Unfortunately, this time our plan totally backfired.

She did come home with us, and she did have sex with us, but man. It was odd.
She was blindly focused on boy toy. She got clingy and emotionally demanding. She didn't let Inge touch her at all. She reacted very appreciative to me eating her pussy, but then all of a sudden would push me away and practically choke boy toy with clumsy affection.

Turns out she was a virgin.

In all her excuses, she never mentioned that one. I would have run away so fast I'd left a trail of destruction had I known she was a virgin. I wouldn't have touched her at all had I known she was a virgin.
We just assumed she was being funny, then just assumed she fell in love with boy toy or something, simply because the truth is so absurd!
There are no 21 year old female virgins in Berlin. We lived in complete denial. Unheard of.

At least her deflowering was pretty good by the usual standards. I spoke to her afterwards and she's fine and unscathed. She is less shocked by the experience than we are.
Boy toy took her home afterwards and did all the cuddling and explaining and took care of her.
I mean, he fucked her again of course, but also did the cuddling and explaining.

It's funny because my own virginity was lost in a similar way, except there were more people involved and I was 15, I think, and not 21. And I smiled and told the guy to fuck off when he got clingy.

Anyhow, enough of that. I want it eradicated from my memory. I wrote it because I needed some closure.


Body Mod Sessions

Oooooooh, very nice. I loved these. *claps hands*

1. Cock tattooing.

My pleasant anticipation was not dissapointed, even though the artist didn't play along as much as I'd had liked.
It's only a matter of time with him though, I need him alone.
But yeah,

^^ that's really exactly what happened. And I liked it.

2. Skin removal

Due to certain people being present during the procedure and complexities in their personal lives, I wasn't able to peel skin of a boy's chest myself that time, but it was nice to watch regardless.
Bloody, precise and clean. Beautiful.

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There is still some work to be done on him though, so I remain optimistic that I can take the scalpel into my own hands, under surveillance of course, in the near future.


Girlsex

She beat the shit out of me.

She was in every aspect the opposite of my usual experiences with girls. She was around in the club, but we didn't even have eye contact the entire night.
Suddenly, she just pounced on me, kissed me, ruined my hair, and I needed to go home with her.
Or rather, to her hotel, she was from Los Angeles.
We drank and smoked and did some drugs, I started kissing her, and the next thing I know it's about 2 hours later and I have a black eye, my entire torso hurts when I laugh or cough, my neck is covered in strangulation marks, my right boob is black and blue entirely, the left only halfway, the inside of my cheek is swollen against my teeth, my right upper arm is scratched bloody, and I am sore with muscle strain and sporadically scattered bruises.

She was like: "Spread your legs, bitch."
I obeyed, and she goes: "I told you to spread your fucking legs, bitch!" *SLAP!*
She was also very keen to inform me to Shut the fuck up, wortless piece of shit, and that she would fuck me like she wanted because I was a slut and would take it. *punch*

At the very end, she choked me as hard as she could with both hands and whispered: "I could kill you. I could motherfucking kill you right now."

Then I was bratty and she choked me harder.

*sigh*

I was severely maltreated.

I loved it.

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I am deliberately omitting her boyfriend in this story because he was nice, but sucked ass in bed.
Classic whiny threesome ruiner, causing scenes, breaking off in the middle to discuss how he was "not involved enough", being a whiny jealous irritation and not appreciating the fact there where two hot girls in a bed with him. I don't know how people do that without feeling like an gross asshole rash themselves.

I'm glad I was so mesmerized by her i succeeded in ignoring him. Even while she forced me to suck his cock. His cock was disembodied to me. I could choke on it due to the absolute inabilty to disobey her orders, but the rest of him was nonexistant to me.

The Virgin Experiences

Yes, there are more.

1) Circumstances were such that I was in a room, with a 22 year old male virgin, and a red leather whip very much like this one:



He hinted at a certain desire to experience, I flat out asked to confirm, he didn't object, I whipped his naked ass and back.
I started slow, but in the photographic evidence that does exist of this suggests it was pretty hard in the end. He blushed and sighed that Yes, this was sort of erotic.
I don't want to place to much weight or credit on this, but if being whipped by a naked woman is one of your first pleasurable sexual adventures, then perhaps there is a little seed for masochistic preferences planted now. Then again, maybe not, who knows.

2) Circumstances were such that while visiting Inge in the bar he works, his friend admitted to never having had intercourse with a woman. He just celebrated his 26th birthday.
After indicating that it would remain difficult to find an agreeable woman, I forced him to divulge all his filthy little fantasies, waited a while, and then pissed all over his face and mouth while he licked my pussy in the bathroom.

