Hello my snapshots and portraits,


This isn't so much a blog as it is a picture dump.


Sexy prego pics and the aforementioned milky boob picture

right here!!








I'm not sure if you can even see it, but I am leaking sweet clear and white marbled milk from my boobs. It smells like skin and tres leches cake.



My nipples are the color of rye bread. And look at my giant head!! Look at it!! its freaky huge!!


Sexy pictures I took to entertain myself






oh upskirt!!



My teakettle and an arty tree.







oh and one extra sexy picture

Hello my yellow tails and mahi mahis,



I keep haveing these dreams where i lock a piglet in my house and lock myself out.




The piglet destroys my comics and pees all over my bed, and digs up my carpet.




I have a very stressful dream life, I wonder what that's about.





So remember that mystery neighbor? That one in number 5?

Turns out he is in fact, a she!! And incredibly cute. She looks a bit like Temper if Temper was about 5 feet tall and had an oddly big (and very cute) bottom.

She is blonde though. And she has cats, and does some sort of web hosting thing. But she never wears sweatpants.

Her door still smells like wet paper bags though.


Take another look at Ditto and tell your friends.

Tell me about a time you guessed and were very very wrong.

Hello my Cakes and Pizzas,


Tomorrow is my birthday!! So I have the perfect day planned


Wake up early and have fancy iced coffee, from snooty coffee place. Maybe have their poached egg and asparagus sandwich.

Go to the public pool in a taxi. Because I am fancy.

Eat empanadas and horchata in a styrafom cup from food cart near the pool.

Taxi home.

Nap while watching episodes of "Peepshow" "The IT Crowd" or "Are You being served" so that i have english accented dreams.

Wake up, eat Russian black bread with butter and jam, and chocolate milk.

Get my hair cut.

Pizza, and a half a glass of red wine.


What do you do for your birthday? What would you have me do if you were planneing mine? (keep it clean kids )

And go wish my twin Trauma a happy birthday too

Hello my Egos and Confessions,



Things I do not understand, but pretend I do because I don't want to look stupid.

Smokey eyeshadow

How gas planets stay together

The difference between types of electric music

The A.D./B.C. system and it's non Jesus related counterpart.

How painkillers work.

How exactly, 1 comet killed all the dinosaurs, everywhere.

WW1 (somebody killed a duke and then...????)

What is involved exactly, in getting yeast to make bread so awesome.

Why some people are colorblind, and how they figure that out.



Some of these things I look up on a regular basis, and still can't retain, and some I love the weird magic of so much that I kinda don't want to know.

I still have 3 sets in M.R. I know you will like at least one of them.


Minette

Early Bird

and the scary girl/pop music/latex and fishnet fetish piece, known as Ditto



Take a look, and then tell me something you pretend to know but don't.

Hello my Jimmy Stewarts and binoculars,

New apartment, so since my last list was so popular I have desided on a new round up of my neighbors.

Apt 6: Cute couple, she has curly browny black hair and looks like a soap ad, except that she dresses kinda like a mall bohemian. She has a very slight southern accent and it makes her sound nicer then she is. I really like her, though we hardly talk.

He looks like a picture of an artist in a storybook, accept for his smokey demonic tattoos. He is from Sacramento and talks a bit more slowly then you would expect from looking at him. I think he is a contractor, I think he is very handsome.

Their house smells like cheap insence and good pot.

Apt 5: Though we have never met I have decided 3 things about him.

He works with computers

He is blonde

He is a HE

I also think may have a cat, and is the kind of person who wears sweatpants everywhere. I have decided all of these things based on absolutely nothing. I have never seen him, but the area around his door smells like wet paper bags and he gets alot of mail from big computer companies, and I have an overactive imagination.

Apt 4: 2 rotating Japanese students staying with an older gentleman who gives me the willies.

My favorite so far is named Apple. She is very eager to get coffee so she can practice her English. She doesn't drink but collects wine corks, She is very girly, really into my pregnancy, in love with Justin Timberlake, and I thought she was 14 till she told me she was 21. I once saw her leave the house to go to the bodega in 6 inch heels.

The other students have never talked to me, but they are all attractive and very well dressed.

The old man is hard to read, but he gets food delivered every day from some sort of service.

Apt 3: Is a family from Isreal, A husband a wife and 3 boys.

Wife is very sweet, gives me candy, and talks to me about baby stuff. She has hair so long she can sit on it, and it is so beautifully shiny. I can hear her yelling through the carpet.

The two youngest are rough and tumble, and are always yelling "Kelev!! Kelev!!" at me because they want to see my dog.

The oldest is kind and gentle and very sweet. I also think he is one of the most quietly smart kids I know.

I have met the husband once, he looks like a gnome, if gnomes wore slightly sparkly poly blend shirts. He has a great smile.

Apt 2 and 1: do not exist


So tell me about your neighbors, and if you haven't...

Hello my "Shhh!'s and hushes,

I need a new blog entry, but my computer has a virus.

So i am in the library at a school i don't go to. So this will be pretty bare bones.

Scary rock and roll set? You betcha!! Turbulence brought out a side of me i didn't know I had.



I like her, and she scares me a bit.

I've been ok, having nerd troubles, and sudden friend troubles, but i think I will be ok. Being pregnant separates the wheat from the chafe that's for sure (is that the expression? it suddenly sounds wrong.)

I am thinking of taking pictures of my crazy milk boobs, but i need you to tell me if that would be gross or cool. in this age of the internet i am never sure.

Virus will be fixed soon, and i will reply to your messages.

Tell me a story about the way something smells.

My neighbors house smells like taragon, vinal, red onions and fabreeze.

so.....

This Happened.




I highly recommend listening to The Gossip while checking it out.



or



Where I first saw her. I think I am sitting behind the camera girl. She was so beautiful I had to go home. I was to overwhelmed by the idea of running into her at the afterparty. My diary entry from that day says "I think Bet Diddo is the prettiest girl I have ever seen."

or

or

This charming and strange little clip


I hope you all like my stealth body acceptance/pop music/fetish set

I promise a adventure filled "behind the scenes" blog. But I have to step away from the computer when a set goes into MR, otherwise I obsess.

Hello my ingenues and b players,


I have been so incredibly dull since my breif stop at Gala.

Here are boobs

back in the states

booo

Hello my Timbits and maple syrups

I freaking love Canada!!! Last time i was there Khoos made me do and eat all the best canadian things. And her kids were hilarious and her Mom made me scones and bought me this thing with raisins in it that was amazing.

Facts about Canada.

Everyone is really cute there. But they are way more open to non standard kinds of beauty.
They have better junk food.
It's over the top clean.
The cities smell like greek food and bread and rain and laundry and something being fried.
The sex shops are amazing. Like, just as good as goodvibes amazing.
The sense of humor is more absurd, i love absurd humor.
Poutine.
Smarties.
Khoos
Mneylu
Northern
If you wear a Canadian flag t shirt you are probably not a scary redneck hillbilly asshole.
Black squirrels.


Do you know any facts about Canada? Do you want to make one up to entertain me?

also.

look at my belly!!



excuse my hair, and smug expression.