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Hello my rouges and pinched cheeks
No real blog, i am kind of worried that if i put anything "real" on paper then everything will come out. And I will be left with a terrible, scattered novel.
So quickly things i enjoy
www.yoisthisracist.com
www.Rookiemag.com -is the pretentious, snobby, navel gazing magazine i wish i read as a teen
growing my hair out and braiding it, my face has gotten intense guys. and when i pull back my hair you can see that the baby softness is going, and my cheekbones are showing, and my long pretty nose.
being alone- it is a luxury that i wish i had taken advantage of
perfume.
bourbon
the girl in my building with incredibly well fitting suits
onion soup
Henry Miller
documentaries on netflix
browsing for flat boots online
I really do think of SG all the time.
I am so weirdly intimidated by starting a real blog, its like SG will consume me if i get involved again. My tiny giant takes up all of my time.
maybe all of this will change when i get better with this computer
I just want you to know that i still think of all of you, way to much of the time
No real blog, i am kind of worried that if i put anything "real" on paper then everything will come out. And I will be left with a terrible, scattered novel.
So quickly things i enjoy
www.yoisthisracist.com
www.Rookiemag.com -is the pretentious, snobby, navel gazing magazine i wish i read as a teen
growing my hair out and braiding it, my face has gotten intense guys. and when i pull back my hair you can see that the baby softness is going, and my cheekbones are showing, and my long pretty nose.
being alone- it is a luxury that i wish i had taken advantage of
perfume.
bourbon
the girl in my building with incredibly well fitting suits
onion soup
Henry Miller
documentaries on netflix
browsing for flat boots online
I really do think of SG all the time.
I am so weirdly intimidated by starting a real blog, its like SG will consume me if i get involved again. My tiny giant takes up all of my time.
maybe all of this will change when i get better with this computer
I just want you to know that i still think of all of you, way to much of the time
sooo....
I haven't written in a very very long time.
My life is so fucking cliche guys.
I have a really pretty baby (will post pictures when i figure out how to post pictures from a mac) I spend all my time playing with and sleeping with and feeding him. and none of my time on the internet.
My body is softer and harder and incredibly miraculusly functional, but its hard for me to feel like Suri, i mostly feel like the kind of earth mama who i used to see in the bay area.
But there hasn't been a day since i thought of something on here, or someone.
I can't wait to come back
any fun SG gossip since I've been away?
I haven't written in a very very long time.
My life is so fucking cliche guys.
I have a really pretty baby (will post pictures when i figure out how to post pictures from a mac) I spend all my time playing with and sleeping with and feeding him. and none of my time on the internet.
My body is softer and harder and incredibly miraculusly functional, but its hard for me to feel like Suri, i mostly feel like the kind of earth mama who i used to see in the bay area.
But there hasn't been a day since i thought of something on here, or someone.
I can't wait to come back
any fun SG gossip since I've been away?
So guys...
This is my son.
He was hard to get out.
SG, say hello to Andre Matteo.
He smells great, and i love him so hard that it hurts a bit.
This is my son.
He was hard to get out.
SG, say hello to Andre Matteo.
He smells great, and i love him so hard that it hurts a bit.
Hello my Sirens and Mermaids,
So the good part about being SGs token fat girl is that I get away with having opinions. Unlike the poor 18 year old brunettes who still have high hopes of sets being bought (good luck kids)
What Sg is doing to staff photographers is bullshit, and the fact that they fired 2 of the 3 official photographers who will shoot diverse body types and to be perfectly frank, girls of color.
ScottSmallin shot my favorite bought set of mine, he is sweet and smart and kind and clever and strong. But sweet and gentle as a tame circus bear. Nobody who gets a chance should miss a chance to meet this good man.
Lorelei shoots the most beautiful and loving sets of all women's bodies. She made me feel like a goddess. And I hope that every woman gets to see how she looks through her lens.
I hate it when this site treats people like shit. If I was paying money to be here, I would stop right now.
So the good part about being SGs token fat girl is that I get away with having opinions. Unlike the poor 18 year old brunettes who still have high hopes of sets being bought (good luck kids)
What Sg is doing to staff photographers is bullshit, and the fact that they fired 2 of the 3 official photographers who will shoot diverse body types and to be perfectly frank, girls of color.
ScottSmallin shot my favorite bought set of mine, he is sweet and smart and kind and clever and strong. But sweet and gentle as a tame circus bear. Nobody who gets a chance should miss a chance to meet this good man.
Lorelei shoots the most beautiful and loving sets of all women's bodies. She made me feel like a goddess. And I hope that every woman gets to see how she looks through her lens.
I hate it when this site treats people like shit. If I was paying money to be here, I would stop right now.
hello my earth shakers,
blah, blah, blah earthquake, blah blah blah why did I leave the west coast, blah blah blah
I have a serious countdown to The Birth Day going.
And i can't seem to do anything but sleep and grind my teeth.
So this blog is profoundly lame.
anything happening with you? anything not related to me tearing from hole to hole?
blah, blah, blah earthquake, blah blah blah why did I leave the west coast, blah blah blah
I have a serious countdown to The Birth Day going.
And i can't seem to do anything but sleep and grind my teeth.
So this blog is profoundly lame.
anything happening with you? anything not related to me tearing from hole to hole?
Hello my monsters and closets,
you know that picture of me in my favorite shirt? The one that says "I'm Fat Lets Party" ? The one that you can see here?
and here
and like 3/4 of the time when you see me in real life? Well the dude who made that shirt got his whole tiny business stolen out of his van.
So he started a kickstarter with some awesome rewards for people who help out, includeing your own version of my favorite shirt.
