CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: cheater

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Clubbing followed by the all-night diner.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories