The following:
Long story short, scroll to the end of this foolish story and you have the root of my troubles.
I was convicted to 55 Tagessätze due to bodily harm, amounting to 1,540euro or alternatively, 55 days incarcerated. I got the letter today "requesting" my appearance within two weeks to be locked up. The only way to avoid it is to pay immediately.
This happened almost two years ago, before I had my puppy. If Horace didn't exist, I'd be like "Pfft, fuck it." and let them do whatever. But things have changed and I can't leave baby alone for 1 1/2 months.
Obviously there's no way I can shake that amount of money out of my sleeve, so what I need to earn as much money as possible immediately in order to somehow organize this. Every tiny bit will help.
So amongst other things like borrowing (*cringe*) and scraping together the 12 or so euro that I have, what I'm offering is the following:
Prints Of Any Picture Of Any Set.
1. Subfuture Junkie
Examples:

2. Whisky And Cigars
Examples:

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3. Engine Room
Examples:

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4. Tempered By Heat
Examples:

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I also have permission to sell the following image as prints:

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Which is the most recent, and I love it since I've never looked so... chiseled.
All set images can be printed in any requested size (within the boundaries of their format, of course) up to approximately 30cm x 21cm or 12" x 8".
Some set images may be printed as large as 60cm x 42 cm or 24 x 16, depending on the resolution. Please ask if you are interested in a certain picture that size.
The last offered image in black&white is printable in huuuuuuge, so whichever size you want is probably doable.
You are also welcome to check this folder and this one for older images, or all albums in case you like random pictures of me drinking. ![]()
(Some of those have already been sold as prints previously with the promise of exclusiveness, and I keep my promises. Please ask.)
Set Print Prices:
Sizes 0 x 0 ~ 15cm x 10,5 cm = 10 euro / 15,40 USD / 8,00 GBP
Sizes 15cm x 10,5 ~ 30cm x 21cm = 20 euro / 30,90 USD / 15,80 GBP
Sizes 30cm x 21cm ~ 60cm x 42 cm = 40 euro / 61,80 USD / 31,60 GBP
Chiseled Image Price: Will be a little higher since it's pretty awesome.
Sizes 0 x 0 ~ 15cm x 10,5 cm = 15 euro / 23,20 USD / 11,80 GBP
Sizes 15cm x 10,5 ~ 30cm x 21cm = 30 euro / 46,40 USD / 23,70 GBP
Sizes 30cm x 21cm ~ 60cm x 42 cm = 60 euro / 92,80 USD / 47,50 GBP
Shipping Prices will vary, of course, depending on size and location.
A 30 x 21 cm print will cost:
Throughout germany ~ 1,54 euro
Throughout europe ~ 2,00 euro
Internationally ~ 4,00 euro
For alternate sizes please adjust size x 2 or / 2, I think you can do the math. ![]()
Thank you.
EDIT: Jeez... ok.
Due to subtle prompting nudges by ladies like Myra, Sheena, Stellaris, Elaine, Vi and Doherty, I'll say that yes, fine, I'll also be selling my panties, peepee, pubic hair and used sex toys.
Go thank them for this once in a lifetime offer.
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