And I have a little contest for you, the first of you who can send me a confirmation that you helped my buddy with a gift over 20 out gets a fun little SG prize pack and some random entertaining shit from me.
and um...just so this blog isn't too lame, here is a crazy boob/belly picture.
please do me a favor and help out a really sweet geek.
you know that picture of me in my favorite shirt? The one that says "I'm Fat Lets Party" ? The one that you can see here?
and here
and like 3/4 of the time when you see me in real life? Well the dude who made that shirt got his whole tiny business stolen out of his van.
So he started a kickstarter with some awesome rewards for people who help out, includeing your own version of my favorite shirt.
And I have a little contest for you, the first of you who can send me a confirmation that you helped my buddy with a gift over 20 out gets a fun little SG prize pack and some random entertaining shit from me.
and um...just so this blog isn't too lame, here is a crazy boob/belly picture.
please do me a favor and help out a really sweet geek.
Hello my hard peaches and green bananas,
I am so so so not ready.
So instead of thinking about what I should be thinking about, or reading what I should be reading, or cleaning what I should be cleaning, I am gonna make a series of lists.
David Bowie dance moves that baffle me
1. Every god damn thing in this video. Try any of them out, they are fucking absurd.
Flavors of seltzer water I enjoy
Lime
Mandarin Orange
Pomagranate
Plain
Vanilla
Things I would do if I was a boy for an hour (in no particular order)
shave my face
masturbate
try to make my dick spin like pastie tassels
sit on the bus with my legs open really wide
go someplace public so when I switch back to a girl it would freak everyone out!!!
Sitcoms I watch, but lie about watching.
Friends
Things I do with my friend Dan
Talk shit
drink wine
watch movies in black and white
eat food we see on TV
drink wine
and lemonade
Things I like about the state of florida
The ocean is warm
Key West is very gay
Cuban pastries
lychee wine
huge tropical plants, just sitting around.
Post a list of your own in the comments
I am so so so not ready.
So instead of thinking about what I should be thinking about, or reading what I should be reading, or cleaning what I should be cleaning, I am gonna make a series of lists.
David Bowie dance moves that baffle me
1. Every god damn thing in this video. Try any of them out, they are fucking absurd.
Flavors of seltzer water I enjoy
Lime
Mandarin Orange
Pomagranate
Plain
Vanilla
Things I would do if I was a boy for an hour (in no particular order)
shave my face
masturbate
try to make my dick spin like pastie tassels
sit on the bus with my legs open really wide
go someplace public so when I switch back to a girl it would freak everyone out!!!
Sitcoms I watch, but lie about watching.
Friends
Things I do with my friend Dan
Talk shit
drink wine
watch movies in black and white
eat food we see on TV
drink wine
and lemonade
Things I like about the state of florida
The ocean is warm
Key West is very gay
Cuban pastries
lychee wine
huge tropical plants, just sitting around.
Post a list of your own in the comments
Hello my bonzais and cherry tomatoes,
Did you guys know I grew a roommate? Her name is Connie, and if you are friends with me on the twitter I talk about her/to her all the time. She is going through a break up with this weiner of a dude, so mostly I get her blitzed. And we gossip.
Did I tell you guys about Lamaze class? The hospital provides what it calls a lamaze class, but its mostly a birth primer for people who (as far as I can tell) have gotten to 7 months pregnant and have not read a single book on the subject. I think I met my arch nemesis in that class, she managed to be judgmental and dumb and either give me the stink eye, or have one of those faces that naturally gives everyone the stink eye. Oddly I don't find one more forgivable then the other.
Homegirl asked if she was to skinny to give birth, while stink eyeing me, she also thought gas was braxton hicks contractions. (if you don't know what those are its cool, but they are mentioned in every book about pregnancy, so she should know) she also asked what a placenta is. Is this a Phiwy (thats how they say it) thing or as anyone else been in a class full of pregnant dummies.?
I HATE dumb wealthy people. I have some class issues I need to sort out.
Pregnancy is going great, i am a giantess (ill try to as pictures later) and my belly button looks like an asshole.
My boobs are presenting tiny amounts of sticky milk. Its kinda marbled and smells sweet and floral. Its kinda neat to discover a body fluid that is not gross.
Do you guys have arch Nemeses? tell me about them!
Did you guys know I grew a roommate? Her name is Connie, and if you are friends with me on the twitter I talk about her/to her all the time. She is going through a break up with this weiner of a dude, so mostly I get her blitzed. And we gossip.
Did I tell you guys about Lamaze class? The hospital provides what it calls a lamaze class, but its mostly a birth primer for people who (as far as I can tell) have gotten to 7 months pregnant and have not read a single book on the subject. I think I met my arch nemesis in that class, she managed to be judgmental and dumb and either give me the stink eye, or have one of those faces that naturally gives everyone the stink eye. Oddly I don't find one more forgivable then the other.
Homegirl asked if she was to skinny to give birth, while stink eyeing me, she also thought gas was braxton hicks contractions. (if you don't know what those are its cool, but they are mentioned in every book about pregnancy, so she should know) she also asked what a placenta is. Is this a Phiwy (thats how they say it) thing or as anyone else been in a class full of pregnant dummies.?
I HATE dumb wealthy people. I have some class issues I need to sort out.
Pregnancy is going great, i am a giantess (ill try to as pictures later) and my belly button looks like an asshole.
My boobs are presenting tiny amounts of sticky milk. Its kinda marbled and smells sweet and floral. Its kinda neat to discover a body fluid that is not gross.
Do you guys have arch Nemeses? tell me about them!
