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Hello my special sauce and seseme seed buns,
i had a burger with Nadzofsteel yesterday, that man has a true love for the finer things in life.
i had a burger with Nadzofsteel yesterday, that man has a true love for the finer things in life.
Here is me talking endlessly about candy.
picture blog later
I loved Gala, and can't wait to tell you all about it
picture blog later
I loved Gala, and can't wait to tell you all about it
Hello my boyhood dreams and gentleman callers,
Sometimes, I dream about being a man. Not a delicate girlish boy, but a mans man kind of man. With a big beer belly and hairy feet and rough hands and forearms and a beard, or a face that needs a shave. I dream I can lift things and open beers with a lighter and rest a beer on my belly. And I go to parties and nobody talks over me.
It's a dream I usually have when I am victorious, Last night I finally finished Finnegan's Wake, and so I had that dream again.
What's funny about it, is that even though nothing sexual ever happens in this dream I still wake up mid orgasm.
Just from the sheer joy of being a man.
do you hae re-occuring dreams? Do you like them? Hate them?
Sometimes, I dream about being a man. Not a delicate girlish boy, but a mans man kind of man. With a big beer belly and hairy feet and rough hands and forearms and a beard, or a face that needs a shave. I dream I can lift things and open beers with a lighter and rest a beer on my belly. And I go to parties and nobody talks over me.
It's a dream I usually have when I am victorious, Last night I finally finished Finnegan's Wake, and so I had that dream again.
What's funny about it, is that even though nothing sexual ever happens in this dream I still wake up mid orgasm.
Just from the sheer joy of being a man.
do you hae re-occuring dreams? Do you like them? Hate them?
Hello My Marlas and Tylers,
Why i am a jerk'
i judge you based on your love of a popular auther.
Most of the time, someone listing Fight Club as their favorite movie or book is a sign that i will find someone both tiresome and high maintenance. It's not that i have a grudge against Mr. Palahniuk himself, though I think I would find him tiresome after a while. It's that i have never met anyone who luuuuvvved that book who really "got" it.
Maybe because it was popular in the alternative/goth/nerd crowd when I was in high school. That's most likely why. Those kids, mostly boys, with bad goatees and trench coats and bad bad shoes were, for reasons I will never figure out, my dating pool. There is something so sad about a nerd pretending to be an archaist/bad ass. They loved talking about Fight club, they loved quoting it (this is Suri's quickly shifting attention span) and they all thought i should read it.The nerds insisted that it would change my life, that it was hilarious, that it was brilliant that it was the best. book. ever.
So of coarse I avoided it like the plague.
I read it finally, after highschool. I saw the movie a few weeks ago. And i couldn't get the voices of my geeky classmates out of my head. It's like they were leaning over my shoulder seeing if I got to their favorite part yet (I want you to hit me as hard as you can)
It's like in my head no single line in that movie is untainted by the bossy know it all assholes i knew in school, who, i believe, had no clue that Chuck was makeing fun of them. The Unique snowflakes laughing at how un-unique the other snowflakes were.
In my dateing days I used to skip over anyones OKCupid profile that even included Palahniuk's name.
and that is why i am a jerk.
Why are you a jerk?
Why i am a jerk'
i judge you based on your love of a popular auther.
Most of the time, someone listing Fight Club as their favorite movie or book is a sign that i will find someone both tiresome and high maintenance. It's not that i have a grudge against Mr. Palahniuk himself, though I think I would find him tiresome after a while. It's that i have never met anyone who luuuuvvved that book who really "got" it.
Maybe because it was popular in the alternative/goth/nerd crowd when I was in high school. That's most likely why. Those kids, mostly boys, with bad goatees and trench coats and bad bad shoes were, for reasons I will never figure out, my dating pool. There is something so sad about a nerd pretending to be an archaist/bad ass. They loved talking about Fight club, they loved quoting it (this is Suri's quickly shifting attention span) and they all thought i should read it.The nerds insisted that it would change my life, that it was hilarious, that it was brilliant that it was the best. book. ever.
