"marry meeeeeeh!!!!!!!"

"introducing the wife of jack daniels!!!! kiss her feet!!!!"

"that girl rocks my fuckin socks!!!!"

"we are gonna have so much fun shopping yay!!! and YOU wont loool eat meh!"

"i love you baby!!!"

"i know her personally and you dont!! ha!!!! kiss my ass!!"

"getting drunk with her is SO much fun!!!"

"i was out with her one and we had a blast!!!"

"you gotta love that girl!
she's crazy, beautiful and funny! so do it! love her!!! NOW!!!"