SuicideGirl: Thursday
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MAY 5, 2003 @ 04:25 PM


i anonymously emailed an internet advice column (well, that's what she'd like to call herself anyway) for shits and giggles. i thought her answer was pretty funny.

Q: i'm a model for an internet porn site. what would be the best way to break this to my parents?


naked on the net


A: don’t. do not ever tell your parents. NEVER EVER EVER. they are not going to be happy about it at all, and what are the chances that they will come across your nudie pics? and if they do, you can say it is someone else. after all, why would their precious little baby be doing porno?

in case anyone was curious, this column was put on by a woman who also does a webcomic (kinda) that i follow. here's the link to her site.

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Lotus

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAY 05, 2003 04:36 PM

hehee

TheLastAsthmatic

TheLastAsthmatic

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

MAY 05, 2003 04:39 PM

i would tell my mom...

bishop

bishop

Iceland
September 2002

MAY 05, 2003 04:41 PM

I'll keep hush about it as long as they don't go surfing my nude pics in the alternative..... smile


and how did you develop such good taste in movies and music so young?

DrNecessitor

DrNecessitor

San Jose, CA
January 2003

MAY 05, 2003 04:48 PM

Can I tell your mom?

ebin

ebin

Mexico
March 2003

MAY 05, 2003 04:51 PM

You're the bomb........

Gotta jet, I have a Cinco party to play for.

I'll have a couple shots in your lovely honor..

"SALUD!"

Alyssum

Alyssum

Humptulips, WA
December 2002

MAY 05, 2003 04:56 PM

That's a little creepy and twisted. smile Putting aside someone past puberty being considered a "precious little baby" and the thought of parents porn-surfing. Especially since SG tends to be artie-nudes rather than anything approaching traditional hardcore porn. But then maybe that's just me.

DemiGauge

DemiGauge

Gresham, OR
November 2002

MAY 05, 2003 05:10 PM

nice answer..hehe

crujones

crujones

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

MAY 05, 2003 05:23 PM

im not alowed at the pool where the meat maket is at.....i think they only let in people with money and six pack abs.So are you taking teh collumst's advice?Or do your parent s allready knowsmile

Alyssum

Alyssum

Humptulips, WA
December 2002

MAY 05, 2003 05:24 PM

Ah, duh, that woulda been the obvious thing...
This has been my week of IHA. wink

DrNecessitor

DrNecessitor

San Jose, CA
January 2003

MAY 05, 2003 05:38 PM

You're so sweet kiss "Obscure music buff" is much nicer than "fucking music geek."

And I won't tell your mom, even though she should be proud of her gorgeous daughter wink

TunnelSlats

TunnelSlats

Chicago, IL
November 2002

MAY 05, 2003 05:39 PM

Hey, I can tell your parents for you. Really, I don't mind.
Oh, are you sure "porn site" is really the best description? Maybe "nekkid chicks showing their juggs and pooter" is more appropriate.

You don't have an attitude problem, do you? Maybe a porn store would be just the place to develop one....

Leningrad

Leningrad

Canada
April 2003

MAY 05, 2003 06:12 PM

toque toque toque.

tongue

Godzuki

Godzuki

Seattle, WA
December 2002

MAY 05, 2003 06:16 PM

waitaminit; you're a model for an internet porn site?

_V_

_V_

I'm lost
August 2002

MAY 05, 2003 06:47 PM

why should your parents know?

m0ngrel

m0ngrel

Los Angeles, CA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 05, 2003 07:00 PM

you know your parents better than anyone else. if you think that they will take the news in a way that you are prepared to handle then go for it. come on, they are your parents after all. i'm sure that if they hear from you that it's what you've decided to do and you are happy doing it, they'll understand. then again, if you think telling them would result in a bad situation, maybe hold off until the time is more right for everyone. i'd be willing to bet that any parent would freak out at first, but if you present it in a way that you feel they might understand, and you let them know that your ideals are the best for you and that you are being safe and sane... i say be open and honest.
do what you love and love what you do!
oh sh!t... i gotta get back to work now..... biggrin

...are you actually a model on a porn site???

[Edited on May 05, 2003]

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