He thanked me for it today.

Alright. I think I've covered all crucial bits. My typing fingers are about to shrivel and die, I need to continue the fashion drawings I'm doing for a contest.

I could tell you a little more about the dominant boy from a few entries past, but it's becoming too much. Besides, I'm quite sure he'll read this.

Hi, Eric. *schmollender Augenaufschlag*


I have some pictures and videos of Horace being so adorable you'd cry out in glee, but it feels wrong to have the baby anywhere near an entry like this one. So next time.

Remember, if you can't live another day without glorious accessories, this is where so get them.

Oh, oh! And please remember to give me some pictures and feedback!

EDIT: Hee hee.

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Thanks Bex!


The FAQs:

Remember, if you know me and see I've forgotten a crucial question, please tell me.

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Temper, how come you speak english so good?

It's "well". I speak english well.
My mother is german and my father american. I have dual citizenship, grew up bilingual, and have no discernable german accent. I do however pronounce a few words differently. I blame this on an environment in which when I speak english, it's not with americans of one single region, but to any english native speaker from anywhere in the world, and any traveller who's second language it is.
I was born and raised in Berlin but spent a great deal of time in the US, I visited my relatives regularly when I was a kid.
Before you ask, I'm not telling you where from my father is, it's embarrassing.
...
Ok, no. Not from there. Not there either.
Ok, it's in New England.
In a two hour drive radius from Boston. I'm not divulging any more, but people there are fat.


I am interested in some items of clothing you make! Where can I get them?

Thanks!

You can either use the Ustrendy Store or Cartfly for the items that are currently for sale.
If you have any questions about them or other pieces you have seen in my pic folders, just send me a pm.

You're pretty, can I get you to model for me? I have this great idea.

Probably not, since a) you're not near me and too poor to pay a flight, or b) chances are I won't agree that your idea is that great. It just has to be more interesting than anything I've done before, and of high photo quality. If you cannot offer this, please refrain from asking. If you can, I'll be delighted to hear from you and think you're grand.

What do you do in your spare time? Let's chat!

I have no spare time, and no. I have no AIM, messenger, anything. It sucks away your life and I waste too much time anyway.
I sew clothes, take care of Horace, have sex with Inge random hot strangers that aren't really as good perhaps are stunning in an unexpected way, and then things happen to me, of which you can read in my journal. Most probably, there is nothing else I feel like divulging to you, but thanks for asking.

Are you a dude? Tranny? Post op? Pre op?

Alas, no. Although I reeeeeally like the confusion my appearance causes.
I'm a woman, always have been, probably always will be. All women in my family are like this ~ we have symmetrical features, next to zero body fat and gain muscle tissue quickly when exercising. My super glamorous grandmother bragged about her biceps and instructed me how to superbly show it off on her 72nd birthday.

Come on. Can't you show your pussy at least once to prove that?

No.
I don't show pink in my sets. My pussy is sacred, only I chose who sees her and who doesn't. If you want to know what she looks like, be super hot, very awesome, extremely enticing and in my area, and I will show you. Gladly.
There are however one or three pictures in my folders that allow a glimpse.

*gasp!* Is it true that you are married to super hot pornstar SG Adria, the beautiful waif with pastel colored mohawk and big boobs? The one who is Zak Smith's girlfriend and I would sell my grandmother to even kiss her tiny toes?

Yes. Yes I am.
We married in Disneyland, after being picked up by a limo and picking up select porn star guests, Adria delicately puked into a champagne flute that was passed to me in the back, where I emptied it out the window, I was blindfolded until the very last second when I was bumped into the most insane ride on the planet, and we said: "I do!" and kissed while being penetrated by It's a small world after all, then we went on Space Mountain and saw fireworks and I decided I wanted a job as some Disney character, just because it seems like an easy job when drunk, and the entire time, we looked like post apocalyptic cinderellas in dreamy dresses of vulgar fake pearls, organza and tulle. And duct tape.
The simple plan.
Thank you, Zak.

Why do you keep declining my friends request? I paid four dollars!

Probably because you've never bothered to introduce yourself and your profile reveals either nothing, or that you are either boring or dumb. Or a spamming hopeful.
That's basically it. Oh, and if you keep requesting, I'll totally make fun of you in the germany group. It brings lulz.

Leeet meeee intoooo theee Germany Groooooup!

*sigh* Please read the group rules, adhere to what is written, and reapply. Quit whining.

Why are you such an arrogant and judgemental bitch?

I don't really feel I am, however if it's the case, then presumably just because I can.

No really, you can't be like your internet persona. What are you like in real life?

I'm like Eric Cartman if he was hot.