So of coarse I avoided it like the plague.
I read it finally, after highschool. I saw the movie a few weeks ago. And i couldn't get the voices of my geeky classmates out of my head. It's like they were leaning over my shoulder seeing if I got to their favorite part yet (I want you to hit me as hard as you can)
It's like in my head no single line in that movie is untainted by the bossy know it all assholes i knew in school, who, i believe, had no clue that Chuck was makeing fun of them. The Unique snowflakes laughing at how un-unique the other snowflakes were.
In my dateing days I used to skip over anyones OKCupid profile that even included Palahniuk's name.
and that is why i am a jerk.
Why are you a jerk?
Hello my Coyotes and Cacti,
I want to be a cowgirl, some part of me believes that paradise may be an open range to ride on, free and rhythmic, warm in the day and cool at night, quiet and sweet.
mind you this is all my dumb romantic idea of cowboys, and not based on anything real.
Glamorous and beautiful and tough like Annie Oakley
look at her. This Edison Reel looks like it belongs in a dream
I love the way Loretta Lynn says 'Baby' in this song. She always makes me want to run away from home, but in a good way.
i dress a bit like this when it gets hot, my homage to Vaqueras, the mexican cowgirls I adore.
more pictures in the spoiler
I want to be a cowgirl, some part of me believes that paradise may be an open range to ride on, free and rhythmic, warm in the day and cool at night, quiet and sweet.
mind you this is all my dumb romantic idea of cowboys, and not based on anything real.
Glamorous and beautiful and tough like Annie Oakley
look at her. This Edison Reel looks like it belongs in a dream
I love the way Loretta Lynn says 'Baby' in this song. She always makes me want to run away from home, but in a good way.
i dress a bit like this when it gets hot, my homage to Vaqueras, the mexican cowgirls I adore.
more pictures in the spoiler
so what do you say folks? wanna help me add to my pictures of cowgirls collection?
Hello my Tinas and Lindseys,
My Plans for friday night (tonight)
Watch "Mean Girls" with my husband and my cousins and make up drinks and appitizers inspired by the movie.
But here is a few highlight reels for the uninitiated, it won't help you get everything but it might make you want to see the movie
We will be serving
The Glen CoCo (inspired by my husbands favorite line)
Yoohoo, and Kahlua
Gretchen Wieners/B]
Rum and Coke with cherries hidden in the bottom, because her hair is full of secrets (cherries=secrets for this project)
Regina George
Honey Liquor (cause she's the queen bee) and seltzer (cause its pretty) with lime juice
Karen
Chicken Breasts cooked in wine, cause her breasts can tell when its raining (they have ESPN)
Trang Pak
Mango Gatorade and sake (I know Trang Pac is vietnamese but I couldn't find vietnamese wine)
Amber D'Alessio
Hot dogs, cause she made out with one
oh and buttered muffins
do you have any ideas for drinks inspired by your favorite characters? or ideas for next weeks move "Ghostbusters"?
My Plans for friday night (tonight)
Watch "Mean Girls" with my husband and my cousins and make up drinks and appitizers inspired by the movie.
But here is a few highlight reels for the uninitiated, it won't help you get everything but it might make you want to see the movie
We will be serving
The Glen CoCo (inspired by my husbands favorite line)
Yoohoo, and Kahlua
Gretchen Wieners/B]
Rum and Coke with cherries hidden in the bottom, because her hair is full of secrets (cherries=secrets for this project)
Regina George
Honey Liquor (cause she's the queen bee) and seltzer (cause its pretty) with lime juice
Karen
Chicken Breasts cooked in wine, cause her breasts can tell when its raining (they have ESPN)
Trang Pak
Mango Gatorade and sake (I know Trang Pac is vietnamese but I couldn't find vietnamese wine)
Amber D'Alessio
Hot dogs, cause she made out with one
oh and buttered muffins
do you have any ideas for drinks inspired by your favorite characters? or ideas for next weeks move "Ghostbusters"?
