My Sister sent me an email today:

"How Bad Is Your Temper According To Your Horoscope"

Now normally this shit I would just delete. But I actually found this incredibly accurate and amusing:

SCORPIO OCTOBER 23 - NOVEMBER 21

Of course you don't lose your cool. But your very demeanor projects haughtiness, pride and grand disdain for lesser mortals.

Others are often found saying that anger sits on your nose and you are raring to give your piece mind to the first person
who try to be funny with you.

You are selective in the choice of your friends, and have a low tolerance for the superfluous types.

Your tongue-lashing is generally in a soft hissing tone for when you scream, your voice tends to get shrill and loud and you do hate drawing attention to yourself!

When upset, you are angrier with yourself for having shown weakness, for the last thing that Scorpio wants to show is being out of control.