomorrow to let 'ya know what's been lost and found after tonight. Bahahaaaaa

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"So God Bless you all....for the song you sang....Us....For the hearts you break...Everytime you mooove"......LuV LuV that one...Can't go wrong with a little bit of Minerva first thing in the morning...Or last thing of the night....Whatever..Hahahaaa....Soooo...how was everyone's freakin weekend? Lemme 'tell 'ya. It was -30 here all weekend. But thank "Gawd" it's all over now. It's now back up to the 0's and 3's again. People where texting me all weekend. Something like..."Tiff, your going hard and it's not even summer out yet dude! You just keep on goin!" Bahhaaaa....Other than sleeping and eating my vital meals on the day...On the weekends and once or twice during the "work week"...Well....that's what I do. I live it like there's no tomorrow 'till tomorrow comes.. Anywayz....Bubble Baths "True Romance" on the laptop and Wine in the Bathroom are my new favorite things in the world right now. Can you belive that's Val Kilmer!!! What a wicked role he played. Best Pimp Role EVer....as far as I'm concerned if your referrring to urban city pimpin in the 90's movies...Ha......Anyone seen "The Salton Sea"? One of my 'bois from Buckcherry has a cameo in there and everythang! Todd! If you haven't seen it yet you must. And just like my Bath now I have to go. Talk soon!!!

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P.S. Fuck the "Free World"