"I don't give testimonials, so it appears you're my cherry and I'm breaking you.. hmm..

as much as I (as a photographer) hate to admit there are talented people, girl is awesome at photography. I'm extremely impressed with the stuff that I have seen and want to see more more more!

That and girl is hot and stuff.. *waves*"

"have you told her lately that you love her?
you should-i know i fucking do."

"Someone say nipples?"

"the end"

"and I like making out with hot, cool people"

"and hot"

"because she's cool"

"I want to make out with girl"

"I wish I could see her more..."

"i heart the girl.
it's nice to know someone that makes me want to pull their hair out more than mine-that i stll want to be around.

and those nipples.

eek-freckle is dirty.

well anyhow-this chick rules-and i'd buy her all the monkey stickers in the world if i could."

"Girl is absolutely incredible! A wonderful photographer, an amazing friend, plus, she's got great boobs!"

"Ms. T is Badass. and she can sew. and she's a mean shot with a Nikon. and she didn't make me sing karaoke when I was about to have a total anxious fit about it. so..brains, beauty, talent, and a smidgen of pity. Badass I tell ya. Badass."

"Girl is rad, and not just because she's gonna buy me a drink."