“She kills men using only her eyes. On the back of her left knee is the book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" tatooedin incredibly fine ink.”

“Why haven't I left Synnove a testimonial yet? That is a very important question, but I don't know the answer.

Synnove probably already hates you, even if you've never talked to her. If you're lucky she'll tolerate you. If you're exceptionally lucky, she'll be your friend. If you somehow manage to get to the friend status, you've won the friend lottery.

I've known Synnove for over six years now, and she is the most trustworthy and caring person I've ever met. In the entire time I've known her, I've never seen her stab a friend in the back, and the amount of crap she's willing to go through to help her friends out is unbelievable. She's amazingly fun, has better taste in film than anyone I know, has super-soft hair, is known in some circles as Madam Softhands, and makes a mean hamburger on top of all that.

Here are some things you should know about her that I think are fucking awesome:
-Her dad has more guns than most armies.
-Her mom can (and will) kick your ass.
-She can survive for months at a time on just a box of individually wrapped chocolate bars and a bag of nuts.
-We totally could have taken out that Arts1000 prof.”

“Synnove gave me all of her hair tips even though I know she hates it. That's why I sent her a watermelon box.

She's the coolest chick evar.”

“what to say about SYNNOVE.

Understanding the pains of Maine....

and the only one to ever match my skills at the the amazing style of butter knife fighting.

I think she's the only one I can turn to against the wrath of the LAHBTSAHS......”

“Super cool girl-who certainly takes her time eating chicken-I mean, really takes her time...wink*”

“Synnove deals well with my wackiness
which speaks volumes about her kindness
”

“Synnove and I have the same chapstick!”

“Synnove vomited in church once... yep I always find it hard to spell synnove... yep. haveta keep checkin ... yep. but shes awesome .. yep.”

“Synnove is the coolest person I've never met. I can't think of anyone else I'd rather have a double Vegas wedding with.”

“BLARG SYNNNOAAAAAAVE WILL EAT YOUR TOWN”

“Synnove has the prettiest face evar.
Her hair is like watermelony goodness.

Synnove, put little spots of black dye in your hair and you REALLY will be the watermelon goddess!”

“this girl has a place in my lifetime favorite SG's. she went to OC night with me, helped clean the dishes (well, user did most of the work ) and didn't even trash the place.

you should've seen what she caught in her hands to save my ugly comforter!”

“synnove farts good.

sometimes it smells.”