SuicideGirl: Temper
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JUNE 11, 2008 @ 09:04 AM

Ok, I truly apologize for this journal entry of pathetic beggary. But I received mail today which put me in a quite precarious situation.

The following:

Long story short, scroll to the end of this foolish story and you have the root of my troubles.

I was convicted to 55 Tagessätze due to bodily harm, amounting to 1,540euro or alternatively, 55 days incarcerated. I got the letter today "requesting" my appearance within two weeks to be locked up. The only way to avoid it is to pay immediately.

This happened almost two years ago, before I had my puppy. If Horace didn't exist, I'd be like "Pfft, fuck it." and let them do whatever. But things have changed and I can't leave baby alone for 1 1/2 months.

Obviously there's no way I can shake that amount of money out of my sleeve, so what I need to earn as much money as possible immediately in order to somehow organize this. Every tiny bit will help.

So amongst other things like borrowing (*cringe*) and scraping together the 12 or so euro that I have, what I'm offering is the following:

Prints Of Any Picture Of Any Set.

1. Subfuture Junkie

Examples:

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2. Whisky And Cigars

Examples:

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3. Engine Room

Examples:

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4. Tempered By Heat

Examples:

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I also have permission to sell the following image as prints:

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Which is the most recent, and I love it since I've never looked so... chiseled.

All set images can be printed in any requested size (within the boundaries of their format, of course) up to approximately 30cm x 21cm or 12" x 8".
Some set images may be printed as large as 60cm x 42 cm or 24 x 16, depending on the resolution. Please ask if you are interested in a certain picture that size.

The last offered image in black&white is printable in huuuuuuge, so whichever size you want is probably doable.

You are also welcome to check this folder and this one for older images, or all albums in case you like random pictures of me drinking. wink
(Some of those have already been sold as prints previously with the promise of exclusiveness, and I keep my promises. Please ask.)

Set Print Prices:

Sizes 0 x 0 ~ 15cm x 10,5 cm = 10 euro / 15,40 USD / 8,00 GBP
Sizes 15cm x 10,5 ~ 30cm x 21cm = 20 euro / 30,90 USD / 15,80 GBP
Sizes 30cm x 21cm ~ 60cm x 42 cm = 40 euro / 61,80 USD / 31,60 GBP

Chiseled Image Price: Will be a little higher since it's pretty awesome.

Sizes 0 x 0 ~ 15cm x 10,5 cm = 15 euro / 23,20 USD / 11,80 GBP
Sizes 15cm x 10,5 ~ 30cm x 21cm = 30 euro / 46,40 USD / 23,70 GBP
Sizes 30cm x 21cm ~ 60cm x 42 cm = 60 euro / 92,80 USD / 47,50 GBP

Shipping Prices will vary, of course, depending on size and location.

A 30 x 21 cm print will cost:

Throughout germany ~ 1,54 euro
Throughout europe ~ 2,00 euro
Internationally ~ 4,00 euro

For alternate sizes please adjust size x 2 or / 2, I think you can do the math. smile

Thank you.

EDIT: Jeez... ok.

Due to subtle prompting nudges by ladies like Myra, Sheena, Stellaris, Elaine, Vi and Doherty, I'll say that yes, fine, I'll also be selling my panties, peepee, pubic hair and used sex toys.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

The thing is, that's not even completely a joke. So if anyone has a fetish for cigarette butts or toenail clippings, give me a shout. surreal



Go thank them for this once in a lifetime offer.

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Felice

Felice

HOPEFUL

Germany

JUN 11, 2008 09:12 AM

Whoa. Kaka.
Ernsthaft.

Ich guck mal, ob ich für eins der Bilder oder deine Fußnägel Verwendung hab.


Edit: Machst du auch Postkartensets? Davon würde ich sofort eins nehmen! Vom Tentakelset!

Celta

Celta

Germany
July 2006

JUN 11, 2008 09:44 AM

bestellung per pm?

prmfff

prmfff

Switzerland
July 2005

JUN 11, 2008 11:36 AM

ich hoffe du schaffst das alles

Iggy

Iggy

SUICIDEGIRL

Alabama, USA

JUN 11, 2008 11:52 AM

wow. That totally sucks. If I wasn't broke I would totally just send you money, as I am a sucker for pretty girls and their dogs.

Felice

Felice

HOPEFUL

Germany

JUN 11, 2008 11:57 AM

Ich meinte sowas wie... keine Ahnung... 4 Postkarten (von der Größe her und vll, dass man hinten auch draufschreiben kann) mit verschiedenen Motiven als ein Postkartenset.
Es gibt auch von Canon (von anderen Firmen weiß ich's nicht) extra Postkarten zum bedrucken, da hat man dann auf der Schreibseite das klassische Postkartendesign mit Linien und so. So welche schickt mir Suzy nämlich manchmal.

Bexi

Bexi

SUICIDEGIRL

Germany

JUN 11, 2008 12:41 PM

zu felice´s post:
postkarten zum bedrucken hört sich doch echt geil an, das geht sicher viel schneller weg, würde ich gleich einen batzen kaufen.

and I would like to buy the following:


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müsste ich dir aber bar geben.
und die prints gibst mir einfach irgendwann smile

sabine8

sabine8

I'm lost
March 2007

JUN 11, 2008 01:23 PM

I'm trying to scrape some money together...I can't pass up helping and getting prints of my favourite SG! love

Northern

Northern

Elliot Lake, ON
March 2006

JUN 11, 2008 02:00 PM

Shit.....

I've been seriously neglecting peoples' journals (for many months), so I apologize for not keeping in touch.

And now you're in trouble.

I've never responded to begging entries, sometimes because I just don't like the person enough.

But it's also because I'm broke.

But as I may have mentioned in the past, you're special. No, I'm not being sarcastic. You genuinely hold a special place in my mind.

I wish I had 1500 euro to give you.

As it is though, I will try to scrape together something. I really will scramble to find some cash.

I've been in prison - I don't want someone I care about to be there.

And I'll be honest, your offer of used items is the only one of its' type that has ever even vaguely appealed to me. But I really don't want to 'use' you that way. I like you too much.

Suicidefish

Suicidefish

Germany
January 2006

JUN 11, 2008 02:42 PM

scheiße...
digge ich bin am start.

ron4164

ron4164

Ponchatoula, LA
January 2007

JUN 11, 2008 02:53 PM

shocked I want a couple prints Temper!
Not much, but it's all I can do sweetie.
I PMed you ok. Let me know when you get a chance.
kiss kiss

Scheisskopf

Scheisskopf

Algeria
February 2005

JUN 11, 2008 03:56 PM

Shit. So that finally came back to you, huh?

wyldewolfe

wyldewolfe

Montgomery, AL
August 2007

JUN 11, 2008 05:15 PM

good luck

Frankus

Frankus

Tolleson, AZ
March 2007

JUN 11, 2008 06:34 PM

You're an awesome lady, I can't help monetarily but hopefully me just mentioning you in my blog will help you out.

BrightRedScream

BrightRedScream

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

JUN 11, 2008 06:53 PM

I love you.
Let me see how finances are - I WANT to help you...
You're an incredible lady...
I'll see about buying a few ♥

Thorpedo

Thorpedo

Germany
October 2007

JUN 12, 2008 12:25 AM

krasse geschichte!!!

da ich auf schlagfertige frauen stehe, würde dich sehr gerne unterstützen. beat the crap out of his fucker mad
wie ordere ich denn am besten bei dir??

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