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MAY 5, 2003 @ 04:25 PM


i anonymously emailed an internet advice column (well, that's what she'd like to call herself anyway) for shits and giggles. i thought her answer was pretty funny.

Q: i'm a model for an internet porn site. what would be the best way to break this to my parents?


naked on the net


A: don’t. do not ever tell your parents. NEVER EVER EVER. they are not going to be happy about it at all, and what are the chances that they will come across your nudie pics? and if they do, you can say it is someone else. after all, why would their precious little baby be doing porno?

in case anyone was curious, this column was put on by a woman who also does a webcomic (kinda) that i follow. here's the link to her site.

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Stacie

Stacie

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

MAY 05, 2003 07:12 PM

it's not that the town is small.. its the residents. eeek

zombieshark

zombieshark

Marinette, WI
January 2003

MAY 05, 2003 07:50 PM

i can only wish, maybe next weekend ehehe.
the peeps are taunting me... cruel peeps.. so tasty.

TygerTyger

TygerTyger

Canada
March 2003

MAY 05, 2003 07:58 PM

Yeah... not me at my most spectacular, that's for sure. And I toldja it was called a toque. A beanie is something entirely different. Don't mess with inhabitants of a polar wasteland when it comes to the names of winter clothing. wink

Mephausto

Mephausto

I'm lost
February 2003

MAY 05, 2003 08:07 PM

oh yeah. we're just a bunch of midwestern charmers, let me tell you. heh.

i don't plan on telling my parents i did sb. at least, not for free. i'll have to lie about payment.

ps you're still so freakin' rad, you should be banned in forty-nine states. except for the one i live in. heh.

MobProd

mobprod

Corvallis, OR
OLD SKOOL

MAY 05, 2003 08:10 PM

You've essentially nailed our basement room. Big blue hookah and all, though I've actually never smoked it. It's only been used for tobacco thus far although hopefully that will change soon.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAY 05, 2003 08:20 PM

Aww...well, I'd dance with you. If you weren't so far away. If that's any consolation at all. Which it probably isn't. Make someone take you dancing!

JuraSic

JuraSic

Portland, OR
April 2003

MAY 05, 2003 09:08 PM

Do you live at home with your parents??? You might want to not tell them...You have a right to be who you are obviously but they don't have to know everything about you...In their eyes you are their little angel...

About the X & girl who stalks me...Niether of them will be able to find me once I move...I am trying to figure a plan out...It's weird but I am so glad I have caller ID...

TunnelSlats

TunnelSlats

Chicago, IL
November 2002

MAY 05, 2003 09:18 PM

Hmm, it is kinda funny looking, but I think I've got you beat.
tongue

demoivre

demoivre

Santa Barbara, CA
January 2003

MAY 05, 2003 09:43 PM

In a way, I have to agree with her advice. I really wish my mom hadn't told me SHE was a model for an internet porn site!

He,he. I jest--in case she's reading this! biggrin

Longpastbedtime

Longpastbedtime

Ames, IA
March 2003

MAY 05, 2003 09:50 PM

Yeah, the Disturbed lead singer had his double curved labrets in. Those are so cool looking.

nykonNLC

nykonNLC

Los Angeles, CA
January 2003

MAY 05, 2003 10:28 PM

I wonder that same thing, i guess that is part of what makes me feel sad for them, everyone probably looking at them differently and they don't know it, but then again that could be better that they don't know cause that would be even worse I suppose living life knowing that everyone thinks you are different.

ha i liked your signing name "naked on the net"

Alia666

Alia666

Terre Haute, IN
January 2003

MAY 05, 2003 10:49 PM

Yep. It's on my left forearm. It's Gaelic and means "Love, Believe, Hope, Fight, Breathe, Live."

webigailboop

webigailboop

Vancouver, WA
January 2003

MAY 05, 2003 11:12 PM

that's funny. i think the better question to have asked her would be...
i run an internet advice column, what would the best way to break this news to my parents be?

greggster

greggster

Sacramento, CA
December 2002

MAY 05, 2003 11:38 PM

that is some really good advice wink

Is she the same lady that claims to be an animal psychic ? I wish I had thought of that..."you see your dog is battling with some internal demons dating back to when you changed his kibble"

darkskyy1

darkskyy1

Saint Louis, MO
July 2002

MAY 05, 2003 11:58 PM

ha, just for that you gotta tell your parents!

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