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MAY 5, 2003 @ 04:25 PM


i anonymously emailed an internet advice column (well, that's what she'd like to call herself anyway) for shits and giggles. i thought her answer was pretty funny.

Q: i'm a model for an internet porn site. what would be the best way to break this to my parents?


naked on the net


A: don’t. do not ever tell your parents. NEVER EVER EVER. they are not going to be happy about it at all, and what are the chances that they will come across your nudie pics? and if they do, you can say it is someone else. after all, why would their precious little baby be doing porno?

in case anyone was curious, this column was put on by a woman who also does a webcomic (kinda) that i follow. here's the link to her site.

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Astrokreep23

Astrokreep23

Santa Barbara, CA
February 2003

MAY 06, 2003 12:53 AM

If my I have kids and they become SGs, though I would be proud, I still wouldn't want to know. biggrin

Corvus_PDX

Corvus_PDX

Portland, OR
December 2002

MAY 06, 2003 01:34 AM

All I can say is do as your heart dictates...

It hurts sometimes,

But in the end, I've found that it gives great advice.

Josh

Josh

Portland, OR
December 2002

MAY 06, 2003 02:48 AM

Sheesh, sounds like someone needs a better hobby! tongue

rickroyal

rickroyal

Mount Laurel, NJ
February 2003

MAY 06, 2003 02:50 AM

That's not the advice I would've given. Seems rather close-minded.

Too many entertainments (and ink) for so little money.

inhaler97

inhaler97

Philadelphia, PA
February 2003

MAY 06, 2003 08:40 AM

awesome.. hey is tatu really that good? or is it just the young girls?

miss_piss

miss_piss

Seattle, WA
November 2002

MAY 06, 2003 08:54 AM

i think you should tell your mama that...

no?

oh well, i think we might have a mutual friend...

PkyBear

PkyBear

Richmond, VA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 06, 2003 11:17 AM

funny.

Joubee

Joubee

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAY 06, 2003 04:01 PM

Yes, heed her advice. I have learned the hard way........don't ever ever ever tell anybody anything that reflects unfavorably upon yourselfsmile Life is great nowwink

amber5

amber5

Portland, OR
November 2002

MAY 06, 2003 04:16 PM

heh heh heh. just tell your parents you did an "art project" on the internet. then go off about the deep philosophical ramifications of photography as a means of visual expression that transcends time and space... or something. or yeah like she said, they probably wouldnt find out. is there any reason in particular that you want to tell them?

RexPhantom

RexPhantom

Chicago, IL
January 2003

MAY 06, 2003 04:28 PM

But WHERE? Where do the baby skeletons hide? Are they weird lumps? What a beautiful place this is.

Bryn

Bryn

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

MAY 06, 2003 05:26 PM

boo. she sucks. i want to stick my mutated knife-fingered snake in natalie-dees ear. phooey on her.

besides. yer mamadukes will love you no matter what. awwwww. puke

Cereal_Killer

Cereal_Killer

Westfield, NY
December 2002

MAY 06, 2003 05:34 PM

well, she certainly is emphatic about her responses...
so what are the chances that your folks will come across these... i mean we all know that your dad is a closet goth, punk lover, but aside from that? biggrin

When I finally get some cash saved up the tats are going on opposite forearms. Someone suggested legs, but my legs are really hairy and I'm afraid it would hide them too much. Thus the choice of a 'Pan' type tattoo. biggrin I actually get called that more often than not smile

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