it wasn't me, i SWEAR!!! however, i was the one who peed in your sock drawer, and drew cocks on your picasso prints. hey, it's not a party until something gets peed on. by the way, you're out of pork rinds.

sorry to bother you again, but you're now out of
fun-yuns too. just lettin' ya know.

best of luck with the doom-plotting. my doom plots never really turn out all that well.

hey, i know the party ended 3 nights ago, but there are no more slim jims left either.

hey! flamin' red cheetohs. can i have some? come on! just one eentsy weentsy flamin' red cheeeeeeetoh